This, is a simple, Snippit i made when i was bored. Just put in your Botz, Remotes :)
on *:Action:*slap*:#: {
set %slap $rand(1,10)
if (%slap == 1) { Msg $chan $nick $+ ... omg.. }
if (%slap == 2) { Msg $chan DUDE YOU TOTALY SLAPPED HIS/HER!!!!! ASS. }
if (%slap == 3) { Describe $chan $Nick $+ !!!! OMG!!!!! how could you slap some one :( }
if (%slap == 4) { Describe $chan $nick $+ ... Have you gone mad?! I think you have -.- }
if (%slap == 5) { Describe $chan $nick slap $1 HARDER DAMMIT!!!!!! }
if (%slap == 6) { Describe $chan $nick Hell no! Biatch }
if (%slap == 7) { Msg $chan $nick WTF! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THERE IS NO SLAPPING, ALOUD IN # $+ !!! Dam you }
if (%slap == 8) { Describe $chan Haha $nick Fails, Epicly. }
if (%slap == 9) { Describe $chan Butt rapes $nick do not slap or else.. }
if (%slap == 10) { Describe $chan Snaps, $nick $+ 's Hand off =) }
}
On *:TEXT:*-.-*:#: {
if ($me iswn $1-)
Msg $chan Wow, $nick thats totaly, Epic <3333
}
On *:TEXT:*fuck You*:#:{
if ($me iswn $1-)
Notice $nick Wow, $nick Do you have to swear, you know if +G is set it'll <censored> it ;) So use Alt gr + u
}
On *:TEXT:*!Epic*:#:{
.timer 10 1 Msg $chan e
.timer 9 1 Msg $chan ep
.timer 8 1 Msg $chan epi
.timer 7 1 Msg $chan epic
.timer 6 1 Msg $chan $nick is epic :D
}
On *:TEXT:*!Fail*:#:{
.timer 10 1 Msg $chan F
.timer 9 1 Msg $chan Fa
.timer 8 1 Msg $chan Fai
.timer 7 1 Msg $chan Fail
.timer 6 1 Msg $chan $nick FAILS :L
}
To make matters worse, your two on text events for "-.-" and "Fuck you" will generate an error because of brackets missing in the if statements. Unless you make them as:
if ($me iswn $1-) Msg $chan Wow, $nick thats totaly, Epic <3333
(All in one line)
BUT, as DMT stated, you should use $istok or $findtok instead of iswm.