To load, just copy and paste it into your remotes section.
To use type /stats to echo the stats to yourself, and type /statsp to make your stats public.

alias stats {
  echo $target You have seen: $calc(%kikcnt) Kicks - $calc(%bancnt) Bans - $calc(%opcnt) Ops - $calc(%vocnt) Voices | //echo You have performed: $calc(%mykikcnt) Kicks - $calc(%mybancnt) Bans - $calc(%myopcnt) Ops - $calc(%myvocnt) Voices

}

alias statsp {
  msg # I have seen: $calc(%kikcnt) Kicks - $calc(%bancnt) Bans - $calc(%opcnt) Ops - $calc(%vocnt) Voices | //msg # I have performed: $calc(%mykikcnt) Kicks - $calc(%mybancnt) Bans - $calc(%myopcnt) Ops - $calc(%myvocnt) Voices

}

on *:KICK:#: if ($nick == $me) inc %mykikcnt
on *:BAN:#: if ($nick == $me) inc %mybancnt
on *:OP:#: if ($nick == $me) inc %myopcnt
on *:KICK:#: inc %kikcnt
on *:BAN:#: inc %bancnt
on *:OP:#: inc %opcnt