this is a modified version of Zer0Velocity's greet script
this one you can have a random reply having a
morning.txt looking like this
msg $chan good morning $nick
put in your mirc directory in a folder named greets
on *:JOIN:#: {
if ($asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 05:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 11:59:59) {
set %timeofday morning
}
if ($asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 12:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 16:59:59) {
set %timeofday afternoon
}
if ($asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 17:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 23:59:59) {
set %timeofday evening
}
if ($asctime(HH:nn:ss) >= 00:00:00 && $asctime(HH:nn:ss) <= 04:59:59) {
set %timeofday night
}
$read($+($mircdir,greets $+ %timeofday $+ .txt))
halt
}