Type !8b and then the question. Plain and simple.

Btw; do me a favor and flame me because this is the 4834735634743453425365th 8ball script.

I don't like colors or design. Keeps it nice, clean, and easy on the eyes if you have a modified color-box.

Includes:
-Spam Kick
//6 lines in 10 seconds.
-Specific word triggers
//So that when someone asks "How do you make pie?" the bot doesn't go saying Yes.
-18 outputs

on *:text:*:#:{
  if ($1 == !8b) {
    inc -u10 %spam. [ $+ [ $nick ] ]
    if (%spam. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == 6) { msg $chan $+ $nick $+ , stop spamming Eightball! You can resume Eightball in ten seconds. } halt
    if (%spam. [ $+ [ $nick ] ] == 8) { KICK $chan $nick Spam! } halt
    set %a.b $rand(1,18) {
      if (!$2) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ - What? I can't hear you. (Syntax: !8b (question)) } halt
      if (why isin $2) { msg $chan  $nick  Why? Why would I know? } halt
      if (. isin $2) { msg $chan  $nick  Ask a question?  } halt
      if (who isin $2) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ - Define who? } halt
      if (what isin $2) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  What're you talking about? } halt
      if (when isin $2) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  I feel a bit deaf, sorry. } halt
      if (how isin $2) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Eightballs can't answer 'how' questions! } halt
      if ($2 == ?) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  I don't see what you're asking. } halt
      if (gay isin $2-) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Don't ask me questions like that! } halt
      if (**** isin $2-) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Don't ask me questions like that! } halt
      if (fuck isin $2-) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Don't ask me questions like that! } halt
      if (noob isin $2-) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Don't ask me questions like that! } halt
      else {
        if (%a.b == 1) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  ..... Maybe.. }
        if (%a.b == 2) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  Sure, lets go with that. }
        if (%a.b == 3) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  Of course not, what were you thinking? }
        if (%a.b == 4) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  No.. Stop asking me stupid questions! }
        if (%a.b == 5) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  You're funny. }
        if (%a.b == 6) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  NO DUH! }
        if (%a.b == 7) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  What'd you eat for lunch? }
        if (%a.b == 8) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  Argh! 8ball stuck! }
        if (%a.b == 9) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  Yes. }
        if (%a.b == 10) { MSG $CHAN - $+ $nick $+ -  ROBOTS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD! }
        if (%a.b == 11) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  You want the truth? Well, guess what? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH! MWAHAHAHA }
        if (%a.b == 12) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Ask another time. }
        if (%a.b == 13) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  No. }
        if (%a.b == 14) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  I don't know! }
        if (%a.b == 15) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Of course!! }
        if (%a.b == 16) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Maybe, if the sky were in a coma. }
        if (%a.b == 17) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Once in a blue moon. }
        if (%a.b == 18) { msg $chan - $+ $nick $+ -  Yes, no, maybe so. }
        unset %a.b
        halt
      }
    }
  }
}