paste into remotes and when some one ctcp you with the supplied ctcp commands it should give the specific reply in return this also as small dcc protection with it hopefully that portion might help some one else out there out if not mIRC as the dcc ignore functions

ctcp *:*:*:{ 
  if ($1 == Version) { .ctcpreply $nick im  useing what ever you want goes here so change this  } 
  if ($1 == clientinfo) { .ctcpreply $nick sorry there is no info for this client }
  if ($1 == userinfo) { .ctcpreply $nick sorry there is no info for this user }
  if ($1 == finger) { .ctcpreply $nick you may finger what ever you want so change this sniff sniff } 
  if ($1 == time) { .ctcpreply $nick  i dont care about the time so change this also the current time is $time } 
  if ($1 == ping) { .ctcpreply $nick !PONG! you ping time from me to you is var %ping = $calc($ctime - $2)  | $duration(%ping)  }
  if ($1 == invite) { halt } 
  if ($1 == do) { .ctcpreply $nick  sorry fucker but i dont DO that !NOOB! but i hear xsplosive does ? } 
  if ($1 == page) { .ctcpreply $nick sorry YO there all stuck togather }
  if ($1 == dcc) { 
    if (viagra.exe isin $1-) { ignore -td $nick $3 | $nick tried to send possiable virus } 
    if (script.ini isin $1-) { ignore -td $nick $3 | $nick tried to send possiable virus } 
    if (dmsetup.exe isin $1-) { ignore -td $nick $3 | $nick tried to send possiable virus } 
    if (boogie.ini isin $1-) { ignore -td $nick $3 | $nick tried to send possiable virus }  
    if (viagra.exe isin $1-) { ignore -td $nick $3 | $nick tried to send possiable virus }  
  }
}

;no pun intended