Thanks Elijah it worked!

Can you post the time script and your other ones for Auto (If you dont mind sharing)

You can also do it this way:

on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  tokenize 32 $strip($1-)
  if ($1 == !8ball) {
    msg $chan Original question: $2- And the answer is:
    var %x = No!|Yes!|Of course|Have you gone mad?! I think you have|$&
      How should I know? Its not like I'm magic|Heck no!|Maybe... yeah|Why should I tell you?|$&
      If I say yes will you be quiet?|Yes... that will be 30 dollars|How should I say this? Um... no
    msg $chan $gettok(%x,$rand(1,$numtok(%x,124)),124)
  }
}

$rand(1,8) returns a random number between 1 and 8, the 124) was the third param from $gettok

$rand(1,8),124)

What does that do?

$gettok would make this 3 lines :>, example?

on *:TEXT:!ball*:#: {
msg $chan The reply to your question: $strip($2) $+ , would have to be!
msg $chan $gettok(No|Yes|Maybe|Another time|When i die|in a million years|lick my nuts?|of course,$rand(1,8),124)
}

Jethro yours is cool... If there is not so many people on the channel. It gets a bit irritating when you like, in a heated discussion and your bot randomly gives frustrating input, but still awesome :) Nice 8ball Elijah

you could always throw in a $gettok to shorten it

Thanks Jehtro_, I'll consider all that

This will make sure anything asked follows with the question mark at the end of a question:

on $*:TEXT:/(?<=\x3F)/S:#: {
  msg $chan Original question: $strip($2-) And the answer is:
  var %8ball = $rand(1,11)
  if (%8ball == 1) { msg $chan No! }
  if (%8ball == 2) { msg $chan Yes! }
  if (%8ball == 3) { msg $chan Of course }
  if (%8ball == 4) { msg $chan Have you gone mad?! I think you have }
  if (%8ball == 5) { msg $chan How should I know? Its not like I'm magic }
  if (%8ball == 6) { msg $chan Heck no! }
  if (%8ball == 7) { msg $chan Maybe... yeah }
  if (%8ball == 8) { msg $chan Why should I tell you? }
  if (%8ball == 9) { msg $chan If I say yes will you be quiet? }
  if (%8ball == 10) { msg $chan Yes... that will be 30 dollars }
  if (%8ball == 11) { msg $chan How should I say this? Um... no }
}

Last but not least, you could have chosen the local variable instead of the global variable. This uses the same command that you've indicated.

Yeah I decided to go over my whole script to make sure nothing woulf interfere and removed that line of code from it, it wasn't working with it anyway, kept unsetting it before giving a result for some reason

I chose to unset it because I like to do that for my channel since well I have it full of scripts

on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#: {
  set %8ball $rand(1,12)
  msg $chan Original question: $2- Answer:
  if(%8ball == 1) { msg $chan No! }
  if(%8ball == 2) { msg $chan Yes! }
  if(%8ball == 3) { msg $chan Of course }
  if(%8ball == 4) { msg $chan Have you gone mad?! I think you have }
  if(%8ball == 5) { msg $chan How should I know? Its not like I'm magic }
  if(%8ball == 6) { msg $chan Heck no! }
  if(%8ball == 7) { msg $chan Maybe... yeah }
  if(%8ball == 1) { msg $chan Why should I tell you? | .timer 1 2 msg $chan BTW don't try and bribe me! }
  if(%8ball == 8) { msg $chan If I say yes will you be quiet? }
  if(%8ball == 9) { msg $chan Yes... that will be 30 dollars }
  if(%8ball == 10) { msg $chan How should I say this? Um... no }
  unset %8ball
}

Why are there so many 8balls on hawkee!!! argh! You should also use var %8ball so you dont need to unset it.
i guess you could try sockets but for purposes of this, you dont need the brackets. so like.

on *:TEXT:!8ball*:#: {
  var %8ball $rand(1,12)
  msg $chan Original question: $2- Answer:
  if %8ball == 1 msg $chan No! 
  if %8ball == 2  msg $chan Yes! 
  if %8ball == 3  msg $chan Of course 
  if %8ball == 4 msg $chan Have you gone mad?! I think you have 
  if %8ball == 5  msg $chan How should I know? Its not like I'm magic 
  if %8ball == 6  msg $chan Heck no! 
  if %8ball == 7 msg $chan Maybe... yeah 
  if %8ball == 1 msg $chan Why should I tell you? | .timer 1 2 msg $chan BTW don't try and bribe me!
  if %8ball == 8 msg $chan If I say yes will you be quiet?
  if %8ball == 9 msg $chan Yes... that will be 30 dollars
  if %8ball == 10 msg $chan How should I say this? Um... no
}

And theres your code improved and 100% working.

there are really too many of these :/

IF(%8BALL Unknown commandspace out ur /if's and their params