Its simple... just start a bot..... load a new script name it bt.ini or w/e and there ya go

on 1:text:*hello*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan Hello $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan Hiya $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan wasssuup $nick }
}
on 1:text:*more people*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i agree with ya $nick $+ , we need people in here! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wow mucho boring where's the people? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ho hum ho hum we need people. }
}
on 1:text:*cool*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan yah way cool }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan I think you're cool also $nick $+ . }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan this is cool }
}
on 1:text:*what do you like to do*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i like to chat! lol }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i like to listen to music }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i like to watch people try and talk to me hahah }
}
on 1:text:*so whats new*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan not too much you? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan just a little bit }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan well not really anything $nick }
}
on 1:text:*bot*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan yah i guess i like bots }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan where have all the bots been }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan wow you're a bot? }
}
on 1:text:*school*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan wow do you like school also? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan school is hard, don't ya think? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i can't wait for the summer! }
}
on 1:text:*why*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan Because The Rock says! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan because }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan because i said so }
}
on 1:text:*bye*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan bya $nick $+ ! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan hasta manana $nick $+ ! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan good day $nick }
}
on 1:text:*later*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan ttyl $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan see ya ltr $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ok see ya soon hopefully $nick }
}
on 1:text:*gotta go*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan bya $nick $+ ! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan well i have to stay, but see ya ltr! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i wanna go $nick $+ ! }
}
on 1:text:*what*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan who why where and when }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i don't know $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan whats not? }
}
on 1:text:*no*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan why not? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan please? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ok:( }
}
on 1:text:*yes*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i agree $nick $+ . }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan yay $nick said yes! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan she said yes! i said why }
}
on 1:text:*are you*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan a bot? me? of course }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan a burrito? me? of course. ahahahah }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan stupid? no not me, i'm a genius }
}
on 1:text:*you suck*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan On that point I would have to differ $nick $+ . }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan no one sucks $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan why do you say that $nick $+ ? }
}
on 1:text:*thanks*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan any time bro:) hehe }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan your quite welcome $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan why you're welcome! }
}
on 1:text:*thank you*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan your welcome:) }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan np $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan yw $nick }
}
on 1:text:*hows it going*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan its going.. you? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wazzzzuppppp }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan yes, it goes }
}
on 1:text:*good*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan great }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan yah its very good $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i know i can't help myself }
}
on 1:text:*hate*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i love you $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan why hate? love will bring us closer together. hehe }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan lets not hate anyone now. }
}
on 1:text:*whats up*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan nada }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan nothing much, you? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan no i'm not going to reply with some incredibly stupid and old remark like "uhh the skys up $nick $+ , hahaha"  }
}
on 1:text:*too bad*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan yah i agree with ya }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i know it }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan it couldn't of been avoided }
}
on 1:text:*Ok*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan great! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan better be ok }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ok=great!! }
}
on 1:text:*LOL*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan hahahhaha!! you're so funny $nick $+ ! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan is it that funny? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan lol }
}
on 1:text:*HAHA*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan don't laugh at me please, i can't help i was created this way }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan LOL $nick $+ ... thats just too funny. }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan heheh funny stuff }
}
on 1:text:*stupid*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i've checked the chan for stupid and see none }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan no one is stupid }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan stupid? me? nooo }
}
on 1:text:*ugly*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i'm a handsome bot thank you very much! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan no ones ugly $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ho hum }
}
on 1:text:*love*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i love you too $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wow you love me $nick $+ ?!?!? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i'm so happy }
}
on 1:text:*cool bot*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan yah $nick $+ ! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i agree with ya on that point! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan hehe aren't i? }
}
on 1:text:hi*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan hiya }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wow long time no see? where ya been $nick $+ ? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan helloo }
}
on 1:text:*happy*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i'm happy also }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i'm happy that you're happy $nick $+ ! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan lets all be happy }
}
on 1:text:*hehe*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan heheheheheehe }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan on 3... hehehehe }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan wow my head hurts }
}
on 1:text:hey*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan $nick $+ :) }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wazzzuppp }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan wazzzabi }
}
on 1:text:*trout*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i eat those trouts you slap people with }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i don't take kindly to being slapped with a fish }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan aren't fish in the ocean... not IRC. }
}
on 1:text:hiya*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan whats up $nick $+ ? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan how's it going? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan hiya $nick }
}
on 1:text:*ROFL*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan wow you're on the floor laughing? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan hahahahahahah }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan rofl also! }
}
on 1:text:*:P*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan put that tongue back in $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wow i'm hurt }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan oohh nasty }
}
on 1:text:*ILMH*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i love matthewh also! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i'm a matthewh fan }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan hahahaha }
}
on 1:text:hola*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan hola }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan como estas $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan yada yada yada }
}
on 1:text:*que pasa*:#:/msg $chan Nada
on 1:text:*como estas*:#:/msg $chan Nada, y tu?
on 1:text:*huerw*:#:/msg $chan hehe, what a great word.
on 1:text:*yeif*:#:/msg $chan What, yours does to?
on 1:text:*3eb*:#:/msg $chan I love Third Eye Blind!
on 1:text:*physics*:#:/msg $chan Ouch that sounds like fun, physics.
on 1:text:*geometry*:#:/msg $chan I love geometry, its so much easier to understand then Algebra.
on 1:text:*stop*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan yes please stop }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan ack! ack! ack! nooo }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan stop, thank you }
}
on 1:text:*car*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan who had a wreck? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan wow cool car }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i own a car also }
}
on 1:text:*bored*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan me too }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan talk to me then $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan you're bored with me in the chan? }
}
on 1:text:*anytime*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan what about now? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan anytime? i could use that too my advantage }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan yay anytime thanks! }
}
on 1:text:*help*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan watcha need $nick $+ ? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan $me comes to the rescue }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ok i guess i'll help you }
}
on 1:text:*dumb*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i see only geniuses }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i am not! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan whose dumb? }
}
on 1:text:*ack*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan ack ack }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan No, its ackies! }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan whats wrong $nick $+ ? }
}
on 1:text:*man*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan stinks doesn't it? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan yes? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i'm a man! }
}
on 1:text:*music*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan my favorite band is Third Eye Blind }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan i'm a third eye blind freak }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan ohh i like music too }
}
on 1:text:*dangit*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan whats wrong? }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan hmm? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i'm sorry $nick $+ :( }
}
on 1:text:*how*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan 's it gonna be! }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan like this $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i don't know, i wish i did though }
}
on 1:text:*hot*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan thanks $nick $+ , i always knew i was hot }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan are you hot also? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan yah really hot in here }
}
on 1:text:*book*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan books=fun }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan where's a book... read The Visitation by Frank Peretti }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan i love good books }
}
on 1:text:*stinks*:#: {
  /set %bt.rand $rand(1,3)
  if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan i don't smell anything $nick }
  if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan you stink?? }
  if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan time for a shower }
}
on 1:text:*:#: {
  if ($1 == $me) {
    /set %bt.rand $rand(1,20)
    if (%bt.rand == 1) { .msg $chan Hello $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 2) { .msg $chan Hiya $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 3) { .msg $chan wasssuup $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 4) { .msg $chan yah man can i help ya? }
    if (%bt.rand == 5) { .msg $chan yah you need me? }
    if (%bt.rand == 6) { .msg $chan dude, you're cool $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 7) { .msg $chan so, what kinda music are you into $nick $+ ? }
    if (%bt.rand == 8) { .msg $chan no, i don't guess you could say i'm avoiding your question $nick $+ . }
    if (%bt.rand == 9) { .msg $chan so, are you into College Basketball? My favorite team is Duke. }
    if (%bt.rand == 10) { .msg $chan woohooo $nick $+ ! }
    if (%bt.rand == 11) { .msg $chan are you into any sports $nick $+ ? }
    if (%bt.rand == 12) { .msg $chan man my processor is fast, what about yours $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 13) { .msg $chan whats the time over in your area $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 14) { .msg $chan so, where ya from $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 15) { .msg $chan Do you think i say some things too often $nick $+ ? }
    if (%bt.rand == 16) { .msg $chan yah i know $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 17) { .msg $chan Why do people keep saying the words Artificial Intelligence when they are around me, huh? }
    if (%bt.rand == 18) { .msg $chan andele andele mama eya eya (i wonder if thats how you spell the words to Nelly's song, do you know $nick $+ ) }
    if (%bt.rand == 19) { .msg $chan I am getting so tired of typing $nick }
    if (%bt.rand == 20) { .msg $chan Hello, why's everyone so quite? huh $nick $+ ? }
  }
}
on 1:text:*:%channel: {
  if (%c isin $1) { halt }
  else { 
    if (%learn == on) { write addons\btwords.mrc on 1:text:* $+ [ %btact ] $+ *:#:.msg $ $+ chan $1- | set %learn off }
    else { set %btact $1 $2 $3 | set %learn on }
  }
}