Double Actions

By Jester on Dec 30, 2006

Open A New File In Remotes And Paste This In. Then Simply Left Click On User Name Then Right Click. You Will Find The DoubleAction Option There. Rest Is Simple.

menu nicklist,query {
  DoubleActions
  .Mean
  ..Axe:me stares at $$1 | .timer 1 3 me slashes $$1 with a Battle Axe
  ..Keyboard:me picks up his keyboard off his desk | .timer 1 3 me bashes $$1 22 times on the skull
  ..Gasoline:me dumps a 5 gallon can of gasoline on $$1  | .timer 1 3 me smiles and flicks his Bic
  ..Shotgun:me whips out a double barrel shotgun and aims it at $$1 | .timer 1 3 me shoots $$1 in the left butt cheek
  ..Wrestling:me climbs to the top turn buckle | .timer 1 3 me flys half way across the ring and nails $$1 in the chin with an elbow drop
  ..Hang:me ties a rope in a tree | .timer 1 3 me hangs $$1 by the throat from the 3rd limb
  ..Fist:me puts a roll of quarters in his fist | .timer 1 3 me punches $$1 so hard their teeth fall out
  ..Pen:me picks up a black ink pen | .timer 1 3 me stabs $$1 in the eye-ball
  ..Barbwire:me wraps barbwire around a baseball bat | .timer 1 3 me smashes $$1 around the head, shoulders, and neck area
  ..Traffic:me grabs $$1 by the hair | .timer 1 3 me flings $$1 into on-coming traffic
  ..CarBomb:me hides a timebomb in the trunk of a '76 Ford Pinto | .timer 1 3 me gives $$1 the keys and watches them drive away | .timer 1 6 say BOOM!!!
  ..Glove:me puts on a white glove | .timer 1 3 me smacks $$1 hard in the face
  ..Flowers:me give $$1 some pretty flowers | .timer 1 2 me laughs as $$1 mauled by a swarm of killer bees
  ..KnockOut:me puts on boxing gloves and strikes a Mike Tyson Pose | .timer 1 2 me uppercuts $$1 in the chin
  ..Pile Driver:me throws $$1 over his shoulder. | .timer 1 2 me piledrives $$1 into the ground.
  ..Face Kick:me launches himself into the air, just above $$1 $+ 's head. | .timer 1 3 me kicks $$1 in the face.
  ..Poke:me thrusts his finger into $$1 $+ 's  eye | .timer 1 3 me looks around pokes $nick(#,$rand(1,$nick(#,0))) in the eye also | .timer 1 6 me laughs at the half blind people.
  .Nice
  ..Naked:me dares $$1 to get naked if he does | .timer 1 3 me gets undressed first
  ..Love:me falls in love with $$1 | .timer 1 3 me gets all excited when $$1 takes off their clothes
  ..Kiss:me runs his fingers through $$1 $+ 's hair | .timer 1 3 me gives $$1 a passionate kiss
  ..Hug:me grabs $$1 and pulls them close | .timer 1 3 me gives $$1 a big bear-hug
  ..Pinch:me sneaks up behind $$1 | .timer 1 2 me pinches $$1 in the rear
  ..Bite:me takes off one of $$1 $+ 's shoes | .timer 1 3 softly bites on $$1 $+ 's toes
  ..Dance:me puts a Barry White CD in his stereo | .timer 1 3 me slow dances with $$1
  .Funny
  ..Poop:me gets an upset feeling in his belly | .timer 1 3 me grabs one of $$1 $+ 's shoes and poops in it while they ain't looking
  ..Fart:me eats 5 cans of Pinto Beans | .timer 1 3 me drops his pants down to his ankles | .timer 1 6 me beans over and farts on $$1
  ..Burp:me drinks a 6-pack of Busch Beer | .timer 1 3 me burps so loud $$1 falls over
  ..Frog:me waves his magic wand | .timer 1 3 me changes $$1 into a frog
  ..Pie:me flings a cream pie across the chat room | .timer 1 3 me hits $$1 square in the face
  ..Toe:me takes off one of his shoes | .timer 1 3 me puts a green krusty toe on $$1
}

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Metallboy100   -  Aug 20, 2007

sweet script :) works great for me.

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Jester   -  Dec 31, 2006

The timers are mainly cause some servers have rules about flooding, so the 2 & 3 second delays prevents that :)

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[M]ike   -  Dec 31, 2006

Timers for... dramatic suspense xD

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Marshtomp   -  Dec 31, 2006

Double actions doesn\'t fit the script. Slap script would be better. And why use timers!

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Manpreet   -  Dec 31, 2006

Well Done... A Fantastic script!

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