This is just an age detecting alias. where it says year/month/day enter your own birthday. (ex. 2009/04/29) then in a channel or query, type /age and WAHPAO!

alias age { var %age.b = $ctime(year/month/day 00:00:00) | var %age.s = 31556926 | var %age.o = $calc(($ctime - %age.b) / %age.s) | var %age.n = $floor($calc(%age.o + 1)) | var %age.t = $duration($calc((%age.n - %age.o) * %age.s)) | me is %age.o years old and will be %age.n in %age.t }