A couple of twists on napa's trout protection.

Both of them have their own counters, and echo their own unique messages, and both of them will read and announce the number of times someone has triggered it by server.

Don't forget to change '%nickhere' to yours or your bot's nickname.

I haven't had a chance to test them with changed write variables yet, so feedback is always welcomes. =p

on *:text:*bye*:#: {
  set %goodbye $calc( $readini( goodbye.ini, $address($nick,2), Bye ) +1 ) | writeini goodbye.ini $address($nick,2) Bye %goodbye | unset %goodbye
  msg $chan Hasta la vista, $nick $+ .
  .timer 1 2 msg $chan 6This is the3 $ord($readini(goodbye.ini, $address($nick,2), Bye)) 6 time that 3 $nick 6 has announced a departure on $server $+ .
}

on *:text:Let's have sex, %nickhere*:#: {
  set %hump $calc( $readini( sex.ini, $address($nick,2), Sex ) +1 ) | writeini sex.ini $address($nick,2) Sex %hump | unset %hump
  msg $chan Yes please, $nick $+ .
  .timer 1 2 describe $chan humps $nick furiously!
  .timer 1 4 msg $chan 6This is the3 $ord($readini(sex.ini, $address($nick,2), Sex)) 6 time that 3 $nick 6 has been humped on $server $+ .
}