This will make you crap your pants its funny
on *:TEXT:brb:#: { msg $chan Ok bye.
timer1 1 15 msg $chan Ok he's really gone lets all talk about this person }
;Edit as pleased
on *:TEXT:back:#: { msg $chan SHHH everyone be quiet he's back
timer1 1 15 msg $chan Ok I confess we were talking about you }
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;; ;==; ;; ;; ;; ;----------;
;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;; ;--;
;; ;; ;; ;; ;;;; ;--;
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;----------; ;; ;; ;----------; ;; ;; ;; ==
;----------; ;; ;; ;--; ;; ;; ;; ;;==
;--; ;;===;; ;--; ;; ;; ;; ;;
;--; ;; ;; ;--; ;; ;;;; ;;==
;--; ;; ;; ;----------; ;; ;; ;; ==
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;; ;; ;;
;; ;; ;;
;; ;; ;;
;--------; ;;;;;;;;;;;;
;; ;; ;;
;; ;; ;;
;; ;; ;;
;; ;;;;
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;;;;; ;; == ; == ;;;
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;;;;; ;;;; ROCK ;;
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Have you thought that maybe he doesn't wish to use the F3 and F4 key?
on *:TEXT:*:#: {
if ($1 == brb) {
$iif(!$away,away Ok bye,msg $chan Ok bye)
timer1 1 15 msg $chan Ok he's really gone lets all talk about this person
}
if ($1 == back) {
$iif($away,away)
msg $chan SHHH everyone be quiet he's back
timer1 1 15 msg $chan Ok I confess we were talking about you
}
}
Silly script, really. Sorta pointless at best.
this is nothing like the one you have posted but for those who want a simple one, this goes in your aliases.
F3 away $?="Away Message" | /ame is now marked away: $! | /chanserv deop | /chanserv deprotect
F4 away $?="Return Message" | /ame has returned: $! | /away | /chanserv op | /chanserv protect
once in your aliases use F3 to mark away and F4 to mark as back. Both as for an away of return message. If you dont want to add a message just hit ok.
Will post in room as
Jaystew is now marked away: my comment here
Jaystew has now returned: my comment here
:)