My First Snippet :D

menu nicklist {
  $iif($me isop $chan,Kick Messages,$style(2) Kick Messages)
  .Vegas:kick # $$1 13(11Go 4To 11Vegas4, 11buy 4a 11hooker 4&& 11get 4married11.. 4I 11wish 4you 11luck 13<3)
  .Underage:kick # $$1 11(12(4You are To young to be in this room 11Please Come Back When Your at the right age.
  .owned.:Kick # $$1 Well Done 11((12You Have No10w Been Ban2ned You a12sshole11))
  .Exit.:Kick # $$1  |¯| <- 9T4here's the exit 9Moron.
  .Loner:Kick # $$1  11Y4ou're falling in a bottomless pit of loneliness.
  .Lamer:Kick # $$1 #lamers is a better place for you.  
  .Custom:{ .kick $chan $$1 Reason: $$?="Enter your reason:" }  
  .FK1: .msg Chanserv Kick $chan $1 Yo'Momma is so old i asked her age and the bitch died.
  .FK2: .msg Chanserv kick $chan $1 Yo'Momma is like a doorknob Everyone gets a turn.
  .FK3: .msg Chanserv kick $chan $1 Yo'Momma is like a nail everyone wants to bang her.
  .FK4: .msg Chanserv kick $chan $1 yo'Momma is like a pack of gum everyone buys her. 
  ..Advertise:/msg $chan Excuse me $$1 But Did You Just Advertise Here In # | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan Cause As Far As I Am Concerned We Dont Allow That Here. | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan But Anyways I Think I'm Going To Have To Kick You:) | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 (NO ADVERTISING HERE $$1 )
  ..Mod,Begging:/msg $chan Hey $$1 You might want to give up on begging for mod | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan Cause apparently none of us are going to give it to you | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan but i will make a deal with you | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 (You Can Have A Kick $$1 )
  ..Annoying:/msg $chan Seriously your starting to annoy me $nick  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan Wait I Have A Solution To This Problem | .timer 1 7 /kick # $nick (You Are Now Kicked $$1 )
  ..Harrasing:/msg $chan Are you harrasing them $$1 ? | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan Yes ? no ? maybe ? i think so that's all that matters so | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan I'm sorry but i'm going to have to kick you | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 (I ain't really sorry :) )
  ..Profanity:/msg $chan Hey $$1 Your Going TO Get Kicked For Swearing So Much  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan In About | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 5 | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 4 | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 3 | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 2 | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 1 | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 BOOM your gone $$1
  ..Rasicm:/msg $chan Are you being Racist $$1 ? | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan I would sure hope not cause i would hate to have to kick you :) | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 NOT!!!!!!!!!
  ..Arguing:/msg $chan Lol your not arguing with us right $$1 ? | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan No ? Yes ? MAybe? Who care's i will let you off with a warning :) | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 OOPS THAT SO SLIPPED! NOT
  ..Punk:/msg $chan You're a good punk $$1 But  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan I'm better and besides | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan I am the moderator in here not you! | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 So Be Gone Punk!
  ..NoOb:/msg $chan See here's the thing $$1  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan You're a nOoB and we don't really like nOoBs here :) | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan So were going to have to ask you to leave :) | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 This should be faster for you!
  ..Fake Hacker:/msg $chan Are you a hacker $$1 ? | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan Cause that's so awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 Your Such A Fake!!!!
  ..Bad Nick:/msg $chan Hey umm $$1 i do not like your nick  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan And i'm going to have to ask you to get rid of it or i will kick you | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan you have 1 minute to change nicks $$1 | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 Times Up!
  ..Count Down:/msg $chan You'll Be kicked $$1  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 5  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 4  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 3  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 2  | .timer 1 7 /msg $chan 1 Bye $$1  | .timer 1 7 /kick # $$1 Told You so!!!!
.Twat-B-Gone: .msg Chanserv Kick $chan $1 you've been sparyed with industrial strength Twat-B-Gone(Kick #1).
  .Fuck Your Self: .msg Chanserv kick $chan $1 go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself(Kick #2).
  .your momma's bra: .msg Chanserv kick $chan $1 tell your mom can have her bra back im done using it for a sling shot(Kick#3).
  .Used tampon: .msg Chanserv kick $chan $1 slapped you with a used tampon ewwwwww(Kick#4).
  .Emo Kick: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Why dont you go outside and play hide and go cut yourself(Kick#5).
  .Caps kick: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Turn off your Caps lock(kick#6).
  .Pming Without Permission: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Dont Pm ppl without permission(Kick#7).
  .Age Upon Entry: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 State your Age upon Entry(kick#8).
  .Racist:   .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Racist language will not be tolerated(kick#9).
  .Trolling: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Dont Trolls Live Under Bridges(kick#10).
  .Under Age: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Come Back When your balls drop(kick#11).
  .Guest Nick: .msg chanserv kick $chan $1 Get A proper nick plz type /nick <newnickhere>
}