copy(ctrl+c)and paste(ctrl+v) on your remotes.... is simple just type !yomama and a random yomama joke will come out
on *:TEXT:!yomama*:#:{
var %yomama = $rand(1,23)
if (%yomama == 1) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
if (%yomama == 2) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
if (%yomama == 3) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
if (%yomama == 4) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
if (%yomama == 5) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
if (%yomama == 6) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
if (%yomama == 7) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
if (%yomama == 8) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
if (%yomama == 9) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!
if (%yomama == 10) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!
if (%yomama == 11) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
if (%yomama == 12) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
if (%yomama == 13) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
if (%yomama == 14) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!
if (%yomama == 15) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
if (%yomama == 16) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
if (%yomama == 17) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up!
if (%yomama == 18) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!
if (%yomama == 19) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone!
if (%yomama == 20) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors!
if (%yomama == 21) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!
if (%yomama == 22) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she lays on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy!
if (%yomama == 23) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama's so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
if (%yomama == 24) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
if (%yomama == 25) .timer 1 2 msg $chan Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Years ago somemone I knew had one that had a file with like a thousand \'you mamas\'.
One reccomendations would be to use a file for the insults to keep the script smaller and cleaner.
If you would like help doing this simply let me know here and I can help.
From reading this posts tags it looks like this is your first script so well done. Dont take my reccomendation as a bad thing, its just an idea for a way to improve the script.
When you become familiar with dialogs you could even make an easy to use interface to add and remove insults from the file.
Keep it up...