These are some scripts to annoy people...

type !massmurder to see what it can... represents that you must type someone's name and means to type a reason (for instance: !murder HKboy for posting snippets on Hawkee)

Also, there is 1 who isn't mentioned in !massmurder, that is !abandom
That is for hops and ops cause it kicks (feel free to add your name if you want...)

Feel free to add more things to some of them... or change things...

edit: in the !burn command, there was a fault in the grammatice (burnder instead of burnt)

on *:TEXT:*!massmurder*:# {
  notice $nick !Witch <nick>, !burn <nick>, !kill <nick>, !clown <nick>, !trash <nick>, !murder <nick> <reason>.
}

on *:TEXT:!witch *:# {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    msg $chan $nick is declared for a witch!!!!!! ALL KILL THE 4*****
  }
  else {
    msg $chan I declare4 $2- 1for WITCH!!!!
    timer 1 1 describe $chan is preparing the stake where $2- will be burned.
} }

on *:TEXT:!burn *:# {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    notice $nick I love my skin, don't want it to be burnt >: (
  }
  else {
    describe $chan is searching a tinderbox to lit4 $2- 71into flames.
    timer 1 2 describe $chan lits $2-
    timer 1 3 msg $chan Oh My God! I killed $2-
} }
on *:TEXT:!Kill *:#: {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    notice $nick I ain't interested in killing myself you fat FUCK
  } 
  else {
    timer 1 1 describe $chan Grabs a knife and sneaks up behind the HUGE ASS of $2-
    timer 1 2 describe $chan Kills $2-
    timer 1 3 Msg $chan Mission Accomplished
    timer 1 4 notice $nick You owe me 100.000 dollar 
    timer 1 5 notice $2 You've been kiled by $nick
} }

on *:TEXT:!clown *:# {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    notice $nick I'm not clown myself you fat FUCK
  }
  else {
    var %phrases 500.0,5.6.0,01.no.Alot of.999999 clown.
    msg $chan $nick Pays $gettok(%phrases,$r(1,$numtok(%phrases,46)),46) euro's to a clown to eliminate4 $2-
    timer 1 2 msg $chan The clown is boring some stupid kid to death.
    timer 1 4 notice $chan UPDATE!!!! 14 $2- is murdered just 2 seconds ago. An evil clown bored him!!! 5End of update
} }
on *:TEXT:!trash *:# {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    notice $nick I ain't going in the stupid trash you smartass
  }
  else {
    var %phrases a banana.an Ipod Classic.you're mothers birth control pil.you're nose.a murder weapon.a blender.some stupid kid.a Samsung-YP-T10
    describe $chan throws4 $2- 6into the trash
    timer 1 2 msg $chan $2- is crawling out of the trash with $gettok(%phrases,$r(1,$numtok(%phrases,46)),46)
} }

on *:TEXT:!murder *:# {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    notice $nick I'm not going to kill myself you fat FUCK
  }
  else {
    msg $chan Heey4 $2
    timer 1 2 msg $chan Want to see this knife?
    timer 1 4 describe $chan grabs a large knife and hits $2 with it... IN THE BELLY
    timer 1 6 msg $chan This is $3-
    timer 1 8 describe $chan is running away before any1 sees him with a dead corpse ( $2 )
} }

on *:TEXT:!Abandom *:# {
  if ($2 == $me) {
    kick $chan $$nick
  }
  if ($nick ishop $chan) || ($nick isop $chan) {
    msg $chan Heey4 $2 $+ ,1 you are breaking a Rule!
    timer 1 2 msg $chan I will and get rid of you!!!
    timer 1 4 kick $chan $2-
    timer 1 6 Msg $chan $nick and $me always win!!!!!
    }
    else {
    notice $nick who are you?
} }