From the clipboard paste into a new remote file, right click in the channel, choose Nick Response, and turn it on. Its a simple little thing, perhaps to use when you go afk for a little bit but instead of setting away just set the responder, or for fun, have it on for when people use your nick. Its made for a bit of fun so feel free to change the message responses, and perhaps even include a line where any part of your nick might be recognised and fire the response. I hope it gives at least some mild amusement. :D

dialog me {
  title "Nick Response 1.0 By |MELIORITE|"
  size -1 -1 80 40
  option dbu
  button "Turn ON", 1, 5 7 25 15, ok
  button "Turn OFF", 2, 35 7 25 15, cancel
}
on *:DIALOG:me:sclick:1: {
  .enable #me
  .echo -a Nick Resonse is on
}
on *:DIALOG:me:sclick:2: {
  .disable #me
  .echo -a Nick Response is off
}
menu channel {
  .-
  ** (NICK RESPONSE )**: {
    if ($dialog(me) == $null) { dialog -mdie me me }
  else {dialog -v me }
}

#me off
on *:text:*:#: {
  if $me isin $1 {
    set %me $rand(1,9)
    if (%me == 1) { .msg $chan Oh hi there $nick? }
    if (%me == 2) { .msg $chan I'm not sure that I am here }
    if (%me == 3) { .msg $chan My auto response is stuck }
    if (%me == 4) { .msg $chan I've gone surfing }
    if (%me == 5) { .msg $chan Yes $nick? }
    if (%me == 6) { .msg $chan Who used my name in vain? }
    if (%me == 7) { .msg $chan Why hello $nick }
    if (%me == 8) { .msg $chan Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light? }
    if (%me == 9) { .msg $chan Wait, wait, I'll be back soon }
  }
}
#me end