This v2.0 is much easier, with its "no more <>'s." < and >'s make the person think they have to put it there.

ON *:TEXT:!help:#: {
      notice $nick Nick Registration: /msg NickServ REGISTER password e-mail
      notice $nick Channel Registration: /msg ChanServ REGISTER channel password e-mail
      notice $nick Memo Sending: /msg MemoServ SEND nick message
      notice $nick  
      notice $nick While using MemoServ, you must have a registered nick.
}

ON !*:JOIN:#: {
      notice $nick Welcome to $chan $+ , $nick $+ !
      notice $nick Enjoy your stay!!!
}

ON *:PART:#: {
      notice $nick Goodbye, and thanks for coming to $chan $+ !
}