Well, i just got back on after a year or two. And i decided to update my old bar script. :D So im a much better scripter, >_>, but im just updating it to make it better.. so dont use cruel comments. Thanks and i'll wait for future replies. Just load it up into remotes(alt + r) and have one of your friends type !Bar

ON *:LOAD: {
  echo -a Thank you for using Bar Script by `Shippo!
  set %barchan $$?="What channel do you want it to be in?
  timer 1 2 join %barchan
}
on *:JOIN:%barchan: { 
  notice $nick Welcome $nick type !bar if you are hungry and/or thirsty it is $time and $date $+ , thanks for coming!
}
on *:TEXT:!bar:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {  
    Msg $nick Commands are: !Softdrinks !Foods !Alcohalic Beverages
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Softdrinks:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {  
    msg $nick Softdrink commands: !Coke !DrPepper !sprite !Pepsi !FruitPunch
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Foods:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {    
    Msg $nick Food commands: $nick !pasta !meat !chicken !pizza !frenchtoast
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Alcohalic*:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    if ($2 == Beverages) { 
      msg $nick !Redwine !whitewine !Sake !Beer !Whiskey !JackDaniels
    }
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Coke:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to Snick and hands over a nice refreshing coke.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!DrPepper:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over a nice cool DrPepper
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Sprite:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over a tasty sprite.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Pasta:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over a big plate of pasta with meat sauce
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!meat:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over a nice plate of meat.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Chicken:*: { 
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over some nice chicken.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Redwine:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over a nice redwine
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Whitewine:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick and hands over a nice refreshing whitewine
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Pepsi:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , and places a nice Pepsi on their table, quickly slipping a 5 dollar bill out of $nick $+ 's pocket for a tip..
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FruitPunch:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , and places a nice Pepsi on their table, quickly slipping a 5 dollar bill out of $nick $+ 's pocket for a tip..
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Pizza:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , puts a nice slice of pizza on $nick $+ 's table
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!FrenchToast:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , and sets down some french toast on $nick $+ 's table, smiling as she quickly and unnoticing grabs $nick $+ 's wallet, and runs.
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!Sake:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , and slides $nick a nice bottle of sake, and says, "Good choice"
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!beer:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , and slams a ber on their desk, and walks away
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!whiskey:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , see'ing that $nick is clearly drunk, takes out $nick $+ 's check book and gives him the whiskey
  }
}
on *:TEXT:!jackdaniels:*: {
  if ($chan == %barchan) {
    describe $chan walks over to $nick $+ , and puts a refreshing shot of jack daniels and $nick $+ 's table
  }
}