menu nicklist kicker, with random reasons (21 in total) hope you enjoy. feel free to comment on the script, all feedback is appreciated. add to new remotes (in case ya didnt know :P )

menu nicklist,query {
  .Smurphs Kicks 
  ..Random Reason: {
    //set %kick $rand(1,21)
    if (%kick == 1) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The Smurph Takes Aim.... He Shoots..... He Scooooooores!!! Smurphs goin t da supabowl!!!!! }
    if (%kick == 2) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 I know theres one bron every minute...but daaaaayuum you is a fool! }
    if (%kick == 3) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Sometimes in life the truth is better being kept from you, so I'll lie and say this kick was an accident :/ }
    if (%kick == 4) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. }
    if (%kick == 5) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. }
    if (%kick == 6) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Never test the depth of the water with both feet. }
    if (%kick == 7) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Learn from your parents' mistakes: use birth control. }
    if (%kick == 8) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory. }
    if (%kick == 9) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity. }
    if (%kick == 10) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  100,000 sperm and you were the fastest? }
    if (%kick == 11) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4 Always remember you're unique - just like everyone else. }
    if (%kick == 12) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told. } 
    if (%kick == 13) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You get enough exercise just pushing your luck. }
    if (%kick == 14) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Never miss a good chance to shut up. }
    if (%kick == 15) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. }
    if (%kick == 16) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. }
    if (%kick == 17) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. }
    if (%kick == 18) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. }
    if (%kick == 19) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  If I wanted any lip from you, I'd rattle my zipper. }
    if (%kick == 20) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You don't just know nothing, you don't even suspect much. }
    if (%kick == 21) { kick $chan $1 $2 $3 $4 4  You look as confused as a blind lesbian in a fish market. }

  }