I was bored, so I made a script that would (somewhat spamily) shoot someone specified by the trigger with a cupcake cannon .... or not. Then it would attempt to shoot them with milk (this is a very violent method of eating cupcakes, do not try this at home.)
It also counts how many times its been used, but you can get rid of that if you think its too spammy.
trigger !cupcake $2
Example of usage:
»16:31:34« [@]Emmett_Cullen: !cupcake mIRC
»16:31:34« Jelly loads up the cupcake cannon, aims and..
»16:31:37« FIRES! ...But at the last second the cannon tilted upward, and now 524160 cupcakes will rain down upon us like a delicious sugary Apocalypse.
»16:31:40« Jelly thinks its time for the milk hose now, so he gets it out, aims and...
»16:31:43« FIRES! ...But misses and "accidentally" drenches Emmett with 2 gallons of milk.
»16:31:44« Times the cupcake cannon has been used: 6.
on *:text:!cupcake *:#:{
inc %cupcaked
var %cupcake = $rand(1,3)
describe $chan loads up the cupcake cannon, aims and..
if (%cupcake == 1) .timer 1 3 msg $chan FIRES! Sending $r(1,10) cupcakes into $2 $+ 's mouth!
if (%cupcake == 2) .timer 1 3 msg $chan FIRES! ... But it missed and fills $nick($chan,$r(1,$nick($chan,0))) $+ 's mouth with $r(1,100) cupcakes!
if (%cupcake == 3) .timer 1 3 msg $chan FIRES! ...But at the last second the cannon tilted upward, and now $r(1000,1000000) cupcakes will rain down upon us like a delicious sugary Apocalypse.
unset %cupcake
var %cupcake = $rand(1,3)
.timer 1 6 describe $chan thinks its time for the milk hose now, so he gets it out, aims and...
if (%cupcake == 1) .timer 1 9 msg $chan FIRES! Sending $r(1,5) gallons of milk down $2 $+ 's gullet.
if (%cupcake == 2) .timer 1 9 msg $chan FIRES! ...But misses and "accidentally" drenches $nick($chan,$r(1,$nick($chan,0))) with $r(1,10) gallons of milk.
if (%cupcake == 3) .timer 1 9 msg $chan FIRES! ... INTO THE SKY. $r(1000,10000000) gallons of milk will rain down for days to come.
unset %cupcake
.timer 1 10 msg $chan Times the cupcake cannon has been used: %cupcaked $+ .
}
lmao @ weasel
@PATX
thought is was a cat LOLOLOL even worse cos i like dogs better :)
how can you not love these http://www.dailypets.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/kittens-cups.jpg ?
when a user has posted a working script that is original, correct, and working as it should be with no corrections needed.. we do not insult them. if something can be modified or improved we say.. we show them how or suggest.
that is how this site is supposed to work. offering useful help, tips and comments for budding scripters. if i wanted a slanging match i would go down the local pub. these insult based comments ruin the scripts that users have posted as it distracts everyone from the actual script itself and puts off the scripter from doing anymore
Weasel. Weasel Weasel Weasel. Uh. YOUR scripts are truly bad, well SOME of them are. this is good script however. u are free to insult anybody you want (take a shot i could care less (i have a life)) however this script does not fail. so we responded to ur bad judgment.
Also: if you READ our comments u will se that we did not insult you we gave you constructive advice.
