This one , Is one of my longer ones , I hope you enjoy,

;Newsflash game , by NightBlade

on 1:TEXT: !NewsFlash*:#:{
  set %newsflash $rand(1,20)
  if (%newsflash == 1 ) msg $chan The Goliath Tarantula, at a foot long/wide, is the largest arachnid in the world.
  if (%newsflash == 2 ) msg $chan The smallest subatomic particle is the electron.
  if (%newsflash == 3 ) msg $chan Kronosaurus was the largest reptile to ever live, being at lengths around 42 ft.  long (12.8 m).
  if (%newsflash == 4 ) msg $chan Carcharodon Megalodon , or , Megalodon, is known to have been the largest speicies of shark to ever live, growing in at lengths of up to 50 ft. Imagine that chasing you.
  if (%newsflash == 5 ) msg $chan The largest animal in the world, or to have ever lived,and the largest cetacean still remains the blue whale, at lengths of over 100ft long!
  if (%newsflash == 6 ) msg $chan The largest crocodile to ever live was Sarcosuchus imperator , at around 40 feet long, it dominated dinosaurs with it's 6foot jaw.
  if (%newsflash == 7 ) msg $chan The largest carnivourus dinosaur to ever live was Spinosaurus aegyptiacus, growing up to 55 feet!
  if (%newsflash == 8 ) msg $chan The speed of light is 299,792,458 meters per second, or 186,282 miles per second.
  if (%newsflash == 9 ) msg $chan There was once water on Mars.
  if (%newsflash == 10 ) msg $chan The sun is only a medium sized star, Polaris is much larger.
  if (%newsflash == 11 ) msg $chan The eye of the Giant squid is the size of a beach ball.
  if (%newsflash == 12 ) msg $chan The Goliath beetle is the largest insect in the world.
  if (%newsflash == 13 ) msg $chan The large intestines of a human, stretched out , would wrap around the world!
  if (%newsflash == 14 ) msg $chan We actually know more about distant galaxies than we do about the deepest of our own ocean!
  if (%newsflash == 15 ) msg $chan The deep sea angler is an odd fish, when the male plans to mate, he bites her, and never lets go, eventually becoming a bump on her side.
  if (%newsflash == 16 ) msg $chan In the extreme deapths of the ocean, photosynthesis does not happen, so, how do animals live? It's a bit different, its called chemosynthesis, it happens when animals and plants live neer hydrothermal vents, whitch give off nutrients. The plants and animals use this by means of the bacteria they have within them.
  if (%newsflash == 17 ) msg $chan If you look close enough at your computer screen, you will see many small , colored dots, for each color.
  if (%newsflash == 18 ) msg $chan An alligator has only 7 genes.
  if (%newsflash == 19 ) msg $chan An alligator has teeth that fit like a puzzle, but, a crocodile has teeth that stick out of its mouth.
  if (%newsflash == 20 ) msg $chan Fossil damage was actually caused by a small, beetle larva, witch ate the marrow, and chewed the bone.
}