Brain damage calc(joke)

By APinis on Feb 11, 2007

I made this up while I was bored :D Just copy and paste it in your remotes type !info and have a good laugh or smth...
I hope it`s not too rude!

Have fun! :D

O and sorry for the grammar mistakes if there are any!

on *:TEXT:*!info*:#:{
  .notice $nick Scientists have aproved that masturbating kills your brain cells! 
  .notice $nick Type !damage to calculate how many % of your brain have been damaged.
  .notice $nick And you can check the !credits btw...
}
on *:TEXT:*!damage*:#:{
  .msg $chan $nick has $rand(1,99) % of damaged brain cells, because of masturbating! Stop masturbating!
}
on *:TEXT:*!credits*:#:{
  .notice $Nick Don`t take it personaly $nick ! Your brain isn`t damaged! Or maybe it is... Bot made up the percentage! This script is made by Apinis and you can get it for your own channel at www.hawkee.com 
}

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deadoralive - Apr 11, 2007

3/10

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Lindrian - Feb 13, 2007

add a:
$nick has $rand(1,99) $+ %
Looks better.

Maybe add a delay?

set %delay [ $+ [ $nick ] ] 1
Like u know..

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APinis - Feb 13, 2007

done

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ZabuzaMomochi - Feb 12, 2007

you might want to add a closing bracket at the end.. =/

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APinis - Feb 11, 2007

Oh i just added the credits so people wouldn`t get worried about their brain :D

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Manpreet - Feb 11, 2007

masturbating damages teh brian?

woot...

[16:29] <+Geo> Oh no!
[16:29] <+Geo> I\'m going to die!
[16:29] <+Geo> -NightFire91- Scientists have aproved that masturbating kills your brain cells!
[16:29] <+Geo> :(
[16:29] <+Saaander> !damage
[16:29] <+Gem-> I think lots will die with you then Gem-
[16:29] <+Gem-> oops
[16:29] <+Gem-> Geo
[16:29] <+Saaander> damn
[16:30] <+Saaander> and still so smart
[16:30] <+Saaander> :P

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