a simple script

Someone types !orb and it warps them.

To use:
alt+r and paste it in.

/server -m irc.purplesurge.com -j #zanacross

on *:text:*:#: {
   if ($1 == !warp) {
    if ($2 !ison $chan) || (!$2) { msg $chan You have to select someone to warp. } 
    if ($2 == $nick) { msg $chan You cant orb yourself | halt }
    if ($2 == $me) { msg $chan Why would you warp me? WHYYYYYYYYY | halt }   
    if ($2 ison $chan) {

      var %rub $r(0,100)
      describe $chan takes $2 to the orb. | describe $chan sees $2 become %rub $+ % more $iif($r(1,2) == 1,beautiful.,ugly) }
      |
    }
  }
}