E-Breasts

By Goddess420 on Mar 08, 2009

This just for you female irc users that wanted to something counter sexes and piggiest of men of irc always showing there penis. Just added like you do any other script you use /ebreasts to make it work, yes it ripped and change from two other post which are http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5537/
http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5766/

okay added cup sizes too, chance them if you like i don't really care, just have and let start seeing those E-breasts around Ladies!!!!!!

 alias ebreasts {
  if (!%record2) {
    set %record2 0
    set %record2cm 0
  }
  var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
  var %cm = $round($calc(%inch * 2.540),5)
  var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)
  var %recordcm = $round($calc(%record2cm * 2.540),5)
  msg $active Based on my uptime, my E-Breasts are %inch Inchs( $+ %cm cm).
  if (%inch > %record2) {
    set %record2 %inch
    set %record2cm %cm
   msg $active My biggest breasts ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
  else { 
    msg $active My biggest breasts ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
if  %inch > 30 {  msg $Active my breast are the largest in the world, someone call 911 please, i fallen and i can't get up |  HALT }
if %inch > 17  { msg $active my breasts are Double GG sombody call hustler or penthouse i want invite damn it.... |Halt}
if %inch 15-16 msg $active My Breasts are G-Cup, Yes yes I blame god for my cruse
if %inch 13-14 msg $active My Breasts are a Double F-Cup, Yes you wish you could fuck me too
if %inch 11-12 Msg $active My Breasts are F-cups, Hmm I wonder why does everyone love to see me run in place
if %inch 9-10 msg $active My Breasts are Double D's They may be used as floaters in emergency
if %inch 7-8 msg $active My breasts are a D-Cup, They Melt in your mouth and not in your hands
if %inch 5-6 msg $active My breasts are a C-cup, hahaha! half of Hollywood wish they had breasts as big theses.
if %inch 3-4 msg $active My breasts are a B-Cup, I'm Still part ot iitty bitty titty committy
if %inch 0-2 msg $active My breasts are only an A-cup, Damn i need boobs!!!!! 

}

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Person   -  May 21, 2011

Pun jokes? Hahaha Jethro_ xD

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Jethro   -  May 21, 2011

Tsk tsk...the word breast is the "person of interest." :p

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Person   -  May 21, 2011

Wow i had no idea women measure their breast sizes in inches o.o
Lol this should be fun to mess with on irc then :P

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Jonesy44   -  Mar 11, 2009

I don't use hawkee that much anymore. but i commented on the ol' e-penis script which linked to here. Might aswell follow it up eh?

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Aucun50   -  Mar 09, 2009

LOL kirby weird isn't it?

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Kirby   -  Mar 09, 2009

jonesy44, why are you so intrigued to fix this script? :p
You never seem to comment on others. :p> Hmm.. interesting take on it O.O perhaps if you were to do it in actual bra sizes O.O

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Jonesy44   -  Mar 09, 2009

oop noticed an error, hangon, workin on it :L

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Jonesy44   -  Mar 09, 2009
alias ebreasts {
  var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
  var %ni = $round(%inch,0)
  if (. isin $calc(%ni / 2)) { inc %ni $iif(%ni == 0),2,1) }
  var %c = 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18
  var %sel = My breasts are only an A-cup. Damn i need boobs!!,My breasts are a B-Cup. I'm Still part ot iitty bitty titty committy,My breasts are a C-cup. Hahaha! half of Hollywood wish they had breasts as big these,My breasts are a D-Cup. They Melt in your mouth and not in your hands,My Breasts are Double D's They may be used as floaters in emergency,My breasts are F-cups. Hmm I wonder why does everyone love to see me run in place,My breasts are a double F-Cup. Yes you wish you could fuck me too,My Breasts are G-Cup. Yes yes I blame god for my curse,My breasts are Double GG sombody call hustler or penthouse i want invite damn it..,My breast are the largest in the world. someone call 911 please. i fallen and i can't get up
  msg $active $gettok(%sel,$iif(%ni <= 18,$findtok(%c,%ni,44),$numtok(%sel,44)),44)
}

Untested, should work though, i think

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Goddess420   -  Mar 08, 2009

okay i will fix that Feety

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Feety   -  Mar 08, 2009

Type for line 19, "i fallen..."
:(

I lul'd at this script though.

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Goddess420   -  Mar 08, 2009

Just wanted to say there new version up there....with added cup sizes....so i hope it makes it everyone happy

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Kirbeh_Pr0nz   -  Mar 08, 2009

thats not what i meant, i meant that goddess420 didnt build it from scratch, and that the link to YOUR URL is in the intro.
So i see no need for Goddess420 to ask for your permission

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Zaff   -  Mar 08, 2009

I did built it from scratch. Why does everyone think I leeched it from that guy, I didn't even know about that other guys until some one said that in a comment. I just got the idea from a msn+ Script...

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Kirbeh_Pr0nz   -  Mar 08, 2009

I dont believe you have to ask, i do believe the rules states that you "Must include the URL to the original script or snippet (which goddess420 did) if you did NOT build it from scratch."

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Zaff   -  Mar 08, 2009

You could of asked me if you were going to do this.

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Aucun50   -  Mar 08, 2009

Lol @kirbeh_Pr0nz

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zexx0r   -  Mar 08, 2009

LOLLL

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Kirbeh_Pr0nz   -  Mar 08, 2009

E-Penis.....E-Breasts.....whats next? E-Rectum? >w<;

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Goddess420   -  Mar 08, 2009

well 1.6 inches equal cup size, so I'm actually working on update to fixed that.....

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Jonesy44   -  Mar 08, 2009

Hmm.. interesting take on it o.o perhaps if you were to do it in actual bra sizes o.o

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Kirby   -  Mar 08, 2009

I don't see how you can "measure" breasts...isn't it more like "cup size"?

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