just type the command and replace my name with yours

on *:TEXT:!HPK *:#:{ 
  if ($nick == Sephiroth1n6) {
    inc %hotvar 
    kick $chan $2 4,1WHY YOU SO STUPID!YOU NO HUNGRY FOR KICK!YOU HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKET!!! :: 1,4 %hotvar people have been hungry for kick 
  }  
  else { 
    .notice $nick i do believe you are not Der_MeIsTeR
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!HPB *:#:{ 
  if ($nick == Sephiroth1n6) { 
    inc %hbanvar 
    ban $chan $2 4,1WHY YOU SO STUPID!YOU NO HUNGRY FOR BAN!YOU HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKET!!! :: 1,4 %hbanvar people have been hungry for ban               
  }  
  else { 
    .notice $nick i do believe you are not Der_MeIsTeR
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!HPUB *:#:{ 
  if ($nick == Sephiroth1n6) {
    ban -r $chan $2 
  }
  else { 
    .notice $nick i do believe you are not Der_MeIsTeR
  }  
}
on *:TEXT:!HPKB *:#:{
  if ($nick == Sephiroth1n6) {
    inc %123xvar
    ban -k $chan $2 4,1WHY YOU SO STUPID!YOU NO HUNGRY FOR KICK-BAN!YOU HUNGRY FOR HOT POCKET!!! ::  %123xvar people have been hungry for kick-ban
  }
  else {
    .notice $nick i do believe you are not Der_MeIsTeR
  }
}