just a bunch of code i threw together for you to enjoy....

yes, this is junk, but, junk is good

on *:text:!buy op:#: { msg $chan $nick has tried to purchase op, please review $nick s points and remove 100,000 points }
on *:text:!buy halfop:#: { msg $chan $nick has tried to purchase halfop, please review $nick s points and remove 10,000 points }
on *:text:!buy voice:#: { msg $chan $nick has tried to purchase voice, please review $nick s points and remove 100 points }
on *:text:!listpoints:#: { msg $chan Current Points: ~~~penguino: 9000 points~~~ ~~~aerialman 9000000 points~~~ ~~~Twango **infinate** points }
on *:join:#: { msg $chan oh look, it's a $nick Don't scare it away guys! }
on *:text:!hillshire:#: { msg $chan When i say hillshire you say Farm! HILLSHIRE! }
on *:text:Farm:#: { msg $chan GO MEAT! HURAH! }
on *:join:#: { msg $chan do you want to see some cool channels? say !yes if you do or !no if you don't }
on *:text:!yes:#: { msg $nick #chattychatness #abbaddabba #fc #fcMount #fcAerialman #chobots }
on *:text:!no:#:  { msg $chan well, thanks anyway }
on *:text:!commands:#: { notice $nick my commands !hillshire !opstore !opstorehelp !pie <nick> !kill <nick> !carl <nick> !cow <nick> !whoisthebest }
on *:text:!random*:#:{
  /set %em $rand(1,8)
  if (%em == 1) { msg $chan i like pie }
  if (%em == 3) { msg $chan WHEEEEEEEEHOOOOOOOO! }
  if (%em == 4) { msg $chan WHEEEECALP }
  if (%em == 5) { msg $chan $me slaps $nick }
  if (%em == 6) { msg $chan i like gerbils }
  if (%em == 7) { msg $chan i like Cows }
  if (%em == 8) { msg $chan people scare me! }
}

on *:TEXT:!pie*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick throughs a pie at $2 {automated}
}

on *:text:!kill*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick Shoots $2 with a .22 rifle
}
on *:text:!idlealert*:#: {
  msg $2 are you here? if you remain idle, we'll have to kick you
}
on *:text:!carl*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick Throws Carl the hamster at $2
}  
on *:text:!cow*:#: {
  msg $chan $nick Throws a cow at $2
}
on *:part:#: { msg $chan Bye bye $nick see ya later! }
on *:text:!whoisthebest:#: { msg $chan $nick is! }
on *:text:!thrillride*:#: {
  /set %em $rand(1,4)
  if (%em == 1) { msg $chan $nick jumps on a rollercoaster and vomits on $me and $me is very very mad >:-< }
  if (%em == 2) { msg $chan $nick jumps on a rollercoaster and is perfectly fine and does it again }
  if (%em == 3) { msg $chan $nick jumps on a rollercoaster and is perfectly fine and does it again but vomits on $me and $me is very very mad >:-< }
  if (%em == 4) { msg $chan $nick jumps on a rollercoaster but the tracks fail and $nick falls off and dies and falls a hundred feet }