e-penis

By Zaff on Feb 17, 2009

Most of us remember the old E-Penis script for the Messenger plus script for Windows live. I was bored and some one asked me on msn to make them one for mIRC. so here it is leechers.

Example: Based on my uptime, my E-Penis is 21.185 Inchs(53.8099 cm).

     <Rick> My largest erection ever was 21.185 inchs(53.8099 cm).

Use: /epenis

alias epenis {
  if (!%record2) {
    set %record2 0
    set %record2cm 0
  }
  var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
  var %cm = $round($calc(%inch * 2.540),5)
  var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)
  var %recordcm = $round($calc(%record2cm * 2.540),5)
  msg $active Based on my uptime, my E-Penis is %inch Inchs( $+ %cm cm).
  if (%inch > %record2) {
    set %record2 %inch
    set %record2cm %cm
    msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }
  else { 
    msg $active My largest erection ever was %record2 inchs( $+ %record2cm cm).
  }

}
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Person   -  May 21, 2011

Nice, im gonna edit it though,make sure all of them are like big numbers :P

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Zaff   -  Mar 08, 2009

I didnt rip it lol. Honestly.

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Xpl0reR   -  Mar 08, 2009

Zaff you ripped this script from scratch, so st fu and write a phone number in your hands. ok ?

kthnxbai

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Zaff   -  Mar 07, 2009

I guess I could write a "E-Breast" Script, lol.

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jonesy44   -  Mar 07, 2009

If you need to meet girls online.. LOL.

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Jethro   -  Mar 07, 2009

Kirby's got a point there... Girls online does not necessarily mean they are actually girls...

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Aucun50   -  Mar 06, 2009

LOL again at "much smaller"

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jonesy44   -  Mar 06, 2009

You could compress this down much smaller (s'cuse the pun.. again)

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Zaff   -  Feb 17, 2009

Thanks for the comments and tips to make it better.

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AmyOUfan   -  Feb 17, 2009

Kirby thats so untrue

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Aucun50   -  Feb 17, 2009

wait so you mean.... OH MY GOD!

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Kirby   -  Feb 17, 2009

Aucun: Those are GIRLS. Guys In Real Life.

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Aucun50   -  Feb 17, 2009

[quote] There are no girls on the internet. [/quote] msn being the only exception.

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Kirby   -  Feb 17, 2009

Wheres a E-Breast for us ladies ? There are no feminine species on the sacred Internet.

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Dj_801   -  Feb 17, 2009

<&l33t> Based on my uptime, my E-Penis is 957.96 Inchs(2433.2184 cm). <&l33t> My largest erection ever was 957.96 inchs(2433.2184 cm). <&l33t> LOLO LOLOLOL

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AmyOUfan   -  Feb 17, 2009

Wheres a E-Breast for us ladies ?

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napalm`   -  Feb 17, 2009

Unoriginal.

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Kirby   -  Feb 17, 2009

On the contrary, there are some things that you can fix. I started fixing it a few minutes ago, but I lost what I had so I'll just say what I think could be changed to make this a better script.

In my opinion, I don't like setting too many variables for a small alias. This also leads to the conversion of inches to centimeters. That can be easily fixed without variables in the end, when all calculations have been done.

But, here are some minor things that you can do:

msg $active...

can also be written as

say...
  • Multiple /var's like
var %inch = $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5)
  var %record = $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)

can also be rewritten as

var %inch $round($calc(0.005 * $uptime),5), %record $round($calc(0.0005 * %record2),5)

You misspelled 'inches'. :F

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Aucun50   -  Feb 17, 2009

Wasn't trying to be sorry lol i word things wrong :) anyways i was saying that i saw something like this before that's all.

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Kirby   -  Feb 17, 2009

Don't be so mean Aucun. :P But I'd have to say: Unoriginal. :\

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Zaff   -  Feb 17, 2009

Didn't know there was one already posted. sorry?

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Aucun50   -  Feb 17, 2009

Now where have i seen this before? Oh yea http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/5537/

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