Heres some simple fun commands. Read the scripts and you'll understand what to do.

on *:TEXT:!Witch*:#: {  
  msg $chan 4,1OMG! $2- IS A WITCH!!
  describe $chan ties $2- to a chair and chucks `em in a river! XD
}
on *:TEXT:!Stab*:#: {
  msg $chan 4Rawr! 
  describe $chan stabs $2- where the sun don't shine! 
}
on *:TEXT:!PK*:#: {
  msg $chan 4Mwahha eat dds $2-
  describe $chan K.0s $2-
  msg $chan 4Haha nub..
}
on *:TEXT:!Cookie*:#: {
  msg $chan Here have a cookie!
  describe $chan hands $2- a cookie, enjoy ;)
}
on *:TEXT:!Shoot*:#: {
  msg $chan Your going down $2-
  describe $chan shoots $2- several times before kicking his dead body until the head detaches from the neck. Ewww
}
on *:TEXT:!Money*:#: {
  describe $chan nicks some of $2- 's hard earned cash! XD
}