!orgy D:

By giggle-tan on Mar 23, 2008

just a joke the guys and i made for fun :)
simply copy and paste in your remotes, and when someone types !orgy, it will respond with some funniness.

;script made by giggle-tan and the guys @ #vash@irc.rizon.net

on @*:text:!orgy:#:{
  if ($nick(#,0) <= 4) { msg $chan Sorry $nick You Need At Lest 4 Other People Not Including $me In The Channel To Use This Script | halt }
  elseif ($nick(#,0) >= 5) {
    :pickagain
    var %nick = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %nick2 = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %nick3 = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0)))
    if ($istok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$me,32)) || ($istok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$nick,32)) { goto pickagain }
    if (%nick == %nick2 || %nick == %nick3 || %nick2 == %nick3) { goto pickagain }
    else {
      msg $chan $nick starts an orgy!
      .timer 1 3 msg $chan $nick grabs %nick %nick2 and %nick3
      .timer 1 5 msg $chan OH NOES!
      .timer 1 7 kick $chan $gettok($nick %nick %nick2 %nick3,$r(1,4),32) YOU GOT AIDS!
  }
}

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Quick   -  Aug 02, 2009

ok script is funny but, lol take about 50+ ppl and boredom and ya got a chan full of ppl triggering it. Any way you can add a timer for like every 10 mins that the script can be triggered?

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Jonesy44   -  Mar 31, 2008

hahah, nice one napa.

also u cud change:

  elseif ($nick(#,0) >= 5) {

to juse

  else {
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Lord-Harlot   -  Mar 28, 2008

^5 ^neptune

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^Neptune   -  Mar 28, 2008

/quit Oh god why

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Eugenio   -  Mar 25, 2008

LMFAO! Pwned x2

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napa182   -  Mar 25, 2008

LMAO ;x

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napa182   -  Mar 25, 2008

maybe add some checks so it dont say the same nick twice or say the bot\'s nick...
heres one way...

on @*:text:!orgy:#:{
  if ($nick(#,0) <= 4) { msg $chan Sorry $nick You Need At Lest 4 Other People Not Including $me In The Channel To Use This Script  }
  else {
    :pickagain
    var %nick = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %nick2 = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %nick3 = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0)))
    if ($istok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$me,32)) || ($istok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$nick,32)) { goto pickagain }
    if (%nick == %nick2 || %nick == %nick3 || %nick2 == %nick3) { goto pickagain }
    else {
      msg $chan $nick starts an orgy!
      .timer 1 3 msg $chan $nick grabs %nick %nick2 and %nick3
      .timer 1 5 msg $chan OH NOES!
      .timer 1 7 kick $chan $gettok($nick %nick %nick2 %nick3,$r(1,4),32) YOU GOT AIDS! 
    }
  }
}

or

n @*:text:!orgy:#:{
  if ($nick(#,0) <= 4) { msg $chan Sorry $nick But You Need At Lest 4 Other People Not Including $me To Have An Orgy  }
  else {
    :pickagain
    var %nick = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %nick2 = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %nick3 = $nick(#,$r(1,$nick(#,0))), %ohno POOP SHOOT,MOUTH,EYE SOCKET,ASS
    if ($istok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$me,32) || $istok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$nick,32)) { goto pickagain }
    if (%nick == %nick2 || %nick == %nick3 || %nick2 == %nick3) { goto pickagain }
    if (%orgy) { halt }
    else {
      set -u8 %orgy on
      msg $chan $nick starts an orgy!
      .timer 1 3 msg $chan $nick grabs %nick %nick2 and %nick3
      .timer 1 5 msg $chan OH NOES!
      .timer 1 7 msg $chan $gettok($nick %nick %nick2 %nick3,$r(1,4),32) YOU TOOK IT IN THE $+($gettok(%ohno,$r(1,4),44),!)
    }
  }
}
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Eugenio   -  Mar 25, 2008

Yey Napa pwned this script with a comment.

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napa182   -  Mar 25, 2008

I would change

timer 1 7 /kick $chan %nick2 YOU GOT AIDS!

to

timer 1 7 kick $chan $gettok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$r(1,$numtok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,32)),32) YOU GOT AIDS!

that way it will just pick a random person out of the 3

why not just

.timer 1 7 kick $chan $gettok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$r(1,3),32) YOU GOT AIDS!

no need for the $numtok

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humming_hi   -  Mar 25, 2008

I would change

timer 1 7 /kick $chan %nick2 YOU GOT AIDS!

to

timer 1 7 kick $chan $gettok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,$r(1,$numtok(%nick %nick2 %nick3,32)),32) YOU GOT AIDS!

that way it will just pick a random person out of the 3

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guest598594   -  Mar 24, 2008

I would make it

on @*:text:!orgy:#:{

So that if you\'re not op, it doesn\'t msg all that stuff and not kick the person.

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Eugenio   -  Mar 24, 2008

=/

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EL   -  Mar 24, 2008

Lol nice.Anyways watch your command floods and a timer spam aswell and halt your self out of %nick1/2/3.And why not have the person kicked randomized as well...seems unfair to kick the middle person...they be the ones havein the best time....depending on the company O_o..

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DarkDaemon   -  Mar 23, 2008

Your welcome giggle

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giggle-tan   -  Mar 23, 2008

hahahhaha i tottaly forgot about that; ty (updated)

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DarkDaemon   -  Mar 23, 2008

some people might no be in #Vash so set it

on *:text:!orgy:# PENIS CAKE

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DarkDaemon   -  Mar 23, 2008

:D

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