By Batz on Nov 27, 2008Right first of all this is my first Script.
Although I havent copied, there might be similar ones on here, but if so, I couldnt find one.
Its an Auto responder, which sends out a pm, when your name is said, while useful, if you just want it to be said in one room, while you chat in another, its also useful, if you have a painful away script on your Mirc, like mine.
First of all. you will need to create a new .text document, On this occasion I have saved it too my desktop, but you save it to whereever you would like (Please remember to change you. I have called it randomautoreply.txt but if you change name, please ensure you do it on the script too. This file, will have the random, im not here text , which randomly changes when your name is said (Examples seen below).
The next file is Namesaid.txt,this file is for those like myself, who leave their mirc open 24/7. While there are other scripts out there, that would open a seperate room on Mirc, I wanted one, where I could see if my name was said, without the need of looking in on, and end up chatting in chat.
If that makes sense :D
Oh and where you see Batz, either write in your name, or write $me which will put your name in anyway
1Hello 4 $nick 1Thank you for calling 911 our offices are closed because everyone is at the donut shop. 4 Batz is also away so leave a message.....
1Hello 4 $nick 1This is $me . 4 If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. 5 If you are my parents, please send money.6 If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. 4 If you are my friends, you owe me money.3 If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1My time is billed at £25 per hour. Please begin your message with your MasterCard or Visa number, card type, and date of expiration. I'll get back to you pending credit approval. 4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1I'm home right now, I'm just screening my pms. So start talking and if you're someone I want to speak with I'll reply. Otherwise, well, what can I say? 4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1I'm not at home right now because I'm out making changes in my life so leave a message and if I don't pm you back, you're probably one of those changes.4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1Hi. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need insurance, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and don't need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your name and message and they will get back to you. 4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1This pm may be recorded or monitored for quality and training purposes. If you don't wish this call to be monitored or recorded, then please let the answering machine know when you leave your message.4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1you have reached the Batz family and we can not here right now. Please leave your name, phone number, short message, and credit card number and we will call you when we're done shopping.4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1If you are reading this reply, then I'm not here now. Please leave your name, number, D.O.B, address, social security number, age, height, weight, how many children you have, what sex you are, your mother's maiden name, and the date and time when you called me. If you are still reading, then whatever you have to say must be very important. Please leave a message after the beep.4 Batz is away so leave a message.
1Hello 4 $nick 1You dummy! You've called while I'm OUT! Five minutes You've missed me by AT LEAST five minutes. Are you stupid or what? Can't you get anything right? You people make me sick! 4 Batz is away so Leave a message and I'll call you back!
menu channel {
.$iif($group(#auto-msg).status iswm on, auto-msg is on, auto-msg is off)
..Turn autoreply off:disable #auto-msg
..Turn autoreply on:enable #auto-msg
}
#auto-msg off
on 1:TEXT:*:*:{
if ($me isin $1-) {
/msg $nick $read(C:\Users\Andrew\Desktop\randomautoreply.txt) | write C:\Users\Desktop\Namesaid.txt $nick ...... # ..... $time ..... $date ..... $1- }
}
#auto-msg end
Im about to make all of you feel stupid.
menu channel {
.$iif($group(#auto-msg).status iswm on, auto-msg is on, auto-msg is off)
..Turn autoreply off:disable #auto-msg
..Turn autoreply on:enable #auto-msg
}
#auto-msg off
on *:TEXT:*:*:{
if ($me isin $1-) {
if (!$hget(Query, $nick)) {
if (!$hget(Query)) hmake Query 5
hadd Query $nick Query
msg $nick $read(randomautoreply.txt)
write C:\Users\Desktop\Namesaid.txt $nick ...... # ..... $time ..... $date ..... $1-
}
}
}
#auto-msg end
but how to use this script