(First Script I Actually Wrote)
Meh, took a bi, it's ok, not great though.
So Far: !ags !dclaws !dds !gmaul !whip !cbow !dbow

on *:TEXT:!DDS*:#: {
  set %DDS1 $rand(0,26)
  set %DDS2 $rand(0,24)
  set %DDS $calc( %DDS1 + %DDS2 )
  set %hpd $calc(99 - %DDS )
  /notice $nick $nick Slashes $2 With His DDS, Hitting 3 %DDS1 $+ , $+ %DDS2 $+ , Totalling 3 %DDS Damage. 
  if (%hpd <= 0 ) {
    notice $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%hpd >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %HPD HP Left.
  }

}
on *:TEXT:!GMAUL*:#: {
  set %GMAUL1 $rand(0,33)
  set %GMAUL2 $rand(0,33)
  set %GMAUL3 $rand(0,33)
  set %GMAUL $calc(%GMAUL1 + %GMAUL2 + %GMAUL3)
  set %hpg $calc(99 - %GMAUL )
  /notice $nick $nick Pounds $2 With His Gmaul, Hitting 3 %GMAUL1 $+ , $+ %GMAUL2 $+ , $+ %GMAUL3 ,  Totalling 3 %GMAUL Damage. 
  if (%hpg <= 0 ) {
    notice $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%hpg >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %HPG HP Left.
  }

}

on *:TEXT:!Whip*:#: {
  set %WHIP1 $rand(0,60)
  set %HPW $calc(99 - %WHIP1)
  /notice $nick $nick Slashes $2 With His Abyssal Whip, Hitting 3 %WHIP1  $+ .
  if (%hpw <= 0 ) {
    notice $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%hpw >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %HPW HP Left.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!AGS*:#: {
  set %AGS1 $rand(0,78)
  set %AGS2 $rand(0,21)
  set %AGS $calc(%AGS1 + %AGS2)
  set %HPAGS $calc(99 - %AGS)
  /notice $nick $nick Twirls In The Air, Hits $2 With 2 Ags Specs, Hitting 3 %AGS1 $+ , $+ %AGS2  $+ , Totaling 3 %AGS  $+ .
  if (%hpAGS <= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%hpAGS >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %HPAGS HP Left.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!DCLAWS*:#: {
  set %Claws1 $rand(0,49)
  set %Claws2 $calc(%claws1 / 2)
  set %Claws3 $calc(%claws1 - %claws2)
  set %Claws4 $calc(%claws3 / 2)
  set %Claws $calc(%Claws1 + %Claws2 + %Claws3 + %Claws4)
  set %hpclaws $calc(99 - %Claws )
  /notice $nick $nick PJ's $2 With His Dragon Claws, Hitting 3 %claws1  $+ , 3 %claws2  $+ , 3 %claws3  $+ , 3 %claws4  $+ , Totaling 3 %claws  $+ .
  if (%hpclaws <= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%hpclaws >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %HPclaws HP Left.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!Cbow*:#: {
  set %CBOW1 $rand(0,68)
  set %CBOW $calc(99 - %CBOW1)
  /notice $nick $nick Fires A Dragonstone Bolt At $2 $+ , Hitting 3 %CBOW1  $+ .
  if (%CBOW <= 0 ) {
    notice $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%CBOW >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %CBOW HP Left.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!DBOW*:#: {
  set %DBOW1 $rand(0,49)
  set %DBOW2 $rand(0,48)
  set %DBOW $calc(%DBOW1 + %DBOW2)
  set %HPD $calc(99 - %DBOW)
  /notice $nick $nick Shoots 2 Dragon Arrows Towards $2 $+ , Hitting 3 %DBOW1  $+ , $+ 3 %DBOW2  $+ , Totaling 3 %DBOW  $+ .
  if (%HPD <= 0 ) {
    notice $nick $2 is Dead!!!
  }
  if (%hpd >= 0 ) {
    /notice $nick $2 Has 3 %HPd HP Left.
  }
}

on *:TEXT:!RSAttacks*:#: {
  /notice $nick My RS Weapon Attack Commands Are: 
  /notice $nick !Whip (One Hit, Max 60.) 
  /notice $nick !DDS (Two Hits, Max 50 (26 First Hit, 24 Second Hit.)) 
  /notice $nick !Gmaul (3 Hits, Max 99 (33 First, Seconds, And Third Hits.))
  /notice $nick !AGS (2 Hits, Max 150 (78 First, 72 Second))
  /notice $nick !DClaws (Four Hits, Max ~99 (49 First, 24.5 Second, 12.25 third, 1.25 Fourth))
  /notice $nick !Cbow (One Hit, Max 68.)
  /notice $nick !DBow (Two Hits, Max 97 (49 First, 48 Second))
}