This is a simple script that goes in your remotes. Yes, simple, very simple. It is meant for a bot. Yes, I posted two on purpose, some people like to abbreviate Super Smash Bros Melee.

on *:text:!SSBM:#:{
  /set %T $rand(1,25)
  if (%T == 1) msg $chan Mario throws a fireball at $nick dealing $Rand(20,40) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 2) msg $chan Ness hits $nick with a bat dealing $Rand(50,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 3) msg $chan Bowser breathes fire upon $nick dealing $Rand(60,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 4) msg $chan The Ice Climbers throw ice at $nick dealing $Rand(20,40) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 5) msg $chan Mr.Game and Whatch throw pancakes at $nick dealing $Rand(25,50) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 6) msg $chan Captain Falcon  throws a mega punch at $nick dealing $Rand(100,125) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 7) msg $chan Dr. Mario shoves a pill down $nick 's throat dealing $Rand(5,15) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 8) msg $chan Falco kicks $nick in the air dealing $Rand(35,60) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 9) msg $chan Fox kicks $nick in the air dealing $Rand(35,60) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 10) msg $chan Ganondorf super kicks $nick dealing $Rand(65,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 11) msg $chan Kirby flies over to $nick then kicks $nick dealing $Rand(60,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 12) msg $chan Jigglypuff puts $nick to sleep dealing 0 $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 13) msg $chan Link uses his grappling hook to pull $nick in and land a punch on $nick $+ 's dealing $Rand(30,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 14) msg $chan Luigi throws a little green fireball at $nick dealing $Rand(5,10) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 15) msg $chan Marth grabs his sword and swings it at $nick dealing $Rand(40,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 16) msg $chan Mewtwo creates a dark energy ball in his hands and throws it at $nick dealing $Rand(30,45) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 17) msg $chan Peach throws a vegetable at $nick dealing $Rand(40,50) $+ % damage. 
  if (%T == 18) msg $chan Pichu summons a small bolt of lightning to zap $nick dealing $Rand(40,50) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 19) msg $chan Pikachu summons the power of lightning to zap $nick dealing $Rand(40,50) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 20) msg $chan Roy grabs his sword and swings it at $nick dealing $Rand(40,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 21) msg $chan Samus axe kicks $nick dealing $Rand(40,60) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 22) msg $chan Sheik pulls out her ninja stars and throws them at $nick dealing $Rand(50,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 23) msg $chan Yoshi throws a egg at $nick dealing $Rand(10,20) $+ % damage
  if (%T == 24) msg $chan Young Link uses his grappling hook to pull $nick in and land a punch on $nick $+ 's dealing $Rand(30,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 25) msg $chan Zelda uses shining palm on $nick dealing $Rand(15,30) $+ % damage.
}

on *:text:!Super Smash Bros Melee:#:{
  /set %T $rand(1,25)
  if (%T == 1) msg $chan Mario throws a fireball at $nick dealing $Rand(20,40) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 2) msg $chan Ness hits $nick with a bat dealing $Rand(50,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 3) msg $chan Bowser breathes fire upon $nick dealing $Rand(60,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 4) msg $chan The Ice Climbers throw ice at $nick dealing $Rand(20,40) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 5) msg $chan Mr.Game and Whatch throw pancakes at $nick dealing $Rand(25,50) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 6) msg $chan Captain Falcon  throws a mega punch at $nick dealing $Rand(100,125) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 7) msg $chan Dr. Mario shoves a pill down $nick 's throat dealing $Rand(5,15) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 8) msg $chan Falco kicks $nick in the air dealing $Rand(35,60) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 9) msg $chan Fox kicks $nick in the air dealing $Rand(35,60) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 10) msg $chan Ganondorf super kicks $nick dealing $Rand(65,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 11) msg $chan Kirby flies over to $nick then kicks $nick dealing $Rand(60,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 12) msg $chan Jigglypuff puts $nick to sleep dealing 0 $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 13) msg $chan Link uses his grappling hook to pull $nick in and land a punch on $nick $+ 's dealing $Rand(30,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 14) msg $chan Luigi throws a little green fireball at $nick dealing $Rand(5,10) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 15) msg $chan Marth grabs his sword and swings it at $nick dealing $Rand(40,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 16) msg $chan Mewtwo creates a dark energy ball in his hands and throws it at $nick dealing $Rand(30,45) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 17) msg $chan Peach throws a vegetable at $nick dealing $Rand(40,50) $+ % damage. 
  if (%T == 18) msg $chan Pichu summons a small bolt of lightning to zap $nick dealing $Rand(40,50) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 19) msg $chan Pikachu summons the power of lightning to zap $nick dealing $Rand(40,50) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 20) msg $chan Roy grabs his sword and swings it at $nick dealing $Rand(40,80) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 21) msg $chan Samus axe kicks $nick dealing $Rand(40,60) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 22) msg $chan Sheik pulls out her ninja stars and throws them at $nick dealing $Rand(50,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 23) msg $chan Yoshi throws a egg at $nick dealing $Rand(10,20) $+ % damage
  if (%T == 24) msg $chan Young Link uses his grappling hook to pull $nick in and land a punch on $nick $+ 's dealing $Rand(30,70) $+ % damage.
  if (%T == 25) msg $chan Zelda uses shining palm on $nick dealing $Rand(15,30) $+ % damage.
}