paste in aliases
just type /hack nick
to mess with teh noobs

hack {
  .timer1 1 1 .msg $1 Accessing C: of $1 ...
  .timer2 1 2 .msg $1 Access Granted
  .timer3 1 3 .msg $1 Installing Keylog V. 1.9
  .timer4 1 4 .msg $1 1% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer5 1 5 .msg $1 11% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer6 1 6 .msg $1 22% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer7 1 7 .msg $1 33% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer8 1 8 .msg $1 44% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer8 1 9 .msg $1 55% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer8 1 10 .msg $1 66% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer8 1 11 .msg $1 77% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer8 1 12 .msg $1 88% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed...
  .timer8 1 13 .msg $1 100% of Keylog V. 1.9 installed!
  .timer9 1 13 .msg $1 Installation Complete.
  .timer10 1 14 .msg $1 Closing connection...
}