This is a fun/stupid kick script I made, it may be glitchy, but some people find it funny :D

On *:Text:!Toss*:#:{ 
  set %1 $ialchan($nick,$Chan,1)
  set %2 $ialchan($2,$Chan,1)
  if ($2 ison $Chan) && (%1 >= %2) && ($2 != $Me) && ($3- != $Null) { kick $Chan $2 4*Tosses you out* $Nick says: 12" $+ $3- $+ " }
  if ($2 ison $Chan) && (%1 >= %2) && ($2 != $Me) && ($3- = $Null) { kick $Chan $2 4*Tosses you out* }
  elseif ($2 !ison $Chan) && ($2 != $Null) { .notice $Nick That person is not on here! }
  elseif (%2 !<= %1) && ($2 != $Me) { .Notice $Nick That person has more status than you! }
  elseif ($ialchan($Me,$Chan,1) !< %2) && ($2 != $Null) { .Notice $Nick I have less status than he/she does! }
  elseif ($2 = $me) { .Notice $Nick I cannot kick myself! }
  elseif ($2 = $Null) && ($ailchan($me,$Chan,1) >= %2) { kick $Chan $Nick 4*Tosses you out* }
}