This is a kewl script to tell people facts about runescape!...

First copy the first small line to a .mrc or .ini file then copy the rest to a file entitled rsfact.txt

When somebody says
!rsfact
Your bot or whatever will tell them an interesting runescape fact such as

If you use a herring on a tree it says "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest"If you use a herring on the Grand Tree it says "It cannot be done" This is a copyoff from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail in which the Knights who say NI will only let King Arthur pass if he cuts down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

They're usually not that long, here's another example...

1. There are no Mining SHOPS above ground.

Again, alike my other script, very simple but this one is actually used a lot by other people when my bot is in the channel!

/////Copy following line to .ini or .mrc file\\\\\

on *:text:!rsfact*:#:{ notice $nick $read(rsfact.txt)) } }

/////In mirc type /write rsfact.txt
Then type /run rsfact.txt
And copy all of the following into it...\\\\\

1.  The Initiate plate is called a platemail while every other plate is called a platebody
2. The Statue at the fork north of Fally looks the same as the Statue of Baxtorian from the Waterfall Quest.
3. Weapons up to rune have a solid gold handle while dragon weapons have a grey, stone handle
4. There is a picture of the Silverlight on the Anti-Dragonfire shield
5. When searching bails of hay or piles of hay, it is possible to find a needle.
6. Guards that can't be attacked wield halberds, while guards that can wield swords
7. Arrows always hit the target at a set height (no higher, no lower) no matter how high or low the target is
8. When smithing, the armour that you make weighs more than the bars you used to make it
9. All random event whirlpools swirl counter-clockwise
10. The bone spear is like a halberd, yet you can wield a shield with it
11. You don't have any fingers
12. Many two handed weapons when using stab will be used in one hand.
13. The Duelling Arena hospital room doesn't have any glass in the window
14. There are 82 Cabbages in the Lumbridge Cabbage Field
15. When using a sextant, when you move square-by-square, each square are intervals of 2 minutes
16. After eating many cabbages they start tasting ok
17. Items dropped take two minutes to disappear
18. Black Demons stand exactly 2 times as tall as a player's character
19. Barrows brothers have Pink Legend capes
20. You can not stop yourself from smithing when you start smithing 5 or 10
21. When an object or NPC is directly NE, NW, SW or SE it will say, "I can't reach that"
22. Bows and Granite Mauls are held in the wrong hand
23. When wielding a P2P wep in a F2P world you can punch or kick with it
24. Pumpkins heal 14hp
25. If your Public Chat is "Off" you can see Player Mods chat
26. On many skills the animation goes faster than the text
27. Darts are the fastest weapon in the game
28. You don't have eyes, they are black lines
29. If you die with a skirt and legs, you keep the skirt
30. Low alches only have 1 gold poof thing, high alches have 3
31. When you high alch while your cannon is spinning, it stops spinning until you finish alching
32. When you log in you are always looking south
33. When you eat an onion it says, "It's always sad to see a grown man/woman cry"
34. When you try to high alch coins, it says that coins are already made of gold. Yet, when you high alch gold bars it doesn't
35. When using a sextant in the Air Runecrafting alter, you will find that the altar is in level 56 wilderness
36. Player animation are done one body part at a time
37. The exp which would be needed for level 100 is exactly 14,391,160
38. Burthorpe stairs going down to the game room are backwards
39. You are allowed to bring a bazooka and a knife onto Entrana, but you are strictly forbidden from bringing a glove
40. Super strong poison only does up to a 6 from poison
41. A black-jack has a chance of stunning an opponent
42. Sickles don't give an attack bonus when wielded
43. Your character complains a lot during member quests
44. You can trade Gabooty while wearing a mask, but you can't talk to him normally
45. Normal snakes drop bones, but bush snakes only drop their skin. You'd think that the bush snakes would drop bones too...
46. Chickens cannot kill you, no matter what
47. Chickens cannot kill you, no matter what
48. Coffin examines to "I see dead people"
49. After you talk to a NPC he always turns to face you until someone else interacts with him
50. Fastest time you will get fish is one per 2 secs
51. If you follow someone, then teleport out, your character still follows it
52. If you have a poison/disease and you will switch worlds to a f2p world, the poison/disease will still take effect
53. When a big fish will spit out your fishing gear, you character will automatically try to go at the moved fishing spot without the gear
54. If you set up a barricade in the Castle Wars waiting room, it will be still counted as the team's total barricades
55. Rake head will fly faster than axe/pickaxe heads
56. Zamorak, Azzandra, Hazeel, Zemouregal and Lucien are in the same tribe
57. Runes are now at a different model as those was before
58. Only Death Rune spawn is in the Feldip Hills
59. Runescape has 40 farming patches in total
60. There are 3 ruins in Wilderness
61. If you walk five steps north, eleven steps west, and thirteen steps north from the Draynor Village bank first booth, you will find a dock leaf plant
62. Every items' top is facing north when dropped
63. When you activate an enchanted stone (slayer communicator thing) you turn east
64. If you stand near a sheep and it baas, you can hear it
65. A farm near Varrock has sheep that are always sheared
66. For some odd reason, even if basilisks are a bit higher that your level, they don't attack u (I think)
67. Gloves in rs2 technically aren't gloves, they are mittens (gloves have fingers)
68. The mad mage in the dragon slayer maze part summons cabbages
69. There used to be pit scorpions with the king scorpions in the Dwarven mines during early rs2 days, but they took them out
70. You eat everything in three bites
71. some people hold their staffs strait up some hold them with a slight angle
72. when drinking something you bite it three times
73. when using a long range attack (arrows darts knives axes and javelins) you get 1.5 range and 1.5 defence xp (makes training range and defence better)
74. Vannaka(on tutorial island) has a 2h sword AND a shield
75. An aggressive monster will stop being aggressive after you are more than twice its level
76. When you shoot arrows, they disappear 20% of the time
77. When Running you go ten squares in one second and When Walking you go four squares in one second
78. After being in a monsters territory and killing them for a certain amount of time, they will no longer be aggressive
79. The first option for pineapples and watermelons is eat but you can't
80. When lighting fire, you always move one square to the west
81. no Runescape person has a mouth just look its weird either u beard covers it or u just don't have one
82. Infernal Mages drop 2 different pieces of Mystic Robe
83. You cannot take a cannon into the slayer dungeon or tower because of "dark forces"
84. You get "tired" from taking the Shilo Village-Brimhaven cart ride
85. Nechrayels spawn level 46 undead. You need 80 slayer to kill nechrayels, but only 1 to kill the Undead
86. Falling off Baxtorian Falls does 8 damage
87. Examine the rope you tie to the rock when going to the waterfall. It says "Rope" with no period
88. When the Ghosts Ahoy quest came out, you could examine the wall top in the ectoplasm chamber. It was called "ahoy_tomb_wall_top" with underscores, and the examine was just the same
89. When the Mountain Daughter quest came out, you could examine the rope that you used to get into the village. It was something like "mountain daughter rope" with a number or two
90. In Castle wars, you can put barricades on your walls, except for the far side
91. In the south Ardougne bank, you can bank at the closed booth by selecting "bank" banker. This works at many other banks too
92. If you are fighting a team or many monsters, and you are standing in non-multi combat while your opponents are in multi combat, you can still be attacked by all of them
93. You cannot set up Castle wars barricades in the doorways of the side doors.
94. You cannot set a barricade right outside the energy barrier in castle wars, but you can set one right inside
95. If you die in the castle wars waiting room, you just respawn in a different place in the waiting room
96. You can only set up a barricade in the waiting room with 5 or less minutes until the next game
97. Cabbages picked from Draynor manor "taste slightly better than normal" and boost your defence by one level temporarily
98. Looking through a sextant, the position is random every time. It doesn't follow a set pattern
99. When private messaging a player mod, when you are receiving a message there is a silver crown
100. When you examine a maple tree it says I bet this will make good syrup
101. The only place in the whole of Runescape you see Cyclops is ardy zoo
102. When examining overgrown cats it says A not so little cat
103. The closed trapdoor below the anvils at north of Varrock farm when you try and open it says nothing interesting happens
104. There not a single proper toilet in Runescape
105. If you examine normal gloves it says These will keep my hands warm but ice gloves say these will keep my hands cold
106. If you die and have a freeze condition, you are still frozen for a few seconds
107. If you die and lose some hp or skill levels due to poison or a disease at the exact same second, you still lose the hp or stats
108. If you gain experience and are in the high scores, your name on the high scores doesn't get updated until you log out
109. You cannot telegrab an item if you are standing on the wall by the lobby in castle wars if the item is actually in castle wars
110. There are 3 audience members in the mime theatre, and they are said to be Saradomin, Zamorak, and Guthix (this seems possible, as they are wearing the right colours, and nobody knows how to get to the mime theatre besides the mysterious man, and the mime)
1. When you equip The Elemental Shield it "matter-materializes", yet when unequipped it dose nothing.

2. When cooking a full load of lobsters, your weight decreases by 2kg by the time you've finished.

3. You get sap from evergreen trees, but not maple ones. Have you ever heard of evergreen syrup?

4. When you die with 3 Bronze Daggers and 3 Christmas Crackers, you keep the 3 Bronze Daggers.

5. Eating a lobster will only take 2 Seconds.

6. An aggressive monster will stop being aggressive after you are more than twice its level.

7. When you shoot arrows, they disappear 20% of the time.

8. When Running you go ten squares in one second.

9. When Walking you go four squares in one second.

10. After being in a monsters territory and killing them for a certain amount of time, they will no longer be aggressive.

11. The first option for pineapples and watermelons is eat but you can't.

12. When lighting fire, you always move one square to the west.

13. The Statue at the fork north of Falador looks the same as the Statue of Baxtorian from the Waterfall Quest.

14. The Initiate plate is called a platemail while every other plate is called a platebody.

15. Weapons up to rune have a solid gold handle while dragon weapons have a grey, stone handle.

16. There is a picture of the Silverlight on the Anti-Dragonfire shield.

17. When searching bails of hay or piles of hay, it is possible to find a needle.

18. Guards that can't be attacked wield halberds, while guards that can wield swords.

19. Arrows always hit the person in the heart, no matter where the arrow was aimed.

20. When smithing, the armour that you make weighs more than the bars you used to make it.

21. All random event whirlpools swirl counter-clockwise.

22. The bone spear is like a halberd, yet you can wield a shield with it.

23. When an object or NPC is directly NE, NW, SW or SE it will say, "I can't reach that."

24. Bows and Granite Mauls are held in the wrong hand.

25. When wielding a P2P weapon in a F2P world you can punch or kick with it.

26. Pumpkins heal 14hp.

27. On many skills the animation goes faster than the text.

28. Darts are the fastest weapon in the game.

29. You don't have eyes, they are black lines.

30. If you die with a skirt and legs, you keep the skirt.

31. Low alching only have 1 gold poof thing, high alching have 3.

32. When you high alch while your cannon is spinning, it stops spinning until you finish alching.

33. When you log in you are always looking south.

34. When you eat an onion it says, "It's always sad to see a grown man/woman cry."

35. When an object or NPC is directly NE, NW, SW or SE it will say, "I can't reach that."

36. You can find a Cycolpse at Ardougn Zoo and in the Warriors Guild

37. When you try to high alch coins, it says that coins are already made of gold. Yet, when you high alch gold bars it doesn't.

38. When using a sextant in the Air Runecrafting alter, you will find that the altar is in level 56 wilderness.

39. Player animation are done one body part at a time.

40. The exp which would be needed for level 100 is exactly 14,391,160.

41. Burthrope stairs going down to the game room are backwards.

42. You are allowed to bring a bazooka and a knife onto entrena, but you are strictly forbidden from bringing a glove.

43. When your character talks in a text box, his/her head moves from side to side a bit.

44. Super strong poison only does up to a 6 from poison.

45. Your character complains a lot during member quests.

46. You can trade Gabooty while wearing a mask, but you can't talk to him normally.

47. Chickens cannot kill you, no matter what

48. A dragon chain alchs for 150k!

49. After you talk to a NPC he always turns to face you until someone else interacts with him

50. If you stand near a sheep and it baas, you can hear it

51. A farm near arrack has sheep that are always sheared.

52. Of the three monsters in the Smokey well, only 1 auto-attacks you (fire giants)

53. Only 1 of the slayer monsters auto-attacks you, Aberrant Spectres

54. Infernal Mages drop 2 different pieces of Mystic Robe.

55. You cannot take a cannon into the slayer dungeon or tower because of "dark forces"

56. You get "tired" from taking the Shilo Village-Brimhaven cart ride.

57. Falling off Baxtorian Falls does 8 damage.

58. Examine the rope you tie to the rock when going to the waterfall. It says "Rope" with no period.

59. The Dragon scimitar special attack, if it works, still prevents the target from using protect prayers even if they weren't when the special occurred.

60. In the south Ardounge bank, you can bank at the closed booth by selecting "bank" banker. This works at many other banks too.

61. If you are fighting a team or many monsters, and you are standing in non-multi combat while your opponents are in multi combat, you can still be attacked by all of them.

62. You cannot set up Castlewars barricades in the doorways of the side doors, but you can set one up on either side of that square for the same effect.

63. You cannot set a barricade right outside the energy barrier in castlewars, but you can set one right inside.

64. If you die in the castle wars waiting room, you just respawn in a different place in the waiting room.

65. You can only set up a barricade in the waiting room with 5 or less minutes until the next game.

66. You can't post more than 10 times in 5 minutes on the forums.

67. Cabbages picked from draynor manor "taste slightly better than normal" and boost your defence by one level temporarily.

68. Looking through a sextant, the position is random every time. It doesn't follow a set pattern.

68. When preaching from prayer books, other players cannot see your preaching in the chat box.

70. When private messaging a player mod, when you are receiving a message there is a silver crown, though when you send a message there isn't one there.

71. Jagex's default drop table for a monster is bones 100% of the time and no other drops. By default, the monster is also non aggressive.

72. If you die and have a freeze condition, you are still frozen for a few seconds.

73. If you die and lose some hp or skill levels due to poison or a disease at the exact same second, you still lose the hp or stats.

74. If you gain experience and are in the high scores, your name on the high scores doesn't get updated until you log out.

75. If you are in castle wars by your teammates and you die when you have retribution on, you explode like normally. However, only enemies get hit by the explosion. But you still try to hit your teammate, as it says "Saradomin/Zamorak won't let you attack you

76. You cannot telegrab an item if you are standing on the wall by the lobby in castle wars if the item is actually in castle wars.

77. There are 3 audience members in the mime theatre, and they are said to be Saradomin, Zamorak, and Guthix (this seems possible, as they are wearing the right colours, and nobody knows how to get to the mime theatre besides the mysterious man, and the mime)

78. When you examine a maple tree it says I bet this will make good syrup.-If someone closes the do before while you walk through it you walk through the solid door.

79. There are only 3 bankers with names in Runescape. The one in Burg de Rott and the one in the Warriors Guild and Emerald Benedict. All of the others are simply called Banker.

80. There not a single proper toilet in RUNESCAPE. Only baths.

81. If you examine normal gloves it says These will keep my hands warm but ice gloves say these will keep my hands cold.

82. Most/npcs that you can interact with have their name in yellow text.

83. Dragon halberds have a red point at the end opposite the blade; regular halberds don't have a point at all.

84. You can swim in a river (due to a failed agility obstacle) with metal armour without trouble.

85. Black Demons stand exactly 2 times as tall as a player's character.

86. Barrows brothers have Legend capes.

87. You can not stop yourself from smithing when you start smithing 5 or 10.

88. In the quest Wanted! your character says, "Dude."

89. The Edgeville dungeon slayer master has Steel Plate legs, a Steel Two-Hander and Dragon Square.

90. You don't have any fingers.

91. Many two handed weapons when using stab will be used in one hand.

92. The Duelling Arena hospital room doesn't have any glass in the window.

93. There are 82 Cabbages in the Lumbridge Cabbage Field.

94. When using a sextant, when you move square-by-square, each square are intervals of 2 minutes.

95. You can climb down broken ladders in the Dark Knights' Fortress, but not up.

96. Ice warriors change colour when they attack.

97. Dragon Square high alchs for 180k, but, the Dragon Chain only alchs for only 150k.

98. At Barrows, you can go to the chest and get a reward without killing any monsters.

99. If you high alch while being attacked the damage doesn't show until after alching.

100. The gate in to The Legends Guild is made out of pure Mithril.

101. When you attack female villagers of Canifis without Wolfsbane, when they transform into a werewolf, their skirts change into pants.

102. When you fill a druid pouch, the most powerful "nature's harvests" get placed in it first.

104. The Sinclair mansion in Seer's is smaller then the "Mansion" in Falador.

105. The Duel Arena alone, is larger then the Tree Gnome Village with its maze.

107. The Biggest House is Draynor Manor.

108. Mos Le' Harmless Island is the Farthest East, Ape Atoll South, Tyras Camp and Prifddinas West, and Wild Agility Training Area and Axe Hut North.

109. There are no Mining SHOPS above ground.

111. When cooking a full load of lobsters, your weight decreases by 2kg by the time you've finished.

113. The Lighthouse would actually be an island if it wasn't for the bridge and jump-y rocks.

114. If you don't do anything, the time before you log out is 1 min 29 sec.

115. Fastest time you will get fish is one per 2 seconds.

116. If you follow someone, then teleport out, your character still follows it.

117. You can't die in Tutorial Island.

118. If you have a poison/disease and you will switch worlds to a F2P world, the poison/disease will still take effect.

119. There are 3 ruins in Wilderness.

120. If you walk five steps north, eleven steps west, and thirteen steps north from the Draynor Village bank first booth, you will find a dock leaf plant.

121. Every items' top is facing north when dropped.

122. If you cut down a tree it looks like you are cutting it from top to bottom.

123. When you talk to an NPC his/her face is always on the left and yours is always on the right.

124. We roast lobs in RS, but in real life we boil them.

125. One of the people in the tavern in Arrack knows that Runescape is a computer game.

126. When you low alch it gives you the same amount of money as the general store would for that item.

127. The examine in Yanille sand pit is different from other ones.

128 There are 9 fountains inside and around Camelot castle.

129. There are only 10 magic trees in Runescape.

130. 22 islands surround the lighthouse.

131. You can die taking beehives in Catherby without insect repellent.

132. There's no electricity in Runescape.

133. Every castle/mansion involves a quest.

134. There are 7 dyes in Runescape.

135. Apples on apple trees grow back

136. You can get to level 5 on tutorial island

137. There are 36 Emotes

138. A lava eel (from heroes quest) can live inside hot lava but can be cooked on a fire.

140. There are only 3 Cities with the word "Port" in it's name.

141. The Duel Arena alone, is larger then the Tree Gnome Village with its maze.

142. The Biggest House is Draynor Manor.

143. Post Phasmatys is the Farthest East, Void Knight Island South, Tyras Camp and Prifddinas West, and Wild Agility Training Area and Axe Hut North.

144. There is Only One, Amulet, Staff, Paltelegs, Shield, Jewellery, Candle, Apothecary, Mace, Skirt, Chainmail, Silver, and Spice Shop that are above ground.

146. RUNESCAPE can also be RUN! ESCAPE!

147. When You light more than 1 fire, they won't always go out in the same order.

148. The gypsy is 347 years old.

* All Chests, Drawers, and Cupboards in Tut. island are empty.
* Upstairs in the tutorial island church, You can play the organ upstairs (very cool) one of only 4 in Runescape, the others are in the Zamorak temple (priest in peril quest), Lumbridge church, and in seers by the graveyard. It turns on a special music that doesn't show up on the song list!
* You can chat on Tutorial Island like normal Runescape, you cant see a text box record, but when you hit enter it will show up on your screen, but no one else's.
* You can add friends while on the tutorial island (You have to be passed Brother Brace before you can access the friends list.)
* Combat Instructor (Vannaka) is the Edgeville slayer master.
*Vannaka has a two handed sword and a shield!
* Music is Newby Melody.
* You can get every skill to 3 in Tutorial Island, except all member skills, crafting, and runecrafting. (but not 1 xp higher than lvl 3).
* No item that you put in your bank will be in your bank when you go to the mainland, all the stuff goes in you inventory (except if you make extra things like shrimp, daggers, etc., you won't get those back).
* You can only make bronze daggers on Tutorial Island, even if you level up.

If you use a herring on a tree it says "This is not the mightiest tree in the forest"If you use a herring on the Grand Tree it says "It cannot be done" This is a copyoff from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail in which the Knights who say NI will only let King Arthur pass if he cuts down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring.

Examine a lumberjack in Miscellania"He's a lumberjack and he's okay"==Another copyoff from Monty Python, the Lumberjack Song!

You're allowed to bring a knife into Entrana!

When using a sextant in the Air Runecrafting alter, you will find that the altar is in level 56 wilderness 

You are allowed to bring a bazooka and a knife onto Entrana, but you are strictly forbidden from bringing a glove 

If you die with a skirt and legs, you keep the skirt 

The first option for pineapples and watermelons is eat but you can't 

Even after you finish goblin diplomacy, goblins still fight each other. 

Black Dragons drop chocolate cake.

If you are in the cages random event and you log on to a F2P world you will still be in the cages. If you get out you will appear in lumbridge.

All arrows face in one direction when they are on the floor.