its a menu/nicklist kicker, kicks with timed msgs before kick, funny kicks too. its my first ever script so ok, its not overly complicated but hey... i like it :P
add to new remotes blah blah blah
lemme know what ya think :)

menu nicklist,query {
  Smurphs Kicks
  .Achmed
  ..I Keel You: say 4 Silence $1 $+ ! | .timer 1 3 say 2Iiiii | .timer 1 6 say 6 Keeeel | .timer 1 9  say 3 Yoooooooh!!! | .timer 1 12 say 12 >:) | .timer 1 12 kick $chan $1 4 ACHMED STYLEEEEEEEE
  .The Rock Says : say 4 $1 | .timer 1 3 say 12 If You Smelllllllllllll | .timer 1 6 say 6 What The Smurph | .timer 1 9 say 3 Isssssss | .timer 1 12 kick $chan $1 2 Cookin......
  .Smurph : say 4 $1 | .timer 1 3 say 12 Hi ho Hi ho..... | .timer 1 6 kick $chan $1 2 Is out the door you goooooo
  .Tardbuster : say 4 When theres something straaaaaange | .timer 1 3 say 6 In da neighbourhooooood | .timer 1 6 say 12 Who ya gonna call? | .timer 1 9 kick $chan $1 9 Tardbusters!!!!!!!!
  .Troller : say 4 $1 $+ !!!!! | .timer 1 3 say 12 Somebody, somewhere will love you..... | .timer 1 6 kick $chan $1 13 But for now.....fuck off
  .Mr.T : say 4 $1 Quit Your Jibber Jabber | .timer 1 3 say 12 And stop actin like a crazy fool..... | .timer 1 6 kick $chan $1 7 Or your gonna meet my friend paaaaaaaain...
  .Lotto : me gives $1 a lotto ticket.... | .timer 1 3 me checks $1 $+ 's number against the numbers drawn.... | .timer 1 6 kick $chan $1 4 Wow...you won an ass kickin!!! Congratulations!!
  .Op : say 4 $1 so your an op eh? | .timer 1 3 say 12 And You Wanna Abuse These Powers???? | .timer 1 6 kick $chan $1 9 I dont THINK so...........
  .Rainbow : say 4Somewheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere | .timer 1 3 say 9b Oooooooooooooooover the raaaaaaaaaaainbooooooooooooow | .timer 1 6 kick $chan $1 12 I fuuuuuuuuucked you ouuuuuuuut.....
  .Flooder : say 4 $1 $+ !! | .timer 1 3 say 12 You've obviously heard of Noahs Ark.... | .timer 1 6 say 5 And they went 2 by 2..... | .timer 1 9 kick $chan $1 4 Well your floodin enough for two ppl so get in the Ark ya dipshit befor you drown!!!!!
}