By Jamiie on Feb 29, 2008This is just a short and simple chuck norris jokes script, in mirc type /write chuck.txt then /run chuck.txt and paste all the jokes from http://pastebin.com/f3e0f0796 in the txt file and save it, trigger is !chuck. I only wrote this because it is much simpler than Aaron's snippet, http://www.hawkee.com/snippet/2268/
on *:text:!chuck:#: {
notice $nick $read(chuck.txt)
}
blah blah blah blah blah blah (added this because there wasnt enough text in the snippet >_<)
on *:text:!chuck:#: {
notice $nick $read(chuck.txt)
}
Umm how about you add a alias or a on text even for ppl to write jokes they find on the net.And why not send it to the channel?.more fun if everyone reads it.
alias addchuck {
write chuck.txt $$?=\"Add a chucky joke here XD.\"
}
alias remchuck {
write -d chuck.txt $$?=\"Remove a chucky joke X<\"
}
on *:text:*:#: {
if ($strip($1) == !chuck) { .msg $chan $read(chuck.txt) }
if ($strip($1) == !addchuck) { write chuck.txt $2- | .notice $nick Your chucky joke \" $+ $2- $+ \" has been added! }
if ($strip($1) == !remchuck) {
if ($2- == $read(chuck.txt)) {
write -d chuck.txt
.notice $nick Your chucky joke \" $+ $2- $+ \" has been removed!
}
}
}