my second snippet w00t paste in remotes have fun!
on *:INPUT:*: {
if ($1 == hehe) { /msg $active %l Hehe %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == haha) { /msg $active %l Haha %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == hi) { /msg $active %l Hi %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == bye) { /msg $active %l Bye %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == ok) { /msg $active %l Okay %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == ok!) { /msg $active %l Okay! %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == rofl) { /msg $active %l Rolling On the Floor Laughing %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == lol) { /msg $active %l Laughing Out Loud %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == wb) { /msg $active %l Welcome Back %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == np) { /msg $active %l No Problem %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == brb) { /msg $active %l Be Right Back %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == bbl) { /msg $active %l Be Back Later %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == bbs) { /msg $active %l Be Back Soon %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == gtg) { /msg $active %l Got To Go %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == g2g) { /msg $active %l Got To Go %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == nm) { /msg $active %l Nevermind %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == nmuch) { /msg $active %l Nuttin' Much %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == jw) { /msg $active %l Just Wondering %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == ty) { /msg $active %l Thank You %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == yw) { /msg $active %l You're Welcome %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == hello) { /msg $active %l Hello %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == wtf) { /msg $active %l What The Fuck %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == wtf?) { /msg $active %l What The Fuck? %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == stfu) { /msg $active %l Shut The Fuck Up %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == stfu!) { /msg $active %l Shut The Fuck Up! %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == wu) { /msg $active %l What's Up? %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == lala) { /msg $active %l Lala %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == lmao) { /msg $active %l Laughing My Ass Off %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == heh) { /msg $active %l Heh %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == meh) { /msg $active %l Meh %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == jk) { /msg $active %l Just Kidding %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == jj) { /msg $active %l Just Joking %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == nt) { /msg $active %l No Thanks %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == su) { /msg $active %l Shut Up %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == su!) { /msg $active %l Shut Up! %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == sup) { /msg $active %l What's Up? %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == wn) { /msg $active %l What's New? %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == ttyl) { /msg $active %l Talk To You Later %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == l8r) { /msg $active %l See You Later %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == ic) { /msg $active %l I See %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == ic..) { /msg $active %l I See . . . %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == btw) { /msg $active %l By The Way %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == da) { /msg $active %l Don't Ask %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == bbt) { /msg $active %l Be Back Tomorrow %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == omg) { /msg $active %l Oh My God %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == omg!) { /msg $active %l Oh My God! %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == roflmao) { /msg $active %l Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == omfg!) { /msg $active %l Oh My Fucking God! %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == omfg) { /msg $active %l Oh My Fucking God %r $2- | /halt }
if ($1 == gj) { /msg $active %l Good Job %r $2- | /halt }
}