Mouse, first precieved to be utterly useless, but after hours of trying to click the little button, you finally realized it fulfill's its purpose.

Mouse is really handy for... keeping idiots busy. Try it out for yourself.

;Mouse
;Made by BlueThen on March 25, 2008.
;To install, paste this code in your remotes (alt + r),
;then type /mouse or right click a channel or the status and click Mouse.
;More scripts and snippets at bluethen.com
menu channel,status {
  Mouse: {
    mouse
  }
}
alias mouse {
  window -poCzdk0 +tnbL @Mouse -1 -1 600 600
  mouse.spawn
}
alias -l mouse.spawn {
  clear @mouse
  set %mouse.x $rand(100,500)
  set %mouse.y $rand(100,500)
  drawrect -f @mouse 14 1 %mouse.x %mouse.y 75 15
  drawtext @mouse 1 %mouse.x %mouse.y CLICK ME!
  if ($abs($calc($mouse.x - %mouse.x)) < 75) && ($abs($calc($mouse.y - %mouse.y)) < 75) {
    .timer -h 1 0 mouse.spawn
  }
}
menu @mouse {
  mouse: {
    if (($abs($calc($mouse.x - %mouse.x)) < 75) && ($abs($calc($mouse.y - %mouse.y)) < 75)) {
      mouse.spawn
    }
  }
  leave: {
    clear @mouse
    set %mouse.x 300
    set %mouse.y 300
    drawrect -f @mouse 14 1 300 300 75 15
    drawtext @mouse 1 300 300 CLICK ME!
  }
}