ok guys this is a noobie script of mine but people like da triggers lol just paste it into remotes and for triggers type !trigs and for munchies type !munchies NOTICE: these triggers can not be triggered by yourself

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on *:TEXT:*!trigs*:#: { msg # 14,1your triggers are 4!info,14 4!retarded crap,14 4!hi,14 4!block,14 4!macktops gunshop,14 4!porn,14 4!yomomma,14 4!bitch14 4!spin14 4!qa (question here)14 and 4!sex. 14 for squirrels triggers type 4!trigz [thank you for using Satans party bot] }
on *:TEXT:*!munchies*:#: { msg # 14,1your munchies are 4~drugs14 4~gum14 4~candy14 4~chips14 4~drinks14 4~meals14 and 4~candybars [thank you for using Satans party bot }
on *:TEXT:*!info*:#: { /notice $nick 14,1 ok listen first of all im not a bot im a living breathing dude who just made these kick ass scripts on mirc and also watch out i got some mean scripts >:) }
on *:TEXT:*!retarded crap*:#: { msg # 14,1your retarded options are...4 !jokes !antidisestablishmentarianism !insults !random ass stuff and !the nutt cracker }
on *:TEXT:*!hi*:#: { msg # 14,1shut up you stupid 4bitch }
on *:TEXT:*!block*:#: { describe # cock-blocks $nick 14,1 oooh didnt see that one comin did 4ya }
on *:TEXT:*!porn*:#: { describe # hands $nick a porn... 14,1enjo4y }
on *:TEXT:*!yomomma*:#: { msg # 14,1yo momma so fat she got a pocket sized microwave|yo momma so fat she got a remote control refidgerator|yo momma so ugly she cant turn a vibrator on|yo momma so fat u need a gps to find her butt crack|yo momma so cool she whare her wig to the side|yo momma so fat she got marrride in a atempt to get cake|yo momma so fat her shadow waighs 42 pounds|yo momma so fat her weelchair got a recliner }
on *:TEXT:*!bitch*:#: { msg # 14,1hey why dont u go suck it there's an 4idea }
on *:TEXT:*!sex*:#: { describe # sets $nick up with a hot girl/boy 14,1enjo4y }

munchies

on *:TEXT:*~drugs*:#: { msg # 14,1 your drugs are 3~weed 0~crack 14~LSD 7~mushrooms 0~meth and 9~acid }
on *:TEXT:*~chips*:#: { msg # 14,1 your chips are 9,8~funyns14,1 8,4~dorito's14,1 12,0~ruf4fles14,1 7,4~cheeto's14,1 7,8~freeto's14,1 0,4~lays14,1 and 8,4~sun 7chips }
on *:TEXT:*~drinks*:#: { msg # 14,1 your drinks are 4~vodka ~LIQUID-CHICKEN ~redbull ~monster ~martini ~beer ~wisky ~water ~pop ~milk 14,1and 4~poison. 14,1 for some of squirrels drinks type 4!soda }
on *:TEXT:*~meals*:#: { msg # 14,1your meals are 4~sandwich ~stake ~sushi ~raisin bran crunch ~soup ~burger14 and 4~cake }
on *:TEXT:*~candybars*:#: { msg # 14,1your candy is 14,14I0,5~HERSHY'S14,14I14,1 14,14i0,4~kitkat14,14i14,1 14,14i7,4~reeses14,14i14,1 14,14i4,12~CRUNCH14,14I14,1 14,14i1,11~almond joy14,14i14,1 14,14i0,5~Snick12ers14,14i14,1 and 14,14i0,4~babe ruth14,14i }
on *:TEXT:*~weed*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 3weed14 14,1this is some really good shit 4man! }
on *:TEXT:*~crack*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 0crack cokain14 14,1 u didnt get this from me 4man... }
on *:TEXT:*~LSD*:#: { describe # hands $nick some lsd 14,1this stuff makes the world 4pretty }
on *:TEXT:*~mushrooms*:#: { describe # gives $nick some fresh 5shrooms14 14,1 yo dude lets make like mario and luigi with this 4shit! }
on *:TEXT:*~meth*:#: { describe # 's 1meth6 lab explodes 14,1 oh! looky here some 0meth14 that i "forgot" to include in the 4explosion!6,0 *hands $nick the 1meth  }
on *:TEXT:*~acid*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 9,1acid6,0 14,1ya baby, the good stuff is 4here }
on *:TEXT:*~funy*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 8,9funyns6,0 right b4 taping him on the head with his baseball bat 1,14()1,0=1,10(¯¯¯1,14¯¯¯¯¯)4,1 WHAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! }
on *:TEXT:*~dorito*:#: { describe # gives $nick a bag of 8,4dorito's6,0 14,1 what? were u expecting me to do something mean? nope not with 8,4dorito's14,1. i dont screw with 4them }
on *:TEXT:*~ruffles*:#: { describe # gives $nick a bag of 4,0ruf12fles6,0 then socks $nick in the lip }
on *:TEXT:*~cheeto*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 7,4cheeto's6,0 then slashes $nick 's tires }
on *:TEXT:*~lays*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 0,4lays6,0 then fallows by saying 14,1 u just got 4layed }
on *:TEXT:*~freeto*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 7,8freeto's6,0 and piss's on $nick 's shoe }
on *:TEXT:*~vodka*:#: { describe # throws a full bottle of vodka at $nick }
on *:TEXT:*~LIQUID-CHICKEN*:#: { describe # goes to get the liquid-chicken but realizes his house was burnt down 14,1i guess we'll never know wtf liquid-chicken 4is }
on *:TEXT:*~monster*:#: { describe # hands $nick a 14,1(9,1mon|||ster14)6,0 and throws a bmx bike at $nick }
on *:TEXT:*~martini*:#: { describe # gives $nick a martini and kicks his ass in the parking lot }
on *:TEXT:*~beer*:#: { describe # says 0,4bud6,0 or 4,8miller6,0? note: type ~bud for bud or ~miller for miller }
on *:TEXT:*~miller*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 4,8miller6,0 and kicks $nick in the head }
on *:TEXT:*~bud*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 0,4bud6,0 and drop kicks $nick }
on *:TEXT:*~wisky*:#: { describe # gives $nick a bottle of wisky and says 14,1OH 4YA }
on *:TEXT:*~water*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls 14,1WTF WHO THE HELL GETS WATER WHEN U COULD HAVE 4BEER!?!? }
on *:TEXT:*~milk*:#: { describe # throws a cow at $nick 14,1milk it yourself 4bitch }
on *:TEXT:*~poison*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls 14,1thats enough poison for 4me! }
on *:TEXT:*~sandwich*:#: { describe # bitchslaps $nick with a sandwich }
on *:TEXT:*~stake*:#: { describe # stabs $nick in the head with a stake 14,1no really u should have seen that one 4coming }
on *:TEXT:*~sushi*:#: { describe # smacks $nick in the face with a live sushi fish and says HOY! }
on *:TEXT:*~raisin bran crunch*:#: { describe # says 14,1TWO SCOOPS 4BITCH!!!!6,0 and smacks $nick in the head with a shovel  }
on *:TEXT:*~soup*:#: { describe # makes soup out of $nick }
on *:TEXT:*~burger*:#: { describe # gives $nick a worm burger }
on *:TEXT:*~cake*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls 14,1 YOU FATASS! YOU NEVER EAT DESERT B4 4DINNER! }
on *:TEXT:*~hershy*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls but gives him/her the 14,14I0,5HERSHY'S14,14I14,1 14,1CANDY IS FOR 4FATASSES! }
on *:TEXT:*~kitkat*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls but gives him/her the candy 14,1CANDY IS FOR 4FATASSES! }
on *:TEXT:*~reeses*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls but gives him/her the candy 14,1CANDY IS FOR 4FATASSES! }
on *:TEXT:*~crunch*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls but gives him/her the candy 14,1CANDY IS FOR 4FATASSES! }
on *:TEXT:*~almond joy*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls but gives him/her the candy 14,1CANDY IS FOR 4FATASSES! }
on *:TEXT:*~babe ruth*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls but gives him/her the candy 14,1CANDY IS FOR 4FATASSES! }

extras

on *:TEXT:lol:#Leviathan: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls 14,1THAT PHRASE IS SO OVER 4USED! }
on *:TEXT:lmao:#Leviathan: { describe # cuts $nick 's ass off 14,1THERE! NOW YOUR ASS IS 4OFF!!!! }
on *:TEXT:brb:#Leviathan: { msg # 14,1hurry back... i want to kick u in the balls some 4more }
on *:TEXT:lmfao:#Leviathan: { describe # cuts $nick 's ass off 14,1THERE! NOW YOUR FAT ASS IS 4OFF!!!! }
on *:TEXT:damn:#Leviathan: { msg # 14,1BY THE POWER OF SATAN I DAMN 4YOU! }

more douchin scripts

on *:TEXT:*!antidisestablishmentarianism*:#: { describe # looks through a dictionary 14,1damn wtf does this word mean 4anyways? }
on *:TEXT:#*:#LIQUID-CHICKEN: { msg #LIQUID-CHICKEN !k $nick do not spam us }
on *:TEXT:*!the nutt cracker*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls 14,1pretty obviose dont you 4think }
on *:TEXT:*~gum*:#: { msg # 14,1your gum is 15,15m12,8~juicy fruite15,15m14,1 15,15m1,7~tridant15,15m14,1 15,15m0,7stride15,15m14,1 15,15m0,4~big red15,15m14,1 and 15,15m8,13~huba buba15,15m }
on *:TEXT:*~pop*:#: { msg # 14,1 your pop is 14,9(0~spr0,12ite14)14,1 14,4(0,4Dr.pepper14)14,1 14,4(0~co8k0e14)14,1 14,12(0,12~pep4s0i14)14,1 14,9(4~Mt.0dew14)14,1 14,3(12,3~seirra mist14,2)14,1 14,5(0,5~root4 beer14,5)14,1 and 14,7(12,7~fanta14,7)14,1 }
on *:TEXT:*~sprite*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,12(0,12spr0,9ite14,9)6,0 then sets his/her house on fire }
on *:TEXT:*!cookie*:#: { describe # bitchslaps $nick with a cookie }
on *:TEXT:*~coke*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,4(0,4co8k0e14)6,0 then hits him in the head with a really solid 2x4 }
on *:TEXT:*~pepsi*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,12(0,12pep4s0i14)6,0 then throws him/her out of a 4 story window }
on *:TEXT:*~redbull*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,4(0,4Red4,12Bull14,12)6,0 then rips his/her wings off  }
on *:TEXT:*~mt.dew*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,9(4,9Mt.0,9Dew14)6,0 and runs over $nick with his truck }
on *:TEXT:*~dr.pepper*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,4(0,4Dr.Pepper14,4)6,0 then blows $nick 's brains all over the walls with his shotgun }
on *:TEXT:*~sierra mist*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,3(12,3sierraa mist14,3)6,0 then pant's him/her }
on *:TEXT:*~root beer*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,5(0,5Root 4Beer14)6,0 then burrys $nick alive }
on *:TEXT:*~fanta*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,7(12,7Fanta14)6,0 then uses $nick 's identity to buy 1,000,000 easy buttons 14,1wow that was 4easy }
on *:TEXT:*~juicy fruite*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m12,8juicy fruit15,15m6,0 then kicks him in the balls because he can  }
on *:TEXT:*~tridant*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m1,7tridant15,15m6,0 then takes a dump on his desk  }
on *:TEXT:*~stride*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m0,7stride15,15m6,0 then punches him/her in the gut 14,1spit it out 4bitch!  }
on *:TEXT:*~huba buba*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m8,13huba buba15,15m6,0 then tazes him  }
on *:TEXT:*~big red*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m0,4Big Red15,15m6,0 then chops him/her up and eats them  }
on *:TEXT:*~candy*:#: { msg # 14,1your candy is 9,4~s8k13i12t11t7l9e8s14,1 4,8~Starbursts14,1 5,15~kiss14,1 0,5~M&M14,1 and 8,8k8,12~jolly rancher8,8k14,1 }
on *:TEXT:*~skittles*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 9,4~s8k13i12t11t7l9e8s6,0 then opens a can of woop ass on him/her }
on *:TEXT:*~starbursts*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 4,8Starbusts6,0 then stabs $nick to death }
on *:TEXT:*~kiss*:#: { describe # gives $nick some hershys 5,15kisses6,0 then ties him/her to a big rock and kicks him/her into a lake }
on *:TEXT:*~m&m*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 0,5m&m's6,0 then breaks a chair over his head }
on *:TEXT:*~jolly rancher*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 8,8k8,12jolly rancher8,8k6,0 and beats him/her to death with a dead racoon  }
on *:TEXT:*~snickers*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,14i0,5snic12kers14,14i6,0 and manhandles $nick }
on *:TEXT:*~jdjhmjgmd:#: { describe # gives $nick some  }
on *:TEXT:*~gum*:#: { msg # 14,1your gum is 15,15m12,8~juicy fruite15,15m14,1 15,15m1,7~tridant15,15m14,1 15,15m0,7stride15,15m14,1 15,15m0,4~big red15,15m14,1 and 15,15m8,13~huba buba15,15m }
on *:TEXT:*~pop*:#: { msg # 14,1 your pop is 14,9(0~spr0,12ite14)14,1 14,4(0,4Dr.pepper14)14,1 14,4(0~co8k0e14)14,1 14,12(0,12~pep4s0i14)14,1 14,9(4~Mt.0dew14)14,1 14,3(12,3~seirra mist14,2)14,1 14,5(0,5~root4 beer14,5)14,1 and 14,7(12,7~fanta14,7)14,1 }
on *:TEXT:*~sprite*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,12(0,12spr0,9ite14,9)6,0 then sets his/her house on fire }
on *:TEXT:*!cookie*:#: { describe # bitchslaps $nick with a cookie }
on *:TEXT:*~coke*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,4(0,4co8k0e14)6,0 then hits him in the head with a really solid 2x4 }
on *:TEXT:*~pepsi*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,12(0,12pep4s0i14)6,0 then throws him/her out of a 4 story window }
on *:TEXT:*~redbull*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,4(0,4Red4,12Bull14,12)6,0 then rips his/her wings off  }
on *:TEXT:*~mt.dew*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,9(4,9Mt.0,9Dew14)6,0 and runs over $nick with his truck }
on *:TEXT:*~dr.pepper*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,4(0,4Dr.Pepper14,4)6,0 then blows $nick 's brains all over the walls with his shotgun }
on *:TEXT:*~sierra mist*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,3(12,3sierraa mist14,3)6,0 then pant's him/her }
on *:TEXT:*~root beer*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,5(0,5Root 4Beer14)6,0 then burrys $nick alive }
on *:TEXT:*~fanta*:#: { describe # gives $nick a 14,7(12,7Fanta14)6,0 then uses $nick 's identity to buy 1,000,000 easy buttons 14,1wow that was 4easy }
on *:TEXT:*~juicy fruite*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m12,8juicy fruit15,15m6,0 then kicks him in the balls because he can  }
on *:TEXT:*~tridant*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m1,7tridant15,15m6,0 then takes a dump on his desk  }
on *:TEXT:*~stride*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m0,7stride15,15m6,0 then punches him/her in the gut 14,1spit it out 4bitch!  }
on *:TEXT:*~huba buba*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m8,13huba buba15,15m6,0 then tazes him  }
on *:TEXT:*~big red*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 15,15m0,4Big Red15,15m6,0 then chops him/her up and eats them  }
on *:TEXT:*~candy*:#: { msg # 14,1your candy is 9,4~s8k13i12t11t7l9e8s14,1 4,8~Starbursts14,1 5,15~kiss14,1 0,5~M&M14,1 and 8,8k8,12~jolly rancher8,8k14,1 }
on *:TEXT:*~skittles*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 9,4~s8k13i12t11t7l9e8s6,0 then opens a can of woop ass on him/her }
on *:TEXT:*~starbursts*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 4,8Starbusts6,0 then stabs $nick to death }
on *:TEXT:*~kiss*:#: { describe # gives $nick some hershys 5,15kisses6,0 then ties him/her to a big rock and kicks him/her into a lake }
on *:TEXT:*~m&m*:#: { describe # gives $nick some 0,5m&m's6,0 then breaks a chair over his head }
on *:TEXT:rofl:#Leviathan: { describe # sets $nick on fire 14,1THERE! U GOTTA ROLL 4NOW! }
on *:TEXT::#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls }
on *:TEXT:*!macktops gunshop*:#: { msg # 14,1hey there partner! welcome to 9mack tops gun shop!14 whats on your list 2day? we got 4!M16 !M4 !ak47 !oozie !shotgun !knife !granade !suicide bomb-kit !nuke !revolver !pistol !sword !mini gun14 and4 !big ass tank }
on *:TEXT:*!pizza*:#: { describe # bitchslaps $nick with a slice of pizza }
on *:TEXT:*gnbsfghsfcandy*:#: { msg # 14,1your candy is 9,4~s8k13i12t11t7l9e8s14,1 4,8~Starbursts14,1 5,15~kiss14,1 0,5~M&M14,1 and 8,8k8,12~jolly rancher8,8k14,1 }
on *:TEXT:*!trigz*:#: { msg # 14,1im sorry but squirrel no longer does 4scripting }
on *:TEXT:*!jokes*:#: { msg # 14,1your the only joke 4here }
on *:TEXT:*!kbfgohsfpg:#: { /describe # kills $*  }
on *:TEXT:*!m4*:#: { describe # gives $nick a m4 14,1pretty standerd issue but its a 4classic }
on *:TEXT:*!m16*:#: { describe # gives $nick a m16 14,1i love this baby its like all the fun of a m4 without all the 4jamming }
on *:TEXT:*!ak47*:#: { describe # gives $nick the ak47 14,1now this is a classic and the choice of the 4proffesional }
on *:TEXT:*!ozzie*:#: { describe # gives $nick an ozzie 14,1here we go now this is some fun 4stuff }
on *:TEXT:*!shotgun:#: { describe # gives $nick the shotgun 14,1just because everybody wants one i give u the 4shotgun }
on *:TEXT:*!knife*:#: { describe # gives $nick a knife 14,1 the cheap mans excuse for a 4weapon }
on *:TEXT:*!granade:#: { describe # gives $nick the explosive 14,1 there u go, now go blow yourself to peices 4kid! }
on *:TEXT:*!suicide bomb-kit*:#: { describe # gives $nick the bomb kit 14,1u know if i wasnt so stupid i probably wouldnt give this to u... to bad i 4am }
on *:TEXT:*!nuke*:#: { describe # kicks $nick in the balls 14,1u 4wish }
on *:TEXT:*!revolver*:#: { describe # gives $nick the gun 14,1 so classic every underage murderer should have 4one }
on *:TEXT:*!pistol*:#: { msg # 14,1sorry holmes were out of stock for 4those }
on *:TEXT:*!sword*:#: { describe # gives $nick a sword 14,1have 4fun }
on *:TEXT:*!mini gun*:#: { describe # gives $nick the minigun 14,1this thing halls so much 4ass! }
on *:TEXT:*!big ass tank*:#: { describe # gives $nick a tank 14,1umm to be truthful wit ya im not even sure what this is doing here but 4ok }
on *:text:*!carleen*:#: { describe # gives $nick a plate of carleens pwetty little assh }
on *:text:*!qa*:#:{
  /set %8ball $rand(1,6)
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan 14,1uhahahahaha... 4yes
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan 14,1HELL NO U GAY 4BASTARD
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan 14,1ahh 4w/e
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan 14,1um i dont think so 4bitch
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan 4,1idk
  if (%8ball == 6) .msg $chan 14,1sure why 4not
}
on *:text:*!insults*:#:{
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan 14,1your whole life is an 4insult
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan 14,1hey i saw your face on tv not because u were famouse but because your fat ass head was in the way of the 4screen
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan 14,1if i wanted to look at something as ugly as u illd shave my dogs ass and stare at 4that
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan 14,1your a 4bitch
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan 14,1man u smell like some booty up in 4here
  if (%8ball == 6) .msg $chan 14,1tell yo momma i said hi, that is if u can stop her from runnin away from 4u
  if (%8ball == 7) .msg $chan 14,1check it your so ugly that when u looked in the mirror it pick up a shotgun and cap 4itself
  if (%8ball == 8) .msg $chan 14,1oh yeah 4boy!
}
on *:text:*!random ass stuff*:#:{
  /set %8ball $rand(1,8)
  if (%8ball == 1) .msg $chan 14,1OMG I COULD HAVE HAD A 4V-8
  if (%8ball == 2) .msg $chan 14,1pac-man is a bitchy ass 4stalker!
  if (%8ball == 3) .msg $chan 14,1LICK MY 4BALLS!
  if (%8ball == 4) .msg $chan 14,1the oompa loompas aint got nothin on 4me
  if (%8ball == 5) .msg $chan 14,1I THINK IM TURNING 4JAPANESE
  if (%8ball == 6) .msg $chan 14,1i like to put butter allllllll over 4myself
  if (%8ball == 7) .msg $chan 14,1who wants a plate of 4ass?
  if (%8ball == 8) .msg $chan 14,1drink dat coolaid4 playa!
}
on *:text:*!spin*:#:{
  var %nick = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0)))
  describe $chan spins the shotgun...
  timer 1 3 msg $chan 14,1The shotgun is slowing 4down...
  timer 1 5 msg $chan 14,1The shotgun 4stopped...
  timer 1 7 msg $chan 14,1It landed 4on...
  timer 1 9 msg $chan 9,1 %nick $+ !
  timer 1 11 msg $chan 14,1 $nick must $gettok(Make Out With|Kiss|Kill Chop Up And Eat|play with the "parts" of|shoot|jack off|suck off|fuck the boobs of|strip tease|pull the trigger on|have oral sex with|cock block|slap the ass of|lick the balls or pussy of|ass fuck|Make Love With|Have Sex With|Smooch|French Kiss,$r(1,19),124) 4 %nick $+ !
}
on 1:join:*:{
  if ($nick == $me) msg # 14,1[using 4Satans14 party script v1.0 type 4!trigs14 for triggers and 4!munchies14 for food go to http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/6538/ to get it]
  else
}