Load into remotes. Very easy to use.

alias -l tsay { say $1- }
;--Teh Caller
on *:TEXT:*:#: {
  var %wrds = $gettok($strip($1-),0,32)
  var %wrd = 1
  while (%wrd <= %wrds) {
    var %word = $gettok($strip($1-),%wrd,32)
    var %cll = 1
    var %clls = $gettok($ReadCalls,0,32)
    while (%cll <= %clls) {
     if (%word = $gettok($ReadCalls,%cll,32)) { echo -a $Text.2(4N15ick 4C15aller) 15-0(14One of your defined triggers was stated in15 $chan 14By15 $nick 14On15 $server $+ 0)14-0(14Exact Wording:15 $strip($1-) $+ 0)15- | halt }
     inc %cll
    }
    inc %wrd
  }
}

;--Start event

on *:START: {
  inc %NickCaller.Ran
  echo -a 15-0(4N15ick 4C15aller 9v1.00)15-
  echo -a 15-0(9S15cripted 9B15y 14A15u0ro15r14a7//9S15uicide9S15oldier0)15-
  echo -a 15-0(9Y15ou 9H15ave 9R15an 4N15ick 4C15aller 9F15or 9T15he0 $ord(%NickCaller.Ran) 9T15ime0)15-
  var %call = 1
  var %calls = $gettok($readini(NickCaller.ini,Caller,All),0,32)
  if (%calls >= 1) {
    while (%call <= %calls) {
      echo -a 15-0(4N15ick 4C15aller0)15- 0(15 $+ %call $+ 0)15-0(15 $+ $gettok($readini(NickCaller.ini,Caller,All),%call,32) $+ 0)
      inc %call
    }
  }
}

;--Aliases
alias -l NickEcho { echo -a 15-0(4N15ick 4C15aller0)15- 15-0(14 $+ $1- $+ 0)15- }
alias lulz { //me 15-0(9.15.0.4I 9A15m 9U15sing 4Y7o8u9r 0M15o14t2h12e4r 0)15- }
alias -l ReadCalls { return $readini(NickCaller.ini,Caller,All) }
alias NickCaller {
  if ($1 = -d) {
    if ($2 isin $readini(NickCaller.ini,Caller,All)) { writeini NickCaller.ini Caller All $remtok($ReadCalls,$2,32) | NickEcho Caller $2 Removed. }
    elseif ($2 !isin $ReadCalls) { NickEcho $2 Is Not In Your Nick Caller. }
    elseif (!$2) { NickEcho Please Specify A Trigger To Remove. }
  }
  elseif ($1 = -l) {
   if ($2) { NickEcho Callers ( $+ $2 $+ ) 14:15:0:14 $+ $gettok($ReadCalls,$2,32) }
   elseif (!$2) { NickEcho Callers 14:15:0:14 $+ $ReadCalls }
  }
 elseif ($1 = -c) { remini NickCaller.ini Caller All | NickEcho Caller List Cleared. }
 elseif (!$1) { tsay 15-0(9.15.0.4I 9A15m 9U15sing 4N15ick 4C15aller 9v1.0 9B15y 14A15u0ro15r14a7//9S15uicide9S15oldier0.15.9.0)15- }
 else { writeini NickCaller.ini Caller All $addtok($ReadCalls,$1,32) | NickEcho Caller $1 Added.  }
}
alias -l IsCaller {
  if ($1 isin $readcalls) { return $true }
  elseif ($1 !isin $ReadCalls) { return $false }
  elseif (!$1) { return $null }
}
;--Menus
menu * {
  _-(Nick Caller)-_
  .List:/NickCaller -l $?"Which ones? (Optional)"
  .Add:/NickCaller $$?"Add What?"
  .Remove:/NickCaller -d $$?"Add What?"
  .Clear:/NickCaller -c
  .Advertise:/NickCaller
}
;--Unload Event
on *:UNLOAD: {
  echo -a 15-0(9T15hank 9Y15ou 9F15or 9U15sing 4N15ick 4C15aller 9v1.0 9B15y 14A15u0ro15r14a7//9S15uicide9S15oldier0)15-
  unset %NickCaller.*
}