This is my little BarTender script that I use in my channel. It's just a little fun snippet built off of some of the Admin's snippets. Just a little fun to add to your channel.
By the way, it's a personal script, so some of your stuff will have to be changed around to accomodate it.
ON 1:TEXT:!hello:#:/msg $chan Hello $nick , how are you today?
ON 1:TEXT:right BT?:#:/msg $chan Right, my good man.
ON 1:TEXT:!bartender:#:/msg $chan At your service, mate! What would you like?
ON 1:TEXT:!bt:#:/msg $chan At your service, $nick - What would you like?
ON 1:TEXT:!bloodwine:#:/msg $chan Would you like a mug, a keg, or a tankard?
ON 1:TEXT:!mug:#:/msg $chan One mug of Bloodwine coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!keg:#:/msg $chan One Keg of Bloodwine, up in a sec!
ON 1:TEXT:!tankard:#:/msg $chan One Tankard of BloodWine for the TRUE Klingon.
ON 1:TEXT:!Ro here:#:/msg $chan One long cocktail for the beautifully sexy lady!
ON 1:TEXT:!romulan ale:#:/msg $chan One mug of Romulan Ale for the true traitor! Jolan Tru!
ON 1:TEXT:!miller lite:#:/msg $chan One glass of Miller Lite, on the house.
ON 1:TEXT:!beer:#:/msg $chan We have many kinds of beer available. Please go to http://fleetwood.smhosting.uni.cc/drinks.htm and scroll down to the "Beer" section.
ON 1:TEXT:!miller:#:/msg $chan One glass of Miller for ya, man.
ON 1:TEXT:!bud lite:#:/msg $chan One glass of Bud Lite for ya, dude.
ON 1:TEXT:!bud:#:/msg $chan One glass of Budweiser on the house.
ON 1:TEXT:!Molson Canadian:#:/msg $chan One bottle of Molson Canadian comin' right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!busch:#:/msg $chan One bottle of Busch once I get done serving the rest of the room.
ON 1:TEXT:!fosters:#:/msg $chan One Fosters, up in a sec. (Did you know that it's Australian for beer?)
ON 1:TEXT:!coors lite:#:/msg $chan One Coors Lite, fresh from the tap.
ON 1:TEXT:!coors:#:/msg $chan One Coors, fresh from the tap.
ON 1:TEXT:!sam adams:#:/msg $chan One Sam Adams, up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!samuel adams:#:/msg $chan One Sam Adams, up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!blue lite:#:/msg $chan One Blue Lite, up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!blue:#:/msg $chan One Blue, up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!guiness:#:/msg $chan One Guiness, up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!Pabst Blue Ribbon:#:/msg $chan One Pabst Blue Ribbon, comin' right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!Kilkenny:#:/msg $chan One Kilkenny, up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!Amstel Lite:#:/msg $chan One Amstel Lite, coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!Amstel:#:/msg $chan One Amstel, comin' right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!Victorian Bitter:#:/msg $chan One Victorian Bitter for the true Canadian!
ON 1:TEXT:!hahn:#:/msg $chan One Hahn, coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!Steinlager:#:/msg $chan One Steinlager, coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!PBR:#:/msg $chan One Pabst Blue Ribbon, comin' right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!red wine:#:/msg $chan One Red Wine, coming right up.
ON 1:TEXT:right bt?:#:/msg $chan Right, $nick .
ON 1:TEXT:!donuts and coffee:#:/msg $chan Sorry, Chadwick took all the donuts. Can I interest you in some coffee?
ON 1:TEXT:!coffee and donuts:#:/msg $chan Sorry, Chadwick took all the donuts. Can I interest you in some coffee?
ON 1:TEXT:!donuts:#:/msg $chan Sorry, Chadwick took all the donuts. Can I interest you in some coffee?
ON 1:TEXT:!coffee:#:/msg $chan Would you like your coffee !chilled or !hot?
ON 1:TEXT:!boiling:#:/msg $chan One boiling cup of coffee, up in a sec.
ON 1:TEXT:!hot:#:/msg $chan One steaming hot cup of Java, on the house.
ON 1:TEXT:!chilled:#:/msg $chan One ice cold Cup o' Joe coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!warm:#:/msg $chan One bubbling hot cup of coffee coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!white wine:#:/msg $chan One White Wine, coming right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!Jagermeister:#:/msg $chan One Jagermeister up in a second.
ON 1:TEXT:!duff beer:#:/msg $chan One Duff Beer, after I clean up this mess... DOH!
ON 1:TEXT:!db:#:/msg $chan One Duff Beer, after I clean up this mess... DOH!
ON 1:TEXT:!whiskey:#:/msg $chan As long as you don't start hitting on Ro, you can have one.
ON 1:TEXT:!drink:#:/msg $chan We have many kinds of drinks. Please go to http://fleetwood.smhosting.uni.cc/drinks.htm and select something from the menu!
ON 1:TEXT:!drinks:#:/msg $chan We have many kinds of drinks. Please go to http://fleetwood.smhosting.uni.cc/drinks.htm and select something from the menu!
ON 1:TEXT:!burgandy:#:/msg $chan One glass of Burgandy, at your table in just a second.
ON 1:TEXT:!denton wants blood:#:/msg $chan If Denton wants blood, he'll have it. One pint of fresh, human blood.
ON 1:TEXT:!wine:#:/msg $chan We have many kinds of wine available. Please go to http://fleetwood.smhosting.uni.cc/drinks.htm and scroll down to the "Wine" section.
ON 1:TEXT:!pizza:#:/msg $chan One box of pizza, fresh out of the oven.
ON 1:TEXT:!heineken:#:/msg $chan One dutch heiny comin' to ya!
ON 1:TEXT:!martini:#:/msg $chan Here's your Martini - Made specially for you :).
ON 1:TEXT:!tiger:#:/msg $chan One Tiger, the best Indian Beer there is.
ON 1:TEXT:!dsd special:#:/msg $chan One dsd special coming right up! If I told you what was in it, I'd have to kill you.
ON 1:TEXT:!Karo's Tea:#:/msg $chan One cup of tea that'll be cold before you can drink it comin' up in a flash.
ON 1:TEXT:!warp core breach:#:/msg $chan Stand back! This thing could blow any minute!
ON 1:TEXT:!flaming homer:#:/msg $chan Huh, and I thought it was called a Flaming Moe. Oh well, coming right up.
ON 1:TEXT:!song:#:/msg $chan Ahem... *tap tap tap* Oh the blackness outside is endless... Unforgiving, cold and friendless... But we still must baldly go... Make it so, make it so, make it so!!!
ON 1:TEXT:!tequilla:#:/msg $chan One bottle of Tequilla up in a sec! *Pulls out guitar and starts singing.*
ON 1:TEXT:right bt?:#:/msg $chan Right, $nick .
ON 1:TEXT:.s !one *:?:#:/msg $chan One $$3 comin' right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!smith:#:/msg $chan Oh, no... Not him!!!
ON 1:TEXT:!mixed nuts:#:/msg $chan One bowl of mixed nuts, coming right up. You know, though, only one in every three people wash their hands in this place.
ON 1:TEXT:!droj here:#:/msg $chan One Gin Martini - Extra Dry, Extra Olives.
ON 1:TEXT:!droj special:#:/msg $chan One Gin Martini - Extra Dry, Extra Olives.
ON 1:TEXT:!hard mikes:#:/msg $chan One Hard Mikes Cranberry Lemonade for the drinker with a sweet tooth.
ON 1:TEXT:!oranges:#:/msg $chan Carl, I cant keep giving these away... You're costing me a fortune!
ON 1:TEXT:!tea:#:/msg $chan Would you like it !Sweetened or !Unsweetened?
ON 1:TEXT:!sweetened:#:/msg $chan One cup of Sweetened Ice Tea comin' right up!
ON 1:TEXT:!unsweetened:#:/msg $chan Have it your way - One cup of Unsweetened Ice Tea comin' right up.
ON 1:TEXT:!boba:#:/msg $chan One cup of Milk Tea complete with little balls of tapioca at the bottom and a nice, large straw to drink it with.
ON 1:TEXT:!earl gray:#:/msg $chan To Baldly Go Where Only Droj Has Gone Before!
ON 1:TEXT:!earl grey:#:/msg $chan To Baldly Go Where Only Droj Has Gone Before!
ON 1:TEXT:!menu:#:/msg $chan We have many kinds of drinks. Please go to http://fleetwood.smhosting.uni.cc/drinks.htm and select something from the menu!
ON 1:TEXT:!cop cakes:#:/msg $chan One platter of Cop Cakes, stolen directly from Chadwick.
ON 1:TEXT:!vodka:#:/msg $chan One glass bottle of the finest Vodka, imported directly from Russia.
ON 1:TEXT:!cigarette:#:/msg $chan Here's a cigarette. Need a light?
ON 1:TEXT:!samarian sunset:#:/msg $chan One Samarian Sunset of the most beautiful colors in the quadrant. **Ding** And there you go.
ON 1:TEXT:!sex on the beach:#:/msg $chan *Hauls in the women.* Just kidding, here's your drink.
ON 1:TEXT:!hey:#:/msg $chan Yo, dude! What's kickin'?
ON 1:TEXT:!yo:#:/msg $chan Yo, bud, what's up?
ON 1:TEXT:!thanks:#:/msg $chan Don't mention it.
ON 1:TEXT:!see ya:#:/msg $chan Adios, bro.
ON 1:TEXT:!ciao:#:/msg $chan Ciao, my good man.
ON 1:TEXT:!bye:#:/msg $chan Catch ya later, bro.
ON 1:TEXT:!adios:#:/msg $chan Hasta la vista, baby.
ON 1:TEXT:!thank you:#:/msg $chan Don't mention it.
ON 1:TEXT:!crap:#:/msg $chan I'm sure you don't want that...
ON 1:TEXT:right BT?:#:/msg $chan Right, my good man.
ON 1:TEXT:!ro:#:/msg $chan Mmm. *Licks lips.*
ON 1:TEXT:!sotb:#:/msg $chan *Hauls in the women.* Just kidding, here's your drink.
ON 1:TEXT:!kleenex:#:/msg $chan One box of Kleenex, at your table before you can sneeze.
ON 1:TEXT:!flyswatter:#:/msg $chan One FlySwatter, specifically made to deal with those little pesky things they call flies. Hence the name, I'd think.
I like the script but I did modify it extensively it wont let me add the code here so I posted a page with it http://hawkee.com/snippet/16962/