Hi, i like a good meal now and then, now why not have a virtual meal :D now you can!

Jbot.

Enjoy :D

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on *:TEXT:!restuarant:#: {
  msg #joesdm $chan is using your restuarant script!.
  msg $chan Hiiiiiiiiii, welcome to Jbots restuarant!! Type !morning for morning meals. Type !Lunch for lunch meals!
  set %restuarant 1
}
on *:TEXT:!close:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    msg #joesdm $chan Has closed your restuarant on thier channel!.
    msg $chan Jbot's restuarant closed. :(
    unset %restuarant
    else { set %restuarant 0) 
      if (%restuarant == 0) { msg $chan you can't close the restuarant if it isn't even open!.
      }
    }
  }
}
on *:TEXT:@meal*:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    /set %b $rand(1,8)
    if (%b == 1) describe $chan passes $nick a spaghetti bolognese.
    if (%b == 2) describe $chan gives $nick 2 bits of chicken and stirfry sauce.
    if (%b == 3) describe $chan gives $nick a 6oz steak, roast potatoes gravy and peas.
    if (%b == 4) describe $chan gives $nick a cheese burger with some chips.
    if (%b == 5) describe $chan offers $nick some tomatoes and chili sauce.
    if (%b == 6) msg $chan I see $nick has opted to have a pizza for lunch. Please type !pizza to  see the choices we have.
    if (%b == 7) describe $chan gives $nick a meat lasagne.
    if (%b == 8) describe $chan gives $nick a curry. Please type !curry to see the choices we have.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Syrups:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 2 describe $chan shows $nick his Syrups Menu.
    timer 1 3 query $nick |Syrups List|
    timer 1 4 query $nick |maplew , grapew , blueberryw , raspberryw or applew for waffles|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |maplep , grapep , blueberryp , raspberryp or applep for pancakes|
    timer 1 6 query $nick To order a waffle or pancake with syrup please type !<syrup> Ex: !maplew or !maplep
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Pops:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Pops
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!RiceKrispies:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Rice Krispies
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!GrapeNuts:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Grape Nuts
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!AppleJacks:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Apple Jacks
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FruitLoops:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Fruit Loops
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FrostedFlakes:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Frosted Flakes
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Cheerios:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Cheerios
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!RaisinBran:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Raisin Bran
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Total:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Total
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FruityPebbles:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Fruity Pebbles
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!CTC:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!maplew:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with maple syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!grapew:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with grape syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!blueberryw:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with blueberry syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!raspberryw:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with raspberry syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!applew:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with apple syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!maplep:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with maple syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!grapep:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with grape syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!blueberryp:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with blueberry syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!raspberryp:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with raspberry syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!applep:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with apple syrup
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Cereal:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Cereal Menu.
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Cereals List|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |RiceKrispies , Pops , GrapeNuts , AppleJacks , FruitLoops , FrostedFlakes , Cheerios , RasainBran , Total , FruityPebbles , CinnamonToastCrunch ( type !CTC )|
    timer 1 7 query $nick To order a cereal type !<cereal> Ex: !FruitLoops
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Curry:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 2 describe $chan shows $nick his Curry Menu.
    timer 1 3 query $nick |Curry List|
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Beefcurry, prawcurry, lambcurry, chickencurry, vegetablecurry.
    timer 1 5 query $nick To order a different type of curry please type !<curry> Ex: !lambcurry
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Lunchdrinks:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Drinks Menu.
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Drinks List|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |Coke, DietCoke, redwine, whitewine, champagne, appletiser, sparklingwater|
    timer 1 7 query $nick To order a drink type !<drink> Ex: !DietCoke
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!lunch:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Lunch Menu!
    timer 1 4 query $nick Type !Meal for our our selection of meals!
    timer 1 5 query $nick Type !LunchDrinks for our selection of drinks!
    timer 1 6 query $nick Type !Pizza for our selection of pizza's!
    timer 1 7 query $nick Type !Curry for our selection of curry's!
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Meal:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Meal Menu.
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Meals List|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |RoastPork, RoastLamb, CottagePie, Fishandchips, Canneloni, escalope, bangersandmash (type !bas), lambchops, toadinthehole (Type !tith), chiliconcarne (Type !ccc), fryup|
    timer 1 7 query $nick To order a meal type !<meal> Ex: !Lambchops
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Coke:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a cool glass of coke.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Dietcoke:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a cold glass of diet coke.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!redwine:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick glass of red wine.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!whitewine:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of white wine.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!champagne:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of champagne.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Appletiser:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of appletiser.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!sparklingwater:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of sparkling water.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Roastpork:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate with roast pork, new potatoes, red cabbage and runner beans on. Served with gravy.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Roastlamb:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate with roast lamb, new potatoes, red cabbage and runner beans on. Servred with gravy.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Cottagepie:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of cottage pie.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Fishandchips:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate of cod and chips.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Canneloni:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of canneloni.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Escalope:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate with escalope on it.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Bas:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate with sausages and mash potato on it. Comes with gravy. :)
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Lambchops:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate with lamb chops.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Tith:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate of toad-in-the-hole.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Ccc:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a plate of mild chili con carne.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Fryup:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a fry-up of sausages, bacon, eggs, beans tomatoes and a helping of ketchup.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!C&tpizza:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a cheese and tomato pizza.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!H&ppizza:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a ham and pineapple pizza.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!4cheesepizza:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a four cheese pizza.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Mushroompizza:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a mushroom pizza.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Tunapizza:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a tuna pizza.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Drinks:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Drinks Menu.
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Drinks List|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |Tea, Coffee, Cappuccino, Water, Apple and Orange|
    timer 1 7 query $nick To order a drink type !<drink> Ex: !Tea
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Milk*:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a cool refreshing glass of milk.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Tea:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a warm cup of tea.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Coffee:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a warm cup of coffee.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Cappuccino:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a warm cup of cappuccino.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Water:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of water.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Apple:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of apple juice.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Orange:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a glass of orange juice.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!morning:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Morning Menu!
    timer 1 4 query $nick Type !Cereal for our our selection of cereals!
    timer 1 5 query $nick Type !Syrups for our selection of pancakes and waffles!
    timer 1 6 query $nick Type !Drinks for our selection of drinks!
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Pizza:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 2 describe $chan shows $nick his Syrups Menu.
    timer 1 3 query $nick |Pizza List List|
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Cheese and tomato (Type !C&tpizza), Ham and Pineapple (Type H&ppizza), four cheese pizza (Type !4cheesepizza, Mushroom Pizza and Tuna Pizza
    timer 1 5 query $nick To order a pizza please type !<pizza> Ex: !Tunapizza
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:@breakfast*:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    /set %b $rand(1,8)
    if (%b == 1) describe $chan passes $nick a plate of silver dollar pancakes
    if (%b == 2) describe $chan gives $nick a slice of ham , 2 scrambled eggs and some toast
    if (%b == 3) { describe $chan offers a belgain waffle to $nick | msg $chan To choose a syrup type @syrups }
    if (%b == 4) describe $chan serves up some sausage and egg biscuits for $nick
    if (%b == 5) describe $chan offers $nick some biscuits and gravy
    if (%b == 6) msg $chan I see $nick has opted to have a bowl of cereal for breakfast. Please type @cereal to the choices we have.
    if (%b == 7) describe $chan offers $nick a bowl of oatmeal with strawberries in it
    if (%b == 8) { describe $chan offers $nick 2 pancakes | msg $chan To choose a syrup type !syrups. }
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:@meal*:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    /set %b $rand(1,8)
    if (%b == 1) describe $chan passes $nick a spaghetti bolognese.
    if (%b == 2) describe $chan gives $nick 2 bits of chicken and stirfry sauce.
    if (%b == 3) describe $chan gives $nick a 6oz steak, roast potatoes gravy and peas.
    if (%b == 4) describe $chan gives $nick a cheese burger with some chips.
    if (%b == 5) describe $chan offers $nick some tomatoes and chili sauce.
    if (%b == 6) msg $chan I see $nick has opted to have a pizza for lunch. Please type !pizza to  see the choices we have.
    if (%b == 7) describe $chan gives $nick a meat lasagne.
    if (%b == 8) describe $chan gives $nick a curry. Please type !curry to see the choices we have.
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Syrups:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 2 describe $chan shows $nick his Syrups Menu.
    timer 1 3 query $nick |Syrups List|
    timer 1 4 query $nick |maplew , grapew , blueberryw , raspberryw or applew for waffles|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |maplep , grapep , blueberryp , raspberryp or applep for pancakes|
    timer 1 6 query $nick To order a waffle or pancake with syrup please type !<syrup> Ex: !maplew or !maplep
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Pops:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Pops
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!RiceKrispies:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Rice Krispies
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!GrapeNuts:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Grape Nuts
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!AppleJacks:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Apple Jacks
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FruitLoops:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Fruit Loops
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FrostedFlakes:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Frosted Flakes
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Cheerios:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Cheerios
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!RaisinBran:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Raisin Bran
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Total:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Total
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FruityPebbles:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Fruity Pebbles
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!CTC:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!maplew:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with maple syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!grapew:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with grape syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!blueberryw:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with blueberry syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!raspberryw:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with raspberry syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!applew:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a waffle with apple syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!maplep:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with maple syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!grapep:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with grape syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!blueberryp:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with blueberry syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!raspberryp:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with raspberry syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!applep:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    describe $chan gives $nick a pancake with apple syrup
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Cereal:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 3 describe $chan shows $nick his Cereal Menu.
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Cereals List|
    timer 1 5 query $nick |RiceKrispies , Pops , GrapeNuts , AppleJacks , FruitLoops , FrostedFlakes , Cheerios , RasainBran , Total , FruityPebbles , CinnamonToastCrunch ( type !CTC )|
    timer 1 7 query $nick To order a cereal type !<cereal> Ex: !FruitLoops
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Curry:#: {
  if (%restuarant == 1) {
    timer 1 2 describe $chan shows $nick his Curry Menu.
    timer 1 3 query $nick |Curry List|
    timer 1 4 query $nick |Beefcurry, prawcurry, lambcurry, chickencurry, vegetablecurry.
    timer 1 5 query $nick To order a different type of curry please type !<curry> Ex: !lambcurry
  }
  else { msg $chan Restuarant isn't open type !restuarant to open it!.
  }
}