TalkingBot is an easy to use bot that will say a response when someone says something. It also has commands like !op and !deop.

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; TalkingBot
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;The TalkingBot Project is available for free to everyone for use in every channel. It can be used under any nick. We have put all of the cool talkings we can think of.
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;This bot does not have any advertisements. But you can say the TalkingBot information if you would like, but that's entirely optional.
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;TalkingBot talks with /me. It cannot be changed to /say, because you can not use /say in a remote event.
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;TalkingBot does not just do talking! It does a lot more than just talking.
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ON 1:TEXT:Hello*:#:/me Hello $nick , how are you today?
ON 1:TEXT:Hello:#:/me Hello $nick , how are you today?
ON 1:TEXT:Hi*:#:/me Hello $nick , how are you today?
ON 1:TEXT:Hi:#:/me Hello $nick , how are you today?
ON 1:TEXT:/s e n d*:#:/me Hmm... what is that?
ON 1:TEXT:*/s e n d*:#:/me Hmm... what is that?
ON 1:TEXT:*/s e n d:#:/me Hmm... what is that?
ON 1:TEXT:Have fun!:#:/me You all have fun, too!
ON 1:TEXT:Have fun*:#:/me You all have fun, too!
ON 1:TEXT:Have fun!*:#:/me You all have fun, too!
ON 1:TEXT:*Have fun!:#:/me You all have fun, too!
ON 1:TEXT:*Have fun!*:#:/me You all have fun, too!
ON 1:TEXT:*Have fun*:#:/me You all have fun, too!
ON 1:TEXT:fish:#:/me Big fish eat -- little fish!
ON 1:TEXT:*fish:#:/me Big fish eat -- little fish!
ON 1:TEXT:*fish*:#:/me Big fish eat -- little fish!
ON 1:TEXT:fish*:#:/me Big fish eat -- little fish!
ON 1:TEXT:whale:#:/me A whale of a time!
ON 1:TEXT:whale*:#:/me A whale of a time!
ON 1:TEXT:*whale:#:/me A whale of a time!
ON 1:TEXT:*whale*:#:/me A whale of a time!
ON 1:TEXT:sea:#:/me A sea change!
ON 1:TEXT:sea*:#:/me A sea change!
ON 1:TEXT:*sea*:#:/me A sea change!
ON 1:TEXT:*sea:#:/me A sea change!
ON 1:TEXT:cast:#:/me Cast a long shadow!
ON 1:TEXT:cast*:#:/me Cast a long shadow!
ON 1:TEXT:*cast*:#:/me Cast a long shadow!
ON 1:TEXT:*cast:#:/me Cast a long shadow!
ON 1:TEXT:chips:#:/me Chips with everything!!
ON 1:TEXT:*chips:#:/me Chips with everything!!
ON 1:TEXT:*chips*:#:/me Chips with everything!!
ON 1:TEXT:chips*:#:/me Chips with everything!!
ON 1:TEXT:catch:#:/me I'll catch you later!!
ON 1:TEXT:*catch:#:/me I'll catch you later!!
ON 1:TEXT:*catch*:#:/me I'll catch you later!!
ON 1:TEXT:catch*:#:/me I'll catch you later!!
ON 1:TEXT:fishing:#:/me I'm fishing out for compliments!
ON 1:TEXT:*fishing:#:/me I'm fishing out for compliments!
ON 1:TEXT:*fishing*:#:/me I'm fishing out for compliments!
ON 1:TEXT:fishing*:#:/me I'm fishing out for compliments!
ON 1:TEXT:bait:#:/me It's jail bait time now!
ON 1:TEXT:*bait:#:/me It's jail bait time now!
ON 1:TEXT:bait*:#:/me It's jail bait time now!
ON 1:TEXT:*bait*:#:/me It's jail bait time now!
ON 1:TEXT:rod:#:/me It's time to rule with a rod of some irons now!
ON 1:TEXT:*rod:#:/me It's time to rule with a rod of some irons now!
ON 1:TEXT:rod*:#:/me It's time to rule with a rod of some irons now!
ON 1:TEXT:*rod*:#:/me It's time to rule with a rod of some irons now!
ON 1:TEXT:swim:#:/me Slink or swim!!
ON 1:TEXT:*swim:#:/me Slink or swim!!
ON 1:TEXT:*swim*:#:/me Slink or swim!!
ON 1:TEXT:swim*:#:/me Slink or swim!!
ON 1:TEXT:eel:#:/me It's as slippery as an eel! Don't try it!
ON 1:TEXT:*eel:#:/me It's as slippery as an eel! Don't try it!
ON 1:TEXT:eel*:#:/me It's as slippery as an eel! Don't try it!
ON 1:TEXT*eel*:#:/me It's as slippery as an eel! Don't try it!
ON 1:TEXT:swimmin:#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:swimmin*:#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:*swimmin:#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:*swimmin*:#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:swimmin':#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:*swimmin':#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:*swimmin'*:#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:swimmin'*:#:/me I'm swimmin' 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:swimming:#:/me I'm swimming 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:swimming*:#:/me I'm swimming 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:*swimming:#:/me I'm swimming 'round the ocean!
ON 1:TEXT:*swimming*:#:/me I'm swimming 'round the ocean!

ON *:TEXT:!op:#: {
    if ($nick isop $chan) {
       mode $chan +o $2
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:!deop:#: {
    if ($nick isop $chan) {
       mode $chan -o $2
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:!voice:#: {
    if ($nick isop $chan) {
       mode $chan +v $2
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:!devoice:#: {
    if ($nick isop $chan) {
       mode $chan -v $2
  }
}

ON *:TEXT:!moderate:#: {
    if ($nick isop $chan) {
       mode $chan +m
  }
}