Dentist bot script

By Weasel on May 05, 2009

yes, this is useless, some might say it's stupid, (i personally think it is)
command:
!dentist

on *:text:!dentist*:#: {
  /set %dentist $rand(1,4)
  if (%dentist == 1) { msg $chan WAAAAAAAAA I DON WANNA GO TO DE DENTIST WAAAAAAAAA :'O }
  if (%dentist == 2) { msg $chan I gotta get a tooth pulled YOUR NOT GETTING MY TOOTH!!! :-X }
  if (%dentist == 3) { msg $chan I Juft Gwot Mye Toof Puwwed }
  if (%dentist == 4) { msg $chan I LIKE DENTISTS }
}

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Spanky - May 06, 2009

seriously Stop it with this now x.x"

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greenlanter420 - May 06, 2009

yes, this is useless, some might say it's stupid, (i personally think it is) <--- next time this thought comes to mind don't hit the submit button you are just adding the same crap over and over

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Aucun50 - May 05, 2009

$r(1,4) is the same as $ran(1,4), try using elseif it come in handy for big scripts.

Example:

on *:text:!dentist*:#: {
  /set %dentist $r(1,4)
  if (%dentist == 1) { msg $chan WAAAAAAAAA I DON WANNA GO TO DE DENTIST WAAAAAAAAA :'O }
  elseif (%dentist == 2) { msg $chan I gotta get a tooth pulled YOUR NOT GETTING MY TOOTH!!! :-X }
  elseif (%dentist == 3) { msg $chan I Juft Gwot Mye Toof Puwwed }
  elseif (%dentist == 4) { msg $chan I LIKE DENTISTS }
}

Then again if you get the $gettok statement up there then use that.

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PATX - May 05, 2009

p0d: lmao. when i read the first couple of words ("I like useless snippets"). I was thinking "idiot". Buuuut then Iread the rest of ur sentence and I was like "Ah good, thought I was going to have to correct the dude...". lmao

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p0d - May 05, 2009

I like useless snippets and scripts when they actually do something mildly interesting. But when posting a snippet becomes this lame its kind of sad.

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Jonesy44 - May 05, 2009

Agreed with PATX. They're pretty annoying.

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PATX - May 05, 2009

ok.... so weasel... you have gotten out of diff text commands and now are just using rand.... you need to listen to me please! stop posting useless scripts. please?

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Jonesy44 - May 05, 2009

on *:text:!dentist*:#:msg # $gettok(WAAAAAAAAA I DON WANNA GO TO DE DENTIST WAAAAAAAAA :'O;I gotta get a tooth pulled YOUR NOT GETTING MY TOOTH!!! :-X;I Juft Gwot Mye Toof Puwwed;I LIKE DENTISTS,$r(1,4),59)

Napa'd

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Cheiron - May 05, 2009

same coding.. different variable name and commands...

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