All you do is type `8ball question and it will give you an answer.
on *:load:{ write 8ball8.txt Yes. | write 8ball8.txt No. | write 8ball8.txt Maybe. | write 8ball8.txt Try again later. | halt }
on *:TEXT:*`8Ball *:#:{
describe $chan is looking into the 8ball.
msg $chan $read(8ball8.txt)
halt
}