Boredom inspired along with me being very excited about hearing that Futurama (the series) is coming back \o/ i decided to make a Futuramam quotes script for a bot.
I am very new to scripting so its a bit noobish :< but i tried ma best (actually, it took me a while to get it to give out random quotes and be able to select specific ones. But i got it thx to sum1 else's help)
Its a bit long and better scripteurs can probably shrink it and/or make some good improvements(and by all means, go ahead).

USAGE:
Paste in remotes and save

Users type !fut for random and !fut for specific ones

BTW:
for you fans
check this link:
http://tv.ign.com/articles/993/993144p1.html

on *:TEXT:!fut*:#: {
  /set %randnum $r(1,145)
  if ($2) { /set %randnum $2 }
  if (%randnum == 1) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #1 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Whoa…a real live robot; or is that some kind of cheesy New Year's costume?
    msg $chan Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass.
    msg $chan Fry: It doesn't look so shiny to me.
    msg $chan Bender: Shinier than yours, meatbag.
  }
  if (%randnum == 2) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #2 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Why would a robot need to drink?
    msg $chan Bender: I don't need to drink. I can quit anytime I want!
  }
  if (%randnum == 3) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #3 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Fry, we have a crate to deliver.
    msg $chan Fry: Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we delivered it.
    msg $chan Bender: Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in the sewer.
    msg $chan Leela: OK, if everyone's finished being stupid—
    msg $chan Fry: I had more, but you go ahead.
    msg $chan Leela: We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.
    msg $chan Fry: But I've never been to the moon!
    msg $chan Leela: Ok, we'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go ride the bumper cars.
  }
  if (%randnum == 4) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #4 14]
    msg $chan Amy: Leela's gonna kill me.
    msg $chan Bender: No, she'll probably make me do it.
  }
  if (%randnum == 5) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #5 14]
    msg $chan [Professor Farnsworth is talking on the phone.]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds, you say.
  }
  if (%randnum == 6) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #6 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Of all the friends I've had... you're the first.
  }
  if (%randnum == 7) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #7 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I have made it with a woman. Inform the men.
  }
  if (%randnum == 8) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #8 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Look, last night was a mistake.
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: A sexy mistake.
    msg $chan Leela: No, just a regular mistake.
  }
  if (%randnum == 9) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #9 14]
    msg $chan Robot #1: Administer the test.
    msg $chan Robot #2: Which of the following would you most prefer? A: a puppy, B: a pretty flower from your sweetie, or C: a large properly formatted data file?
    msg $chan Robot #1: Choose!
    msg $chan Fry: Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?
    msg $chan Robot #2: No, it is the bad kind of puppy.
    msg $chan Leela: Then we'll go with that data file!
    msg $chan Robot #2: Correct!
    msg $chan Robot #1: The flower would also have been acceptable.
  }
  if (%randnum == 10) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #10 14]
    msg $chan Fry: We're rescuing ya.
    msg $chan Bender: I don't want to be rescued.
    msg $chan Fry: Say what?
    msg $chan Bender: I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring.
  }
  if (%randnum == 11) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #11 14]
    msg $chan [Fry starts playing an audio tape recording of Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back."]
    msg $chan Leela: Fry, you can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music.
    msg $chan Fry: I could if you hadn't turned on the light and shut off my stereo.
  }
  if (%randnum == 12) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #12 14]
    msg $chan [Fry is dreaming]
    msg $chan Leela: We thought you didn't care about us.
    msg $chan Bender: Yeah, we thought you only cared about anchovies and stuffy old songs about the buttocks.
  }
  if (%randnum == 13) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #13 14]
    msg $chan Leela: This is my first visit to the Galaxy of Terror and I'd like it to be a pleasant one.
  }
  if (%randnum == 14) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #14 14]
    msg $chan Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. Also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?
  }
  if (%randnum == 15) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #16 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe!
    msg $chan Bender: Ooh, name it after me!
  }
  if (%randnum == 17) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #17 14]
    msg $chan [The Planet Express crew have watched an online movie about the solution to the garbage problem in New York.]
    msg $chan Fry: Wow, you got that off the Internet? In my day, the Internet was only used to download pornography.
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Actually, that's still true.
    msg $chan [In the movie]
    msg $chan Female Scientist: Now that the, uh, garbage ball is in space, Doctor, perhaps you can help me with my sexual inhibitions?
    msg $chan Male Scientist: With gusto.
  }
  if (%randnum == 18) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #18 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Hey, what kinda party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker.
  }
  if (%randnum == 19) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #19 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Oh, why couldn't he have picked a more mainstream religion, like Oprahism, or voodoo?
  }
  if (%randnum == 20) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #20 14]
    msg $chan Bender: You guys go on without me! I'm going to go... look for more stuff to steal!
    msg $chan Fry: You're going back for the Countess, aren't you?
    msg $chan Bender: Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man.
    msg $chan Fry: I'll tell them you went down prying the wedding ring off his cold, dead finger.
    msg $chan Bender: I love you, buddy!
  }
  if (%randnum == 21) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #21 14]
    msg $chan Countess de LaRoca: Bender, you risked your life to save me!
    msg $chan Bender: And I'd do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.
  }
  if (%randnum == 22) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #22 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I always feared he might run off like this. Why, why, why didn't I break his legs?
  }
  if (%randnum == 23) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #23 14]
    msg $chan Guenter: All I want is to be a monkey of moderate intelligence who wears a suit... that's why I'm transferring to business school!
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Noooooo!
  }
  if (%randnum == 24) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #24 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: The key to victory is discipline, and that means a well made bed. You will practice until you can make your bed in your sleep.
    msg $chan Fry: You mean while I'm sleeping in it?
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing.
  }
  if (%randnum == 25) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #25 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: The alien mothership is in orbit here. If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.
  }
  if (%randnum == 26) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #26 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?
    msg $chan Glermo: Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas! They work here in the Slurm factory.
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Tell them I hate them.
  }
  if (%randnum == 27) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #27 14]
    msg $chan Glermo: You'll have all the Slurm you can drink when you're partying with Slurms McKenzie!
    msg $chan Fry: When will that be?
    msg $chan Glermo: Soon enough.
    msg $chan Fry: That's not soon enough!
  }
  if (%randnum == 28) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #28 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.
  }
  if (%randnum == 29) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #29 14]
    msg $chan Bender: You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?
    msg $chan Dwayne: Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
    msg $chan Leela: No. We're on the top.
    msg $chan Fry: Daylight and everything.
    msg $chan Vyolet: It must be wonderful.
    msg $chan Bender: Meh.
  }
  if (%randnum == 30) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #30 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Throw her in the brig.
    msg $chan Fry: We don't have a brig.
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Then throw her in the laundry room, which will hereafter be referred to as the brig.
  }
  if (%randnum == 31) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #31 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me.
    msg $chan Leela: I never loved you.
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: I meant physically. Look, perhaps you could let me work for a little food? I could clean the floors or paint a fence, or service you sexually?
    msg $chan Leela: You wouldn't know how to do any of those.
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Kif might!
  }
  if (%randnum == 32) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #32 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree.
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: But, like most politicians, he promised more than he could deliver.
  }
  if (%randnum == 33) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #33 14]
    msg $chan Morbo: Morbo will now introduce tonight's candidates... PUNY HUMAN NUMBER ONE, PUNY HUMAN NUMBER TWO, and Morbo's good friend, Richard Nixon.
    msg $chan Richard Nixon's Head: Hello Morbo, how's the family?
    msg $chan Morbo: Belligerent and numerous.
    msg $chan Richard Nixon's Head: Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family.
  }
  if (%randnum == 34) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #34 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Dear God, they'll be killed on our doorstep! And there's no trash pickup until January 3rd.
  }
  if (%randnum == 35) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #35 14]
    msg $chan Bender: I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood?
    msg $chan Fry: Whose blood?
    msg $chan Bender: Eh, some guy's.
  }
  if (%randnum == 36) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #36 14]
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: Hmm, this love intrigues me. Teach me to fake it!
  }
  if (%randnum == 37) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #37 14]
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical school, so remind me. Disemboweling in your species: fatal or non-fatal?
    msg $chan Fry: Fatal.
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: [hands Bender a wad of dollar bills] Large bet on myself in round one.
  }
  if (%randnum == 38) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #38 14]
    msg $chan Voice on T.V.: Is today's hectic lifestyle making you tense and impatient?
    msg $chan Bender: Shut up and get to the point!
  }
  if (%randnum == 39) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #39 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Bender?! You stole the atom.
    msg $chan Bender: I can explain. It's very valuable.
  }
  if (%randnum == 40) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #40 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?
    msg $chan Amy: I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As if!
    msg $chan Fry: I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?
    msg $chan Amy: Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."
  }
  if (%randnum == 41) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #41 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Ah, computer dating. It's like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase "upside your head."
  }
  if (%randnum == 42) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #42 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I've taught the toaster to feel love!
  }
  if (%randnum == 43) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #43 14]
    msg $chan George Foreman: As an interesting side note, as a head without a body, I envy the dead.
    msg $chan Rich Little: No argument here.
  }
  if (%randnum == 44) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #44 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Behold, the internet.
    msg $chan Fry: My God, it's full of ads!
  }
  if (%randnum == 45) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #45 14]
    msg $chan [Bender is disguised as a sexy nurse, talking to a chat room participant.]
    msg $chan Bender: Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.
    msg $chan Chat room participant: Oh, you're a dollar naughtier than most.
    msg $chan [He hands Bender the money.]
    msg $chan Bender: So, how 'bout them Knicks?
  }
  if (%randnum == 46) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #46 14]
    msg $chan Cubert: Your explanations are pure weapons grade balognium. It's all impossible.
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Nothing is impossible. Not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
    msg $chan Cubert: No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
  }
  if (%randnum == 47) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #47 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp. Goodbye, cruel velvet drapes, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may be...
  }
  if (%randnum == 48) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #48 14]
    msg $chan [Hermes is threatening to jump off a building.]
    msg $chan Planet Express Crew: No! Don't jump!
    msg $chan Bender: Do a flip!
  }
  if (%randnum == 49) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #49 14]
    msg $chan Number 1.0: Guards! Give me the forms I need to fill out to have her taken away!
  }
  if (%randnum == 50) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #50 14]
    msg $chan [Fry is presented with an egg-sized pill which will allow him to withstand the pressure underwater.]
    msg $chan Fry: Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
  }
  if (%randnum == 51) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #51 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Where's Fry?
    msg $chan Bender: I didn't kill him. Professor?
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: No, I've been busy.
  }
  if (%randnum == 52) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #52 14]
    msg $chan Supplicant: Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
    msg $chan Don-Bot: File not found.
  }
  if (%randnum == 53) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #53 14]
    msg $chan Don-Bot: Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.
  }
  if (%randnum == 54) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #54 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
  }
  if (%randnum == 55) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #55 14]
    msg $chan Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
    msg $chan Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
    msg $chan Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
    msg $chan Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
  }
  if (%randnum == 56) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #56 14]
    msg $chan Fry: They're like sex, except I'm having them!
  }
  if (%randnum == 57) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #57 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: There's one way and only one way to determine if an animal is intelligent. Dissect its brain!
  }
  if (%randnum == 58) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #58 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!
    msg $chan Leela: Oh God, what have I done?
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!
  }
  if (%randnum == 59) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #59 14]
    msg $chan Hermes: What are you hacking off? Is it my torso?! It is! My precious torso!
  }
  if (%randnum == 60) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #60 14]
    msg $chan Bender: This is the worst kind of discrimination: the kind against me!
  }
  if (%randnum == 61) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #61 14]
    msg $chan Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
    msg $chan Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?
    msg $chan Soldier: Oh right. I forgot about the battle.
  }
  if (%randnum == 62) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #62 14]
    msg $chan Bender: And until then, I can never die?
    msg $chan Fortune-Telling Robot: Who said that? SURE you can die! [pulls out big gun] You want to die?!
    msg $chan Bender: No! I want to live! There's still too many things I don't own!
  }
  if (%randnum == 63) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #63 14]
    msg $chan Calculon: I was all of history's great robot actors - Acting Unit 0.8; Thespomat; David Duchovny!
  }
  if (%randnum == 64) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #64 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Michelle, I don't regret this, but I both rue and lament it.
  }
  if (%randnum == 65) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #65 14]
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
  }
  if (%randnum == 66) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #66 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
  }
  if (%randnum == 67) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #67 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
  }
  if (%randnum == 68) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #68 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
  }
  if (%randnum == 69) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #69 14]
    msg $chan Fry: It's like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up!
  }
  if (%randnum == 70) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #70 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Isn't it true you that you have been paid for your testimony?
    Pramala: Yes. You gave me a dollar and some candy.
    Bender: And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you?
  }
  if (%randnum == 71) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #71 14]
    msg $chan Fry: I'm Santa Claus!
    Hermes: No, I'm Santa Claus!
    Amy: We're also Santa Claus!
    Dr. Zoidberg: And I'm his friend Jesus.
    Mayor: You guys aren't Santa! You're not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus?
  }
  if (%randnum == 72) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #72 14]
    msg $chan Young Fry: Ah, the Breakfast Club soundtrack! I can't wait til I'm old enough to feel ways about stuff!
  }
  if (%randnum == 73) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #73 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Leela, Bender, we're going grave robbing.
    Bender: I'll get my kit!
  }
  if (%randnum == 74) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #74 14]
    msg $chan Free Waterfall Sr.: If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right.
  }
  if (%randnum == 75) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #75 14]
    msg $chan Hyperchicken: Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused.
    Bender: Five hours? Aw, man! Couldn't you just got me the death penalty?
  }
  if (%randnum == 76) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #76 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Sorry I'm not your lover boy Flexo, whom you love so much. You love any one even pretending to be him!
    msg $chan Angleyne: Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be.
    Bender: Oh how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!
  }
  if (%randnum == 77) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #77 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Fry, you have a dime up your nose.
    msg $chan Fry: Oh, I wish. It's actually a nickel.
  }
  if (%randnum == 78) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #78 14]
    msg $chan Big Brain: Foolish human race! Organizing your knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands!
  }
  if (%randnum == 79) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #79 14]
    msg $chan Morbo: Morbo can't understand his teleprompter because he forgot how you say that letter that's shaped like a man wearing a hat.
    msg $chan Linda: It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'.
    msg $chan Morbo: Hello, little man. I will destroy you!
  }
  if (%randnum == 80) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #80 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Calculon is gonna kill us and it's all everybody else's fault!
  }
  if (%randnum == 81) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #81 14]
    msg $chan Calculon: Nay, I respect and admire Harold Zoid too much to beat him to death with his own Oscar.
  }
  if (%randnum == 82) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #82 14]
    msg $chan Amy: What are their names?
    msg $chan Bender: Kids have names?
    msg $chan Orphan: My name is Nina, this is Albert-
    msg $chan Bender: -And from now on you're all named Bender Jr.
  }
  if (%randnum == 83) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #83 14]
    msg $chan Orphan: Daddy Bender, we're hungry.
    msg $chan Bender: What's with you kids? Every other day it's food, food, food. [pause] Alright, I'll get you some stupid food.
    msg $chan Orphan: Can we have Bender Burgers again?
    msg $chan Bender: No. The cat shelter's on to me!
  }
  if (%randnum == 84) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #84 14]
    msg $chan Martian: I am Singing Wind, Chief of the Martians.
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Take me to your leader!
    msg $chan Martian: Moving along...
  }
  if (%randnum == 85) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #85 14]
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: [introducing himself] I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!
  }
  if (%randnum == 86) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #86 14]
    msg $chan Leela: OK, this has gotta stop. I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity the way only a woman can.
    msg $chan Farnsworth: You're going to do his laundry?
  }
  if (%randnum == 87) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #87 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Fry! Stay back! He's too powerful!
    msg $chan Fry: Negative, bossy meat creature!
  }
  if (%randnum == 88) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #88 14]
    msg $chan Bender: I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself.
  }
  if (%randnum == 89) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #89 14]
    msg $chan Dwight: Can I use the gun?
    msg $chan Hermes: What kind of a father would I be if I said no?
  }
  if (%randnum == 90) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #90 14]
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: It's toe-tappingly tragic!
  }
  if (%randnum == 91) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #91 14]
    msg $chan Beck: You know whenever I'm upset I write a song. Like when I wrote "Devil's Haircut" I was feeling... what's that song about?
  }
  if (%randnum == 92) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #92 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball's in Farnsworth's court!
    msg $chan [Farnsworth presses a button, revealing an arsenal of doomsday weapons.]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: I suppose I could part with one and still be feared…
  }
  if (%randnum == 93) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #93 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: By Tuesday it'll be Thursday. By Wednesday, it'll be August. And by Thursday, it'll be the end of the Universe!
  }
  if (%randnum == 94) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #94 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Oh dear! She's stuck in an infinite loop, and he's an idiot! Well, that's love for you.
  }
  if (%randnum == 95) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #95 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Humans dating robots is sick. You people wonder why I'm still single? It's 'cause all the fine robot sisters are dating humans!
    msg $chan Leela: Bender, this is Fry's decision... and he made it wrong. So it's time for us to interfere in his life.
  }
  if (%randnum == 96) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #96 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Hey, you add a one and two zeros to that or we walk!
    msg $chan Leela: How much did you make me?
    msg $chan Bender: One hundred dollars.
  }
  if (%randnum == 97) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #97 14]
    msg $chan [Leela is signing autographs.]
    msg $chan Leela: Who am I making this out to?
    msg $chan Girl: Ummm…to eBay?
    msg $chan Leela: That's a popular name today. Little "e", big "B"?
  }
  if (%randnum == 98) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #98 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Bender, we're trying our best.
    msg $chan Bender: Your best is an idiot!
  }
  if (%randnum == 98) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #99 14]
    msg $chan Fry: You know the worst thing about slavery? They make you work, but they don't pay you or let you go.
    msg $chan Leela: That's the only thing about slavery.
  }
  if (%randnum == 100) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #100 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Leela, are you alright? You got wanged on the head.
    msg $chan Leela: I was having the most wonderful dream. Except you were there, and you were there, and you were there!
  }
  if (%randnum == 101) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #101 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Why did you bring us here?
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: And why did I have to take a cab?
  }
  if (%randnum == 102) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #102 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: For example, if you killed your grandfather, you'd cease to exist!
    msg $chan Fry: But existing is basically all I do!
  }
  if (%randnum == 103) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #103 14]
    msg $chan Fry: We're in the middle of nowhere, which is the safest part of nowhere.
  }
  if (%randnum == 104) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #104 14]
    msg $chan Bender: You know, I was God once.
    msg $chan God: Yes, I saw. You were doing good, until everyone died.
  }
  if (%randnum == 105) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #105 14]
    msg $chan God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
    msg $chan Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
    msg $chan God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
  }
  if (%randnum == 106) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #106 14]
    msg $chan God: Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you, and if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch. Like a safecracker, or a pickpocket.
    msg $chan Bender: Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money!
    msg $chan God: Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all
  }
  if (%randnum == 107) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #107 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Fry! Quit doing the right thing, you jerk!
  }
  if (%randnum == 108) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #108 14]
    msg $chan [Dr. Zoidberg has broken the professor's ship-in-a-bottle.]
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: Oh no! The professor will hit me! But if Zoidberg fixes the bottle... then perhaps gifts!
  }
  if (%randnum == 109) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #109 14]
    msg $chan Bender: I decline the title of Iron Cook and accept the lesser title of Zinc Saucier, which I just made up. Uhh... also, comes with double prize money.
  }
  if (%randnum == 110) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #110 14]
    msg $chan Attila the Hun: Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
    msg $chan Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
  }
  if (%randnum == 111) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #111 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Check it out, y'all. Everyone who was invited is here.
    msg $chan Dr. Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg.
  }
  if (%randnum == 112) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #112 14]
    msg $chan Fry: I didn't ask for a completely reasonable excuse! I asked you to get busy!
  }
  if (%randnum == 113) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #113 14]
    msg $chan Leela: I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness.
    msg $chan Fry: Yeah, I do that with my stupidness.
  }
  if (%randnum == 114) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #114 14]
    msg $chan [Bender and Planet Express Ship are arguing over using public funds for controversial art.]
    msg $chan Bender: Would you censor the Venus de Venus just because you can see her spewers?
    msg $chan Planet Express Ship: Ugh, it's filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we're at it?
    msg $chan Bender: Why not indeed!
    msg $chan Leela: Bender! Ship! Stop bickering or I'm going to come back there and change your opinions manually!
  }
  if (%randnum == 115) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #115 14]
    msg $chan Planet Express Ship: I saw you with those two "ladies of the evening" at Elzars. Explain that.
    msg $chan Bender: Okay, I like a challenge.
  }
  if (%randnum == 116) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #116 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Man, I'm sore all over. I feel like I just went ten rounds with mighty Thor.
    msg $chan Fry: I feel like I was mauled by Jesus.
  }
  if (%randnum == 117) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #117 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Wow! A superpowers drug you can just rub onto your skin? You'd think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
  }
  if (%randnum == 118) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #118 14]
    msg $chan Nixon's Head: In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms.
    msg $chan Fry: Anyone who laughs is a communist!
  }
  if (%randnum == 119) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #119 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Hey, wait, I'm having one of those things... you know, a headache with pictures.
    msg $chan Leela: An idea?
    msg $chan Fry: Mmm! Mmm hmm!
  }
  if (%randnum == 120) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #120 14]
    msg $chan Leela: Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.
    msg $chan Fry: Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools.
  }
  if (%randnum == 121) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #121 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Have you ever tried just turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
  }
  if (%randnum == 122) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #122 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.
  }
  if (%randnum == 123) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #123 14]
    msg $chan Fry: You can see how I lived before I met you.
    msg $chan Bender: You lived before you met me?!
    msg $chan Fry: Yeah, lots of people did.
    msg $chan Bender: Really?!
  }
  if (%randnum == 124) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #124 14]
    msg $chan Scientist: I've got a degree in homeopathic medicine!
    msg $chan Civil Defense Van: You've got a degree in baloney!
  }
  if (%randnum == 125) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #125 14]
    msg $chan Al Gore: My fellow Earthicans, as I have explained in my book Earth in the Balance, and the much more popular Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth, we need to defend our planet against pollution. Also dark wizards.
    msg $chan Wizard in the Audience: Oh sure! Blame the wizards!
  }
  if (%randnum == 126) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #126 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: I've got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, I'm going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Now I have to pay them!
  }
  if (%randnum == 127) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #127 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain.
  }
  if (%randnum == 128) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #128 14]
    msg $chan Male Nibblonian: Does he not know?
    msg $chan Nibbler: He does not know.
    msg $chan Female Nibblonian: He knows not?
    msg $chan Nibbler: Knows not does he.
    msg $chan Nibblonian: Naught he knows?
    msg $chan Male Nibblonian: Enough! Fry, it is my duty to inform you that the fate of humanity, the fate of our race, indeed the fate of all that exists and all that will exist rests with you. You are the single most important person in the universe.
    msg $chan Fry: Oh snap!
  }
  if (%randnum == 129) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #129 14]
    msg $chan Fry: But I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop.
    msg $chan Nibbler: Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers.
  }
  if (%randnum == 130) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #130 14]
    msg $chan Leonard Nimoy: Melllvar, you have to respect your actors. When I directed Star Trek IV, I got a magnificent performance out of Bill because I respected him so much.
    msg $chan William Shatner: And when I directed Star Trek V, I got a magnificent performance out of me because I respected me so much.
  }
  if (%randnum == 131) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #131 14]
    msg $chan Walter Koenig: And when we woke up, we had these bodies.
    msg $chan Fry: Say it in Russian!
    msg $chan Walter Koenig: [sigh] Ven ve voke up, ve had zese wodies.
    msg $chan Fry: Wheee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
    msg $chan Walter Koenig: No!
  }
  if (%randnum == 132) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #132 14]
    msg $chan Father Changstein: I barely knew Philip, but as a clergyman I have no problem telling his most intimate friends all about him.
    msg $chan Hermes: Soothe us with sweet lies.
  }
  if (%randnum == 133) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #133 14]
    msg $chan Fry: Why am I sticky and naked? Did I miss something fun?
  }
  if (%randnum == 134) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #134 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Just once I'd like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn't bound and gagged.
  }
  if (%randnum == 135) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #135 14]
    msg $chan Bender: Emotions are dumb and should be hated.
  }
  if (%randnum == 136) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #136 14]
    msg $chan Bender: I'm sorry, guys. I never meant to hurt you. Just to destroy everything you ever believed in.
  }
  if (%randnum == 137) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #137 14]
    msg $chan [The Planet Express crew is trapped under the ship, surrounded by a ring of burning fuel.]
    msg $chan Hermes: Bender, hurry! This fuel's expensive! [pause] Also, we're dying!
  }
  if (%randnum == 138) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #138 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
  }
  if (%randnum == 139) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #139 14]
    msg $chan Professor Farnsworth: Yes, it's the apocalypse all right. I always thought I'd have a hand in it.
  }
  if (%randnum == 140) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #140 14]
    msg $chan Hermes: With a warning label this big, you know they gotta be fun!
  }
  if (%randnum == 141) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #141 14]
    msg $chan [Morbo's wife is adjusting his tie.]
    msg $chan Morbo: Stop it, stop it. It's fine. I will destroy you!
  }
  if (%randnum == 142) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #142 14]
    msg $chan Ndnd: For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your first wife was the one who liked lilacs!
    msg $chan Lrrr: She also liked to shut up!
  }
  if (%randnum == 143) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #143 14]
    msg $chan Lrrr: One of these days, Ndnd. Bang! Zoom! Straight to the third moon of Omicron Persei 8!
  }
  if (%randnum == 144) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #144 14]
    msg $chan Robot Devil: This opera's as lousy as it is brilliant! Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
  }
  if (%randnum == 145) {
    msg $chan 14[ 4Futurama Quote #145 14]
    msg $chan Bender: You may have to "metaphorically" make a deal with the "devil." And by "devil," I mean Robot Devil. And by "metaphorically," I mean get your coat.
  }
}