Its a fun script, asfaik its all sceintificly correct too :D
menu nicklist {
jslap:/jslap $1-
}
alias jslap {
set %newr1 $r(1,1500)
set %newr2 $r(1,15000)
set %newt $rand(30,600)
set %newa $calc((( %newc )) / 9.81)
set %newf $calc( %newr2 / %newt )
set %newv $calc(9.81* %newf)
set %news $calc( %newr1 * %newf)
set %newi $calc( %newr1 * %newf )
set %newj $calc(( %newr1 + %news ) + %newi )
set %newc $calc(( %nwewj / 102 ) * %newr2 )
if ( $calc( %newi *9.81) >= %newrec) {
msg $chan New record! Old record by %newrnick with an impact force of %newrec newton
set %newrec $calc( %newi *9.81)
set %newrnick $1
}
describe $chan throws a $bytes(%newr1,b) kg trout at $1- from $bytes( %newr2 ,b) meters using $bytes( %newj ,b) joules, crossing the distance in $duration( %newt , 1) going with an average speed of $bytes( %newf ,b) ( $+ %newf $+ ) m/s $bytes($calc( %newf / 0.2778), b) ( $+ $calc( %newf / 0.2778) $+ ) km/h with an impact power of $bytes( %newi , b) ( $+ %newi $+ ) Newton. You can light a 60watt light bulb for $duration($calc(( %newv + ( %newi + %news)) / 60), 1) with the energy used to throw the $bytes(%newr1,b) kg trout at $1- $+ . Rec: $bytes( %newrec ,b) newton by %newrnick
}