This Is A Slaps Menu. You add it to your mIRC remotes and just right-click on the nick, select slaps, and choose from your options. (Snippet is an excerpt from a previous script I made.)
menu nicklist {
Slaps
.Toss In River:/river $1
.Windows Vista:/vista $1
.Windows Me:/winme $1
.Apple Lisa:/applelisa $1
.Steal OS:/stealos $1
.Rock:/rock $1
.Money:/money $1
.ROFLCOPTER:/roflcopter $1
.Bye Vista!:/byevista $1
.KoolAid Guy:/koolaid $1
.Grenade:/grenade $1
.Hides-Watches:/hide $1
.Huggles:/huggle $1
.IBM Keyboard:/ibm $1
.Linksys Router:/wrt54gs $1
.Cube:/cube $1
.Frying Pan:/pan $1
.IceChat:/icechat $1
}
alias river {
describe $chan tosses $1 into a river ¸.·´¯`·.¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸ ><((((º> $+ $1 $+ <º))))><
}
alias vista {
describe $chan Slaps $1 With a Big FAT copy of Windows Vista Ulimate
}
alias winme {
describe $chan Slaps $1 With a Big FAT copy of Windows ME RTM.
}
alias applelisa {
describe $chan Slaps $1 With an Apple Lisa
}
alias stealos {
describe $chan Steals $1's Copy Of Windows and Gives Them OS X 10.5!
}
alias rock {
describe $chan Throws A Rock at $1
}
alias money {
describe $chan Steals all of $1's money. Mua ha ha ha
}
alias roflcopter {
describe $chan Thinks $1's ROFLCOPTER Goes Sois Sois Sois Sois...
}
alias byevista {
describe $chan Steals $1's Copy Of Windows Vista
}
alias koolaid {
describe $chan Jumps Through $1's Wall Like The KoolAid Guy "Oh Yeah!"
}
alias grenade {
describe $chan Runs Into $1's Room and Throws A Paint Grenade In, Then Quickly Runs To Safety, BOOM! 12"Woah, Everything's Blue....."
}
alias hide {
describe $chan Goes And Hides Behind A Rock and Watches $1..... [[[[o.o.:'|':. $+ $1 $+ ]]]]
}
alias huggle {
describe $chan hugggles $1: "12{{{{{{{{Huggles}}}}}}}}"
}
alias ibm {
describe $chan slaps $1 with an old IBM keyboard: {{ 12Thwack! }}
}
alias wrt54gs {
describe $chan slaps $1 With an old Linksys WRT54GS Router!
}
alias cube {
describe $chan throws a Rubiks's cube at $1!
}
alias pan {
describe $chan hits $1 with a large metal frying pan, 4BAM!!!!1
}
alias icechat {
describe $chan slaps $1 with a copy of IceChat.... Version 1 - Alpha 5...
}