This just for you female irc users that wanted to something counter sexes and piggiest of men of irc always showing there penis. Just added like you do any other script you use /ebreasts to make it work, yes it ripped and change from two other post which are http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5537/
http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5766/
okay added cup sizes too, chance them if you like i don't really care, just have and let start seeing those E-breasts around Ladies!!!!!!
alias ebreasts {
if (!%record2) {
set %record2 0
set %record2cm 0
}
var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
var %cm = $round($calc(%inch * 2.540),5)
var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)
var %recordcm = $round($calc(%record2cm * 2.540),5)
msg $active Based on my uptime, my E-Breasts are %inch Inchs( $+ %cm cm).
if (%inch > %record2) {
set %record2 %inch
set %record2cm %cm
msg $active My biggest breasts ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
}
else {
msg $active My biggest breasts ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
}
if %inch > 30 { msg $Active my breast are the largest in the world, someone call 911 please, i fallen and i can't get up | HALT }
if %inch > 17 { msg $active my breasts are Double GG sombody call hustler or penthouse i want invite damn it.... |Halt}
if %inch 15-16 msg $active My Breasts are G-Cup, Yes yes I blame god for my cruse
if %inch 13-14 msg $active My Breasts are a Double F-Cup, Yes you wish you could fuck me too
if %inch 11-12 Msg $active My Breasts are F-cups, Hmm I wonder why does everyone love to see me run in place
if %inch 9-10 msg $active My Breasts are Double D's They may be used as floaters in emergency
if %inch 7-8 msg $active My breasts are a D-Cup, They Melt in your mouth and not in your hands
if %inch 5-6 msg $active My breasts are a C-cup, hahaha! half of Hollywood wish they had breasts as big theses.
if %inch 3-4 msg $active My breasts are a B-Cup, I'm Still part ot iitty bitty titty committy
if %inch 0-2 msg $active My breasts are only an A-cup, Damn i need boobs!!!!!
}
alias ebreasts {
var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
var %ni = $round(%inch,0)
if (. isin $calc(%ni / 2)) { inc %ni $iif(%ni == 0),2,1) }
var %c = 2,4,6,8,10,12,14,16,18
var %sel = My breasts are only an A-cup. Damn i need boobs!!,My breasts are a B-Cup. I'm Still part ot iitty bitty titty committy,My breasts are a C-cup. Hahaha! half of Hollywood wish they had breasts as big these,My breasts are a D-Cup. They Melt in your mouth and not in your hands,My Breasts are Double D's They may be used as floaters in emergency,My breasts are F-cups. Hmm I wonder why does everyone love to see me run in place,My breasts are a double F-Cup. Yes you wish you could fuck me too,My Breasts are G-Cup. Yes yes I blame god for my curse,My breasts are Double GG sombody call hustler or penthouse i want invite damn it..,My breast are the largest in the world. someone call 911 please. i fallen and i can't get up
msg $active $gettok(%sel,$iif(%ni <= 18,$findtok(%c,%ni,44),$numtok(%sel,44)),44)
}
Untested, should work though, i think