Pickup Line Generator

By neuroticpunk on Feb 11, 2006

copy code into remote, type !line to fire off code in channel

on *:TEXT:!line*:#:{
  /set %line $rand(1,122)  
  if (%line == 1) { msg $chan 10Look at all those curves, and me with no brakes!!! }
  if (%line == 2) { msg $chan 10My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast! }
  if (%line == 3) { msg $chan 10Hey , I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up! }
  if (%line == 4) { msg $chan 10I think you've got something in your eye. Oh nevermind, it's just a sparkle. }
  if (%line == 5) { msg $chan 10Baby... wanna come for a ride? }
  if (%line == 6) { msg $chan 10The only thing I want between our relationship is latex. }
  if (%line == 7) { msg $chan 10Save water, shower with a friend! }
  if (%line == 8) { msg $chan 10You must be Jamaican, Cause you Jamaican me crazy. }
  if (%line == 9) { msg $chan 10I think I'm in heaven because you look like an angel. Can you take off your shirt so that I can check for wings? }
  if (%line == 10) { msg $chan 10Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! }
  if (%line == 11) { msg $chan 10Excuse me M'am, you dropped a piece of ass, let me get that for you. (then grab her ass) }
  if (%line == 12) { msg $chan 10Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth, creamy, and easy to spread. }
  if (%line == 13) { msg $chan 10Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons. }
  if (%line == 14) { msg $chan 10Quick, somebody call the cops, you just stole my heart. }
  if (%line == 15) { msg $chan 10I love every bone in your body, especially mine! }
  if (%line == 16) { msg $chan 10Do you have any Irish in you?  (if no)  Do you want some? }
  if (%line == 17) { msg $chan 10If I were Peter Pan, you'd be my happy thought. }
  if (%line == 18) { msg $chan 10If you'll be my DairyQueen, I'll be your BurgerKing...You treat me right, and you can have it your way! }
  if (%line == 19) { msg $chan 10What do you say we add my last name to your checking account?! }
  if (%line == 20) { msg $chan 10All I need is a little piece and quiet. So give me a piece and I'll be quiet! }
  if (%line == 21) { msg $chan 10I'm not feeling myself tonight, can I feel you? }
  if (%line == 22) { msg $chan 10Used when you have successfully tried to call a girl over by using the single finger "come over here" gesture. "Wow...I made you come with one finger... imagine what I could do with 2!" }
  if (%line == 23) { msg $chan 10My name is Neuroticpunk...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. }
  if (%line == 24) { msg $chan 10Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven? }
  if (%line == 25) { msg $chan 10I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. }
  if (%line == 26) { msg $chan 10(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. }
  if (%line == 27) { msg $chan 10Do you wash your clothes in windex? Cuz I can see myself in your pants! }
  if (%line == 28) { msg $chan 10If I told you you had a nice body, would you hold it against me? }
  if (%line == 29) { msg $chan 10Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd love to tap that ass! }
  if (%line == 30) { msg $chan 10Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... }
  if (%line == 31) { msg $chan 10Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me! }
  if (%line == 32) { msg $chan 10Do you know what'd look good on you?? Me. }
  if (%line == 33) { msg $chan 10Here's a quarter...Call your roommate and tell her you won't be coming home tonight! }
  if (%line == 34) { msg $chan 10I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast! }
  if (%line == 35) { msg $chan 10Picture this: you, me, bubble bath, and a bottle of champagne! }
  if (%line == 36) { msg $chan 10So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund. }
  if (%line == 37) { msg $chan 10There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off of you! }
  if (%line == 38) { msg $chan 10Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room? }
  if (%line == 39) { msg $chan 10I had to find out what kind of woman would go out dressed like that. }
  if (%line == 40) { msg $chan 10Look at the tag on her shirt and say: "I wanted to see if you were really made in heaven." }
  if (%line == 41) { msg $chan 10Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you? }
  if (%line == 42) { msg $chan 10Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. }
  if (%line == 43) { msg $chan 10I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bedrock. }
  if (%line == 44) { msg $chan 10I can lick my eyebrows. }
  if (%line == 45) { msg $chan 10You've been a bad girl. Go to my room. }
  if (%line == 46) { msg $chan 10Nice shoes.....wanna screw?!? }
  if (%line == 47) { msg $chan 10If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a 5 cents. }
  if (%line == 48) { msg $chan 10Excuse me, I've seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours? }
  if (%line == 49) { msg $chan 10Girls are sexy, guys are fine I'll be your six if you'll be my nine! }
  if (%line == 50) { msg $chan 10Nice pants. Can I test the zipper? }
  if (%line == 51) { msg $chan 10So long as we're in the theatre....why don't we get some play? }
  if (%line == 52) { msg $chan 10You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves... }
  if (%line == 53) { msg $chan 10If you can't be with the ones you love, then love the one you're with. }
  if (%line == 54) { msg $chan 10If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I'd pour all my love onto you. }
  if (%line == 55) { msg $chan 10We'll probably never see each other again, so let's screw. }
  if (%line == 56) { msg $chan 10Clothes look heavy on ya, want me to relieve some!!! }
  if (%line == 57) { msg $chan 10I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you... }
  if (%line == 58) { msg $chan 10Roses are red, violets are blue, can we screw? }
  if (%line == 59) { msg $chan 10I must be in heaven because I'm standing next to you! }
  if (%line == 60) { msg $chan 10Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room. } 
  if (%line == 61) { msg $chan 10I'm a used car but you can still drive me! }
  if (%line == 62) { msg $chan 10Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look! }
  if (%line == 63) { msg $chan 10You are the hottest thing since sunburn. }
  if (%line == 64) { msg $chan 10Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out? }
  if (%line == 65) { msg $chan 10Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars? }
  if (%line == 66) { msg $chan 10Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile? }
  if (%line == 67) { msg $chan 10Hey baby, you are like a pot of gold... Hard to get and hard to hold. }
  if (%line == 68) { msg $chan 10Are those space jeans? Because your ass is outta this world. }
  if (%line == 69) { msg $chan 10It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean. }
  if (%line == 70) { msg $chan 10Do you know what would look good on you? Me. }
  if (%line == 71) { msg $chan 10I can read palms. {write your # on their hand} OOh it says your gonna call me soon! }
  if (%line == 72) { msg $chan 10Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you? }
  if (%line == 73) { msg $chan 10Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head. }
  if (%line == 74) { msg $chan 10Your lips are a little wrinkled... Mind if I press them? }
  if (%line == 75) { msg $chan 10Would you like to make a trade? A piece of you for a piece of me? }
  if (%line == 76) { msg $chan 10Do you know CPR? Because you take my breath away! }
  if (%line == 77) { msg $chan 10Are you a checkout line? Cause I see you checkin' me out! }
  if (%line == 78) { msg $chan 10(after an earthquake) If you thought that earthquake shook your legs! Wait 'till tonight! }
  if (%line == 79) { msg $chan 10My beds two big for one- do you want to share it? }
  if (%line == 80) { msg $chan 10If you're sweet you can call me sweetie, if you're nice you can call me hunny, if you're hot you can call me tonight! }
  if (%line == 81) { msg $chan 10Do you have a garden? 'Cause you can plant your tulips next to mine! }
  if (%line == 82) { msg $chan 10Wanna play doctor? I would like to check out every part of your body. }
  if (%line == 83) { msg $chan 10Will you catch me? 'Cause I've just fallen for you! }
  if (%line == 84) { msg $chan 10We both know your beautiful, but only one of us knows your phone number! }
  if (%line == 85) { msg $chan 10Why don't we go behind a rock and get a little boulder! }
  if (%line == 86) { msg $chan 10My name's Neuroticpunk, but you can call me Tonight. }
  if (%line == 87) { msg $chan 10Help the homeless. Take me home with you. }
  if (%line == 88) { msg $chan 10You're like a Visa card...your everywhere I want to be. }
  if (%line == 89) { msg $chan 10If you were a booger, I'd pick you first! }
  if (%line == 90) { msg $chan 10You're hot, I'm cold, wanna warm me up? }
  if (%line == 91) { msg $chan 10Baby, I'm an American Express lover...You shouldn't go home without me! }
  if (%line == 92) { msg $chan 10God must have been in a very good mood the day we met! }
  if (%line == 93) { msg $chan 10I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand! }
  if (%line == 94) { msg $chan 10They call me Milk, because I do your body good! }
  if (%line == 95) { msg $chan 10Do you believe in love at first sight? If not, I'll walk by again. }
  if (%line == 96) { msg $chan 10Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. }
  if (%line == 97) { msg $chan 10I'm a Snickers.....why wait? }
  if (%line == 98) { msg $chan 10If I was in charge of the alphabet I'd put U and I together. }
  if (%line == 99) { msg $chan 10I'm lost. Which way is it to your house? }
  if (%line == 100) { msg $chan 10When I look at you it's like heaven is missing an angel. }
  if (%line == 101) { msg $chan 10I just had a bag of Skittles. Want to taste the rainbow? }
  if (%line == 102) { msg $chan 10Are you a parking ticket because I see the word FINE written all over you. }
  if (%line == 103) { msg $chan 10Is your daddy a thief? No. Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes? }
  if (%line == 104) { msg $chan 10My pants don't like you, so should I lose you or the pants? }
  if (%line == 105) { msg $chan 10Baby you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet! }
  if (%line == 106) { msg $chan 10Throw some ice at them and say "Now that we've broken the ice, do you want to come home with me?" }
  if (%line == 107) { msg $chan 10I forgot my number, Can I have yours? }
  if (%line == 108) { msg $chan 10Is your dad the president of Snapple? 'Cause you're made from the best stuff on earth! }
  if (%line == 109) { msg $chan 10I know milk does a body good, but DAMN how much did you drink?! }
  if (%line == 110) { msg $chan 10Can I get some fries with that shake? }
  if (%line == 111) { msg $chan 10I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me? }
  if (%line == 112) { msg $chan 10My lips are cold. Wanna warm 'em up? }
  if (%line == 113) { msg $chan 10You're gonna have to apologize to your neighbors tomorrow. Why? 'Cause we're gonna keep them up all night! }
  if (%line == 114) { msg $chan 10Your so hot I could roast my meat on you, baby. }
  if (%line == 115) { msg $chan 10Are you a lumberjack? Because you just gave me wood! }
  if (%line == 116) { msg $chan 10Wanna tickle my Oscar Meyer Wiener? }
  if (%line == 117) { msg $chan 10Baby, you're like a championship bass. I don't know whether to mount you or eat you! }
  if (%line == 118) { msg $chan 10If I were a carpenter and you were a porch. I'd take out all your nails and screw ya! }
  if (%line == 119) { msg $chan 10Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows! }
  if (%line == 120) { msg $chan 10A you a farmer? No, 'cuz you sure know how to raise a cock. }
  if (%line == 121) { msg $chan 10(after sex) Damn girl, you're like those Indy cars... You can burn 4 rubbers at once! }
  if (%line == 122) { msg $chan 10Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears! }


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CaRe_Taker   -  Mar 01, 2006

on :TEXT::# {
if ($strip($$1) == !line) { /msg $chan $read(pickup.txt) }
but first you would have to write the pickup.txt :)
hope that helps ya mate

CaRe_Taker   -  Feb 22, 2006

it is a good script
could be simplifyed tho
Definatly try the $read(blah.txt) its still random
So it would work Really well :)
an i am still basically a noob

therannmann2000   -  Feb 20, 2006

I like Care Taker\'s idea. That\'s what I would\'ve done. Instead of writing \"if (%line == number)\" over and over again, you could have just had the pickup lines in a text document and $read it... it\'ll automatically choose a random line.

neuroticpunk   -  Feb 14, 2006

yeah, I\'m a noob, but I think it\'s a fun script to share, make any changes that you want and I appreciate all your comments :)

CaRe_Taker   -  Feb 13, 2006

Couldnt ya just use $read(pickup.txt) ?
it would still work as a Random i think

Gex   -  Feb 11, 2006

!line will match !line but it will match alot of text else, for example !linear,!line(anythg) even if its !Line* it will match !line...but where is the, there is sth else if it wasnt a snippet i would have told u thats not good because you dont have to write all this in your mirc code,what u need is having text file with many lines and using $read(file) to pick any line up. i think u have said that in your first msg. there is other way to make your code shorter than it is. maybe you could write /msg $chan $replace(%line,1,1stmsg,2,2ndmsg,3,etc) but it wont be so short too.

QuickStep   -  Feb 11, 2006

or of couse when somebody types \'!line \' with the space after !line

QuickStep   -  Feb 11, 2006

you are not quite wrong after all. I think you might be confused with this: \'!line \' (a space between !line and the wildcard) DOES NOT match !line, so indeed in that case has to match SOMETHING.

Yoinx   -  Feb 11, 2006

Yeah, I cant reproduce it again. So, I guess I was wrong.

Yoinx   -  Feb 11, 2006

maybe it was something specific to what I was trying then. Because I know Ive seen something with it before...

But I have been known to be wrong.

QuickStep   -  Feb 11, 2006

well I\'ve just tested this and !line* seems to match !line also, so I guess you are wrong yoinx...

QuickStep   -  Feb 11, 2006

\"as * in an on text events has to match something.\"

really? I didnt know that, have to check that right away...

Yoinx   -  Feb 11, 2006

no bearruler. Mirc is odd with its on text events
wont match

as * in an on text events has to match something.

bearruler   -  Feb 11, 2006

on :TEXT:!line:#:{ is a wildcard after line
They could type !line !lineme or !line me and it would work
It doesnt have to be !line !line* would work...


`Kazuma   -  Feb 11, 2006

Doesn\'t work either..

on :TEXT:!line:#:{

Should be,

on *:TEXT:!line:#: {

KuTsuM   -  Feb 11, 2006

It\'s also useless to set a global var when it\'s only going to be used within that event, try using local vars:
/var %var = value

`Kazuma   -  Feb 11, 2006

True, that would make the script shorter.

Pwntage`Ninja   -  Feb 11, 2006

This is a fairly, if I may say so, n00bish script. For something like this, you should just have a simple on :TEXT:!Line:*:/msg $nick $read(pickups.txt) I mean, it\'s just a longer, and more complicated version of something much, much easier.

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