My first... not the greatest... but I did it...
Usage: !magic NICK
You need to make a magic.txt file and add some phrases (or add those i have added to the bottom of the snippet).
on 1:TEXT:!magic *:#CHANNEL:{
if ($2 ison #) {
if ($2 != null) {
if ($2 == $nick) { msg $chan 4 $nick 12...You dont want to perform magic on yourself you idiot! | halt }
}
if ($2 == $null) { msg $nick Please add a nickname after !magic | halt }
else { describe $chan waves the magic wand... | describe $chan $read(magic.txt) | halt }
}
else { msg $chan 12Uhh $nick ...Do you see 4 $2 12in here anywhere? Well do ya? 4Because I dont. Try again! }
}
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Phrases for magic.txt
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turns 4 $2 into a flamingo.
turns 4 $2 into a burnt marshmallow.
makes $nick slap 4 $2 in the head with a big shrimp.
turns 4 $2 into a pain in the ass. (Wasnt all that much work.. grin).
throws $nick on $2 's back and hollers, "Giddy up horsey, Giddy up!"
makes $nick slap 4 $2 with a cheese covered macaroni noodle.
wacks 4 $2 in the head with a bologna sandwich.
slips a frog into 4 $2 's pants.
pokes 4 $2 in the chest repeatedly for 2 minutes straight.
throws 4 $2 onto their knees making them obey $nick 's every command.
turns 4 $2 into a chocolate covered strawberry.
removes 4 $2 's brain... (They had no use for it anyway!)
makes 4 $2 scream like a little girl.
sends 4 $2 into space for a week.
stuffs a golf ball in 4 $2 's mouth.
turns 4 $2 into a vulture.
pours honey over 4 $2 's entire body, and lets a swarm of bees in the room.
pours ice cold water down over 4 $2
turns 4 $2 into an old maid.
shoves a hot dog up 4 $2 's nose and pulls it out and tosses it across the room.
turns 4 $2 into a nut... (Your choice... left, right... it doesnt matter).
slaps 4 $2 around with a wet noodle covered in grease.
sends 4 $2 on the shopping spree of their lifetime.
gives 4 $2 2 dollas and a clue.
shrinks 4 $2 into a midget and makes them perform at the circus for beer money.
lays 4 $2 down and begins to create a human sundae.
throws 4 $2 into a pit of venomous snakes.
strips 4 $2 naked, paints them fluorescent orange, and makes them run thru the room singing... "when I think about u I touch myself!"
lets 4 $2 rub his wand for special powers.
removes 4 $2 's eyes and reinserts them into their ass so that they can get a shitty outlook on life.
bends 4 $2 over and spanks them like a rotten stepchild.
turns 4 $2 into a rectal thermometer.
turns 4 $2 into crack cream.
throws 4 $2 into a pit of huge rats.
strips 4 $2 then ties them down and uses a feather to tickle their entire body until they scream Uncle.
turns 4 $2 into a vibrator.
gives 4 $2 an eraser burn on their forehead.
wraps 4 $2 up in saran wrap, leaving only their mouth free.
forces 4 $2 to put a hickey on a hemmorhoid.
turns 4 $2 into a PMSing woman, with no pads/tampons, pain relief, or chocolate in sight.
turns 4 $2 into a porn star, but may only star in movies with people over 50.
turns 4 $2 into a swollen hemmorhoid.
strips 4 $2 and puts naughty clothes on them and drives them to the closest corner for some action.
turns 4 $2 into a steak dinner.
smacks 4 $2 in the head with a bag of ice.
turns 4 $2 into bubble wrap and lets everyone take turns stomping 4 $2 .
turns 4 $2 into a muffler.
throws a handful of vaseline in 4 $2 's face.
forces 4 $2 to eat 5 cans of beans.
turns 4 $2 into a rabid penguin.
turns 4 $2 into a twatwaffle and sprays you with syrup.
turns 4 $2 into a psychotic leprechaun.
turns 4 $2 into a dancing hemmorhoid that keeps singing.. "I wanttttt canddddyyyyy..."
I came up with a similar sort of script that had a list of replys to different triggers where on each trigger it would read a joke randomly from one of the joke type text file. i like this script because its helps me understand the syntax better. others may not think its a good script but i like it. thanks for writing it